Ty: In today's chapter we have…RANDOM HOUR
M2: NNNNNOOOOO…Whats random hour
Bowser: For a genius youre pretty stupid. Its an hour of randomness, duh
M2: I knew that
Falco: Sure you did
Samus: Nuh uh, no way. Im not doing this.
Ty: Too bad you have too. You and all the other not captured Smashers are taking part of it
Falco: This will be the best chapter EVER
Ty: Thanks Falco
Falco: Have you ever heard of sarcasm?
Ty: …What
Falco: Never mind
Bowser: What exactly is going to happen in Random Hour
Ty: Youre going to find out soon because the chapter starts…NOW
"Okay Ganon, there are now three doors since are fight in Chapter 15. Which one do we take" Meta looked around the room trying to decide which door to go through
Ganon pointed at the left door "How bout that one"
"Fine" Meta walked up to the door and opened it "What the heck" Inside the room, there was some chairs, an audience, and a fat guy sitting behind a desk
"Its about time you guys got here" The fat guy walked up to the Meta and Ganon and put them on two of the chairs. In the other two chairs were a kid in green spandex with HUGE eyebrows and a guy with a very long nose
"Hey. We're not supposed to be here till the next story"
"Well Ty couldn't think of anyone else so he put you two in here. And now that we're done chatting, welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway. Im your host Drew Carey and these are our contestants. First we have, got beaten up by a puffball and don't give a crap, Meta Knight"
"Hey. He was a star warrior" Meta waved his sword in the air wanting to kill Drew
"Don't hate the host, hate the show. Next we have, beaten by an elf, Ganon"
"Im so sorry that the elf was destined for greatness and he get the only sword that could beat me"
"Nice to hear that you like being beat up by Santa's little helpers. Now we have, I want to beat up a blind kid because he's stronger than I am, Rock Lee"
"He's not blind it just looks that way"
"You guys argue a lot. Last and certainly least, look Im the new Pinocchio, Usopp"
"Just because I have a big nose doesn't mean I lie. I have an army of 1000 men waiting to burn this place to the ground" Usopp's nose grew longer
"LIAR. Now remember there are no rules to this game and the points don't mean a thing. Yep, just likes Lee's haircut"
"I resent that statement"
"Ill ignore you like I have been for the past 20 lines, more or less. Now for the first game we have…Scenes From a Hat"
"You cant make us play these games"
"Are you sure because Ty said he'd pay you $100000000 to play"
"Really"
"No"
"Dang" Ganon pounded his chair and nearly broke it
Drew brought out a hat that had pieces of paper in it "And the first scene is…Worst Person To Be Stuck With On A Deserted Island"
Meta walked up to the front of the stage "Fear me. I am The King of Darkness"
Ganon walked up next mumbling how he'd kill Meta later "I am the warrior who gets defeated by a puffball every day"
"I don't lose to him everyday…I only lose too him once a week"
"Whatever"
Lee walked up with a mean look on his face "I am an avenger. Now Im going to tell you my thousands of plans to kill my brother"
Sasuke appeared out of nowhere "Ill kill you Lee"
"Shouldn't you be stuck in a cage somewhere"
"Oh yeah" A security guard walks up to Sasuke, bashes him in the back of the head with a baseball bat, and carried him away
"That was weird. Oh yeah it my, the mighty captain Usopp's turn. Meat. I love meat. Give me mmmeeeaaattt" Usopp walks up to Ganon "Yyyooouuu. Youre made of meat aren't you" Usopp starts chewing on Ganon leg
"Let go of me, you long nosed freak" Ganon punched Usopp, breaking his nose and sending him flying back into his chair
"Okay before you guys kill each other, the next scene is…wait that was the only piece of paper in the hat. Okay then the next game is…Irish Drinking Song"
Ganon started going crazy "NNNNNOOOOO I CANT SING. IVE NEVER SUNG A DAY BEFORE IN MY LIFE"
"Too bad. So what are they going to sing about" The audience started shouting different things "Toothpaste" "Star Wars" "Puffballs" "Smashers" Drew lifted up his hand "I heard Smashers. Okay guys you're going to sing about the Smashers"
The four contestants stood in line in this order, Meta, Ganon, Lee, Usopp
Meta: "I know a lot of Smashers. I met them a few days ago. I knew they had Kirby so I packed and go. I fought him again and lost miserably"
"OH IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE"
