Chapter 20

Ty: Mewtwo… you know you want to say it

M2: S-say what

Ty: You know what Im talking about

Samus: What IS he talking about Mewtwo

Ty, Bowser, and Falco: Say it

M2: N-no…cant…say it…not now

Samus: Just spit it out Mewtwo

M2: Fine… … … … …

Ty: Dang it, Ill say it for him. Mewtwo thinks you're hot, Samus

Samus: Really. Thank you (punches Mewtwo)

M2: Why do you keep punching us

Samus: Because…well I don't really know why. Guess I just want to

Bowser: At least she hasn't punched me yet (Samus punches Bowser) WHY NOW

Samus: I remembered I haven't punched you yet

Bowser: I just had to say it out loud

Ty: Bout' time you hit him (Samus punches Ty) Why do I even say it

Falco (sneaking away): If I can just get away fast enough (Samus punches Falco) This isn't right

Samus: Well Ive punched everyone now. Who's left (looks around) No one. Ty bring someone else in here

Ty: Fine (takes out a remote control and presses a button. A door opens and Sandbag comes out)

Sandbag: …

Samus (punches SB): There, now Im done

Ty: Finally. I own no one in this story. Now for Mario and Bowser's fight against Omega Shenron

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Last Time…

Mario and Bowser into the room. A lightning bolt hit the floor right in front of them "What was that"

"Dragon Thunder" Lightning hit Bowser in the nuts

"AAAHHH MAMA MIA" Bowser ran around in major pain

"Hey-a that's my line" Mario hit Bowser with his hammer.

Bowser fell down no longer having pain in his nuts "Thank you." Bowser breathed out some flames lighting up the randomly placed lanterns.

Omega Shenron was looking at the rivals "This should be over quickly"

"Yeah, for us that is" Bowser charged at Omega…

"No. Don't do it…a" Mario tried to stop Bowser but it was to late

"Whirling Fortress" Bowser retracted into his shell and spun himself toward Omega

"Whirlwind Spin" Omega shot a whirlwind out of his hands toward Bowser who started spinning out of control

"AAAHHH, WHY ME" Bowser crashed into a hotdog vendor "Why is there a hotdog vendor in here"

"I was hungry so I asked Random to send me a hotdog. I wanted to eat the man made of jelly but NNNOOO I wasn't allowed because…Wait a minute, Im talking about the plan. Gas Bomb" Omega threw a green ball of gas at Mario and Bowser which exploded in Bowser's face

"I cant COUGH tell if it poisonous or COUGH really bad smelling. Id go with bo-COUGH-th" Bowser got ready to blow flames at the gas

"Mama Mia"

Bowser blew…not fire but a lot of air at the gas sending it towards Omega

"Hey-a, Peach was right. You are-a a bag of hot air-a"

"Ill get you for that later" Bowser blew a fireball at the gas which exploded on contact. The smoke from the explosion cleared Omega was standing there with no scratch on him "Crap"

"Dang. Im allergic to dust ACHOO. Stupid turtle, Im going to get you for that. Earth Wave" Omega smashed his hands into the ground causing three shockwaves to rush toward Mario and Bowser

Mario jumped past the shockwaves but Bowser was sent flying by the first, smacked against the wall by the second, and flung up into the air by the third "Why am I always getting hurt"

"Because you're an easy target. Bowser I got an idea. Have you noticed how in the earlier chapters that one person hit the bad guy from the front then the other one hit him from the back"

"Uh…sure"

"Lets both attack him from the front"

"Okay but…what happened to your accent"

"What-a accent"

"Never mind" Bowser jumped above Omega and slammed down towards him "Koopa Slam" Omega stepped to the side to dodge Bowser who got himself stuck in the ground "Not again"

"Im fighting an imbecile and a midget Italian man. Random told me to be careful but this is way to easy" Omega got ready to shoot an energy blast into Bowser's face.