Ganon: "I joined the second tournament when two hands came to me. One was calm, the other was crazy unlike me. I punched the crazy one and he started laughing. He called me a dork and slapped me multiple times…Told you I couldn't sing"
"OH IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE"
Lee: "I don't know any Smashers but I heard they're really weird. They say they do nothing but fight all day long and that they pick their nose. Maybe someday Ill meet them and then Ill kick their butt"
"OH IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE"
Usopp: "I don't want to fight the Smashers. They seem really strong. Ive heard they made of hero's from every universe. Id lose in an instant, Id bet it'd really hurt. If I fought the Smashers Id lose before I could get a snack"
"OH IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IDE IIIDDDEEE IIIIIDDDDDDEEEEE"
"Now that the horrible singing is finally over we can move to the next game…Sex Change"
"There is no way Im doing that. Warlock Punch" Ganon punched Drew in the face knocking him out in an instant "Lets make a run for it Meta"
"Okay" Meta and Ganon ran up to a door, opened it and ran through. In the next room there were a bunch of chairs, kids, and an old lady
"Class, welcome to…SCHOOL"
Ganon started freaking out "OH MY GOD. I HATE SCHOOL" Ganon punched the old lady and ran away
"Wait for me Ganon" Meta ran after Ganon and into the RIGHT room …bout time
Roy and Luigi walked into the next room "This room is so…dark" In the room there were a spotlight shining on a chair in the middle of the room
"Roy you sit in it first" Luigi grabbed Roy and threw him into the chair
As soon as Roy landed into the chair, a booming voice rang out through the room "Know Your Smashers"
"Who said that"
"Roy, he's a pyromaniac"
"So, I don't have a problem" A piece of toast explodes and Roy watches in awe "Fire…Fffiiirrreee"
"Uh…Roy, he's a pretzel man"
"I like pretzels"
"There is something wrong with you. Here's a lie, Roy, thinks his sword is a jalapeno pepper"
"I do" Roy bites the middle of his sword which explodes on contact "That's definitely a jalapeno pepper…or something else that's hot or explodes on contact"
"This is bad, its almost Luigi's turn and I haven't humiliated him yet. Roy, His real name is…MARY FRANCIS"
"NNNNNOOOOO. NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT"
"Bout time" The voice notices that Roy's fangirls are carrying signs that say 'WE LOVE YOU MARY FRANCIS' "What the heck. Now you know Mary Francis, the pyro-pretzel maniac who thinks that his sword is a jalapeno"
"Your turn Luigi" Roy walked up to Luigi and threw him into the chair
"Know Your Smashers"
"I would have been scared by the voice earlier but only if I went first"
"Whatever. Luigi, he's afraid of puppies"
"How can you blame me. All they do is crap on your shoes and hump your legs. Its just plain creepy"
"PUPPY HATER. Luigi, he paid Peach 1 billion dollars to let him screw her"
"All she did is take the money and slap me. Then she went to her date with Mario which they were having at our house. All I heard that night was moaning and the house shaking"
"I didn't want to know that. Luigi, Daisy punched him after she heard what I just said"
"What do you mean. That never…" Daisy slapped Luigi across the face "Ow. What did I do"
"You tried to sleep with my cousin. You haven't asked me to sleep with you yet. You want to know what, we're through"
"Know you know Luigi, the puppy hater that got slapped by his now exgirlfriend because he tried to sleep with her cousin"
"Uh, Roy. Lets get out of here"
"I agree. RUN" Roy and Luigi ran through an open door "Where are we now" The new room had a tennis court in it "What is this"
"It's a tennis court. I haven't played tennis in a while"
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the final round of the Star Tournament. In this match we have Roy and Luigi" A spotlight shined on Roy and Luigi who were now holding tennis rackets
"But Ive never played tennis before"
"Their opponents are Bubbleman" A small man dressed like a fish walked over to the court with a racket that a bubble symbol on it "And his partner, The Kool-Aid man"
KA entered the court with a pitcher of kool-aid in his hand "OH YEAH"
"Ready…set…GO"
A ball appeared in Roy's hand "What do I do with this"
"You hit it"
"I knew that" Roy tossed the ball into the air and smacked it. The ball flew through the air till it hit Bubble in the face
"Hey that's a foul"
"There are no fouls in tennis. 15-0
Roy hit the ball again and hit KA.