"Hey-a, Im the only one allowed-a to beat Bowser" Mario ran up to Omega and planted his foot into his face and kicked off "Oh yeah"

Omega just stood there for 5 seconds till he shook his head "Huh. Did you hit me"

"Oh crap-a" Mario ran to Bowser and got him out of the hole

"Thanks. Now what are we going to do about this guy. He's invincible. No matter what we do we cant hurt him"

"I…don't know"

"You…don't know. The Great Mario who's beaten me hundreds of times doesn't know how to beat some dragon. You always think of ways to beat me even when there looks like theirs no way to win, you come out on top"

"Bowser, why are you giving me a pep talk"

"Because. Im the only one allowed to beat you" Bowser smirked

"Fine…Ive got a better idea"

"Bout time" Bowser listened to Mario's plan. After a while he smiled "Good plan. Koopa Bros. Assemble"

A red, green, and blue Koopa who looked like Bowser came out of nowhere "Yes sir"

"Attack the scum" The Koopa Bros. Ran toward Mario "Not him. HIM" Bowser pointed towards Omega

The red one spoke up "Why didn't you say so. Lets go guys, RGB Special" The green koopa jumped on top of the blue one and the red koopa jumped on top of the green one. The tower of colored koopas started spinning around "Blue Bomber" The blue koopa came out tower and spun towards Omega who smacked him out of the way "Well that didn't work. Green…Something" Now the green koopa spun towards Omega who pounded him into the ground. "Uh…Red Ricochet" The final koopa spun towards Omega to just to get flung into the sky

"That was the most pitiful attempt at battle Ive ever seen"

"Well that sucked. Now for the actual plan" Bowser ran to the side of Omega holding a hammer "I always wanted to bash something with a hammer" Bowser ran up to Omega and started hitting Omega with it. Omega didn't flinch once…he also didn't move…or blink…or breathe, "That didn't work either did it"

"Nope" Omega jabbed two fingers into Bowser's head and sent him flying out of the room

"Uh oh. Im-a totally screwed-a" Mario brought out his own hammer and a giant yellow mushroom "I hope this works" Mario ate the mushroom in one bite. A couple seconds later Mario and, somehow, his hammer grew 5 times bigger "Now its-a time for some pain-a"

"Please. You may be bigger than me but youre not stronger" Omega stood looking at the midget plumber who wasn't exactly a midget anymore

"Hi-yah" Mario slammed his hammer at Omega who grabbed it with one hand "Why are you so strong"

"When youre a villain from the DBGT universe you have to be strong"

"Okey-dokey" Mario jumped up, banged his head on the ceiling, and fell on top of Omega

"The weight…cant…handle…plumber too…fat" Omega tried to lift up Mario but his increased size made him way a lot more. After a minute of being under the plumber, Mario shrunk to his normal size "Dang. Took your time there didn't you" Omega threw Mario to the other side of the room

Mario stood up "Ohhh, my head-a. Next time I got-a remember about the ceiling" Mario rubbed his head

"Well now that youre awake, Ill kill you" Omega lifted his finger "Dragon Thun…" Omega fell to the ground "What was that"

Behind him was Bowser who had just gotten out of his shell "Maybe you should pay more attention next time punk"

Omega got up, still unharmed "Stupid turtle. Fire Storm" Omega raised his hand and shot a tornado of flames at Bowser

"I hope this doesn't hurt" Bowser retracted into his shell while the flames rushed over his shell "This burns…a lot. I live near lava nearly every day of my life and I think this is hot. Dang this is bad"

"Ill say" The fire stopped and Omega was in front of Bowser "Eat this" Omega lifted up his leg getting ready to kick Bowser

"Oh no you don't-a" Mario jumped behind Bowser and kicked him into Omega face causing him to stumble back. Bowser ricocheted off of Omega's face and into Mario's hands

"That was a lucky shot plumber" Omega wiped some dirt off his face "Ill finish you this time. Ice Avalanche" A lot of ice came out of the ground and rushed toward Mario and Bowser

"Mario I got an idea. Throw me at him okay" Bowser reached into his shell and pulled out the Star Rod

"Where'd you get that"

"I stole it off Kirby before his fight. Now enough about my excellent thieving skills lets just beat this guy all ready" Bowser retracted into his shell

"I hope this works" Mario grabbed Bowser's tail, spun around as fast as he could, and launched Bowser at Omega "Please let this work" Mario started at the flying turtle and then got swept away by the avalanche

"BONZAI" Bowser kept spinning till he was in front of Omega "Eat this punk" Bowser smacked the Star Rod into Omega's face sending Omega spiraling backwards

"How did you hurt me"