"OH NO" KA broke into a lot of pieces
"That was weird"
"If you think that's weird look at the fish guy"
Bubbleman was on the ground choking "Need…water"
"Well the winner of the Star Tournament is Roy and Luigi"
A trophy appeared in Roy's hands "TO THE DOOR"
"AAAHHH" Roy and Luigi ran to the door and opened it
Pikachu, Falcon, and GW entered a room that looked like a dungeon "Whoa, where are we"
"A dungeon" In a cage was K. Rool "Please save me. Those evil fiends locked me in a cage with…HIM" K. Rool pointed to Orochimaru who was in the same cage as him
"Come one K. Rool. You know you want to"
"Uh. We're going to talk to some of the other people. They walked to another cage after watching something to wrong to be put into words. In the cage were Peach, Zelda, Dr. Mario, and Y. Link "What are you guys doing here"
"Those bad guys locked us in here. They plan to kill us. Please get us out of here"
"We cant"
"Why NOT"
"We're not supposed to save you till the last chapter, so, well, we have to leave you here"
"Uh. You can at least toss us the keys so we can get out ourselves"
"We cant"
"What now. The keys are right behind you" On a desk were a set of keys
"Those are the keys to the Blue Falcon. I left it here when we all first came here"
"How did you get in here to put your keys in this secret dungeon"
"It a long LONG story"
"By that you mean you forgot, didn't you"
"Yep"
"I hate you Falcon"
"Bye" Falcon grabbed Pikachu and GW and ran to a door in the back of the room. "Whats with all the sports rooms" In the middle of the room was a football field
"Don't tell me we have to play football. I always get squashed like a rat…Wait I am a rat" Pikachu looked around the field and saw a team of muscular tough guys "Crap"
A football landed in Falcons hand "Look I got the ball" The team of muscular tough guys, MTG, all jumped on Falcon "Im okay"
"Ill get the ball. Volt Tackle" Pikachu ran through MTG and got the ball. Pikachu ran to the end of the field and slammed the ball into the ground "TOUCHDOWN" Pikachu started dancing until he noticed the scoreboard said Smashers-0 MTG-7 "Dang. Wrong goal"
Pikachu, Falcon, and GW got in a line in front of MTG. Pikachu was the quarterback, Falcon was the hiker, and GW was a defender "27, 45, Cheese, Applesauce, hut, hut, PIE" Falcon hiked the ball to Pikachu who ran to the right goal
"Throw it to me Pikachu" GW was waving his 2-D arms
"Fine but you better catch it" Pikachu tossed the ball to GW who somehow caught it
MTG ran toward GW who turned sideways "Where'd the black guy go"
GW started jumping sideways down the field till he got to the goal "OH YEAH FIRST TOUCHDOWN IN THE HISTORY OF ME PLAYING FOOTBALL. Oh wait this is my first game" This pretty much happened during the whole game. At the end of the game the score was Smashers-4983849318529047137590139428 MTG-7.