"Simple. The Star Rod gives the wielder near infinite strength" Bowser started gloating while holding the Star Rod. Bowser kept laughing till he noticed the Star Rod was gone "Where'd did it…"

"Go" Omega was holding the Star Rod in his hands "Ill just get rid of this" Omega threw the Star Rod behind his back. Because of his strength it flew almost out of the atmosphere. Omega punched Bowser out of his way and into a randomly placed jar

"Why is there a jar in here? Well there was a hotdog vendor. HOTDOG" A hotdog landed in Bowser's hand which he then ate

Omega then blew up the jar that Bowser was stuck in "This fight is weird. CURSED AUTHOR" A book hits Omega in the head "What the heck was that"

"That's what you get for yelling at me"

"Fine. I wont yell anymore. But now Im going to kill the plumber" Omega ran up to Mario and punched him in the gut "Now die. Dragon Thunder" Omega shot a lightning bolt through Mario's heart

"AAAHHH" Mario fell to the ground unconscious and near to deaths door

Bowser, who was now very angry, rammed into Omega "How dare you"

"How dare I what"

"No one beats Mario…BUT ME" Bowser charged at Omega

"Fool. When we first started this fight I was going easy on you but now" A black aura covered Omega "I kill you. Whirlwind Spin" Omega shot a whirlwind that started cutting through Bowser like paper

"Grr. Im not…going to die…here." Bowser tried to walk but got slammed into a wall. The onslaught continued for a minute. By the time it was done Bowser's shell was ripped to pieces and his whole body was bleeding

"I cant believe youre not dead yet. Doesn't matter, I can still kill you" Omega raised his finger at Bowser

"Im not…going to die…till I…beat Mario" Bowser charged at Omega "DIE"

"Heh, Dragon Thunder" Instead of the normal thin stream of lightning coming out of Omega's fingers, a giant beam of lightning came out

Bowser continued running till the lightning hit him, spreading nearly 15000 volts through Bowser's body "GAH" Bowser fell to the ground

"No one can beat Omega Shenron, especially not an oversized turtle" Omega walked away from the fight scene

"No"

"Huh" Omega turned around to see Bowser who was standing up

"I told you…I wont die…till I beat…Mario"

"Too bad you'll die of blood loss or extreme pain first" Omega kept walking away till he noticed a strange light "What the"

Bowser was glowing a bright white color "Ill show you…my true power" Bowser's body, including his spikes, teeth, shell, and tail, grew bigger "Face the power of" the white light faded away to reveal a giant Bowser "GIGA BOWSER"

"Youre friend already tried that trick. So you changed your name, Ill still kill you. Dragon Thunder" Omega shot another bolt of lightning at Bowser who knocked it away with his bare hands "How did you do that"

"Simple. Im STRONGER than you" GB ran at Omega and smacked him into a wall

"Im not going to die here. Ive already lost once. Minus Energy Power Ball" A purple energy ball started forming in Omega's palm "DIE" Omega threw the ball at GB

"Ha ha ha, that ball wont even leave a scratch on me. Giga Claw" GB slashed at the ball and cut it to pieces "Now that you're done playing around, Giga Breath" GB breathed out an icy mist that froze Omega's body "Hmph. Guess Ill finish this. Giga Slam" GB jumped above Omega and then slammed down onto him. Under GB tremendous weight and the fact that Omega was frozen, Omega shattered into hundreds of pieces "Ha, no one can beat Giga Bowser" GB started to glow white and shrink. When the light faded Bowser was unconscious on the floor.

Mario, who had just eaten a life mushroom was up and walking to Bowser "Bowser, you beat someone-a that I couldn't. You beat-a me at something for once"

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Ty: Longest fight Ive ever typed

Bowser: Yay, I beat Mario

Ty: Technically you didn't beat him. All you did was beat someone he couldn't

Bowser: Dang

Samus: Mewtwo, its okay if you think Im hot

M2: Really. Are you just saying that so you can punch me?

Samus: Of course not. I was done punching you guys in the disclaimer section

M2: Okay (Mewtwo comes out from behind a sofa)

Samus: Good. Doesn't that make you feel better (punches…)

Falco: What the heck. I was just eating a corndog and you punched me

Samus: I know but you deserved it for the bad things you did in earlier chapters

Bowser: What now

Ty: Time to say goodbye

Bowser: Goodbye