The MTG started slowly walking toward the Smashers "Cheaters must be destroyed" The MTG ran toward the Smashers
"RUN AWAY" The three Smashers ran away from the raging football team. They found a door, opened it, and closed the door as fast as they could
In the room Falco and DK entered there were about 100 doors floating in the air "Uh. Which door should we go in first"
DK pointed to the door in front of them "How about that one" Falco sighed and nodded. DK went up to the door and opened it "Is that…me" Behind the door was DK but he was wearing a monkey suit, shoes, had combed hair, and had a monocle "I say this banana has a high level of potassium. Hello, hello. It looks like Im looking at myself yet I look very…primitive" DK slammed the door on the alternate universe him "One more word out of me and I would have beaten the crap out of my self"
"That sounded weird" Falco walked over to the door next to the one DK had just opened and opened it "This looks normal" There was nothing in the room except air "Wonder why this room is different from the OH MY GOD" Falco slammed the door as fast as he could
"What was back there"
"Lets just say it was more wrong than Orochimaru doing what he did to K Rool in Pikachu's, Falcon's, and GW's part of the story that's above ours part of the story"
"… … … Wwwwwhhhhhaaaaattttt… … …"
"Never mind" Falco opened another door. As soon as he opened the door his beak started bleeding
"Whats wrong"
"Believe me. There's nothing wrong here"
DK looked into the room and his nose started bleeding as well "Woah"
A scream then sounded through the room "OH MY GOD. GET OUT OF THE GIRLS HOT SPRINGS YOU PERVERTS" Out of the room a load of shoes, books, cars, and whales were thrown
Falco and DK started running away from the painful objects for a while. After 5 minutes they stopped throwing all that stuff "I think…they're done" One last thing flew out of the room and fell on Falco's beak. It was the top half of a bikini "We don't mention this to anyone"
"Deal" DK slammed the door shut and Falco threw the bikini off his beak
"Lets check out two more doors then…well, we'll destroy the doors out of sheer anger"
"Im okay with that" DK opened a door, went inside, and came out a few minutes later
"What was in there"
"A giant banana hoard"
"Makes sense you were in there so long"
Falco opened the door next to the one DK was just in "Whoa, it's a beauty pageant…And they just started the swimsuit part of it" Falco walked in and DK followed him. They two Smashers came out of the room 30 minutes later "So DK how many girls phone numbers did you get"
"58. How bout you"
"Lets see. 1, 2, 3…123" Falco took out a long piece of paper that had a lot of numbers and names on it
"Wow" DK looked at the list from top to bottom
"Okay since that door wasn't the right one" Falco took out a rocket launcher and some grenades "Lets destroy all the doors"
"Oh yeah" DK took out his Coconut Gun and Orange Grenades "Lets do this" DK started shooting and throwing at the doors
Falco shot rockets at the doors while the grenades took care of the ones he wasn't aiming at. After 5 minutes of pure mayhem all the doors were destroyed "Okay we're done now…Wait, how are we supposed get out now"
DK pointed behind Falco "How about that door" The door was on the ceiling wide open from all explosives
Falco sweat dropped "How did I not notice that" Falco and DK jumped through the door
In the room Samus and Mewtwo went in, there was a guy standing in the middle of the room doing nothing "Are you Random"
"Of course Im not. If I was I would've killed you as soon as you two opened the door. Excuse me but I was hired to say something when people entered this room" The man started talking in a deep booming voice "TO GET TO RANDOM YOU MUST FIRST FACE THE CHALLENGES IN THE ROOMS BEHIND THESE THREE DOORS" A poof of smoke appears behind him and three doors are behind the smoke "ENTER ALL THREE DOORS AND THE DOOR TO RANDOM SHALL APPEAR"
Samus just starred at him "Uh, that was weird. Okay Mewtwo lets go in…that door" Samus pointed to the door on the left
"YOU HAVE PICKED DOOR #1. YOUR CHALLENGE IS TO SEE WHATS BEHIND THE DOOR WITHOUT MAKING A FACIAL EXPRESSION"
"Whatever" Samus opened the door "What the…"
"Heck" Mewtwo finished Samus's sentence for her. In the room were…them…making out. The alternate Mewtwo stopped making out with the alternate Samus "Hey, this is a private conversation"
Samus shut the door as hard as she could "I didn't want to…"
"See that"
"Stop finishing my sentences Mewtwo"
"Okay" Mewtwo walked to the middle door and grabbed the doorknob
"YOU HAVE PICKED DOOR #2. IN THIS ROOM YOU MUST PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE AND SURVIVE"
"Darn. I was hoping for some target practice" In the room there were a lot of Russians
"It looks like we've got some company" Samus and Mewtwo sat in the middle of the 8 Russians "Here's the gun." The Russian handed the gun to Samus
"Whatever" Samus pointed the gun to her head and shot…nothing come out
"Lucky you" After ten minutes 7 of the Russians were dead, Samus and Mewtwo had been shot about 5 times, and the last Russian was sweating "How have you survived the gun shots"
Mewtwo smiled at the scared Russian "Simple. Samus is protected by her helmet and Im using Reflect to keep the shots away from me"
"I hate you both" It was the Russians turn now. He put the gun to his head, shot, and died
"To bad for you" Mewtwo and Samus walked out of the door "Now we can take the last door and get out of here"
"YOU HAVE PICKED DOOR #3. YOUR LAST CHALLENGE IS TO READ…FANFICTION"
"That's not to bad" Samus opened the door to reveal a computer. Samus sat down into the chair and Mewtwo looked at the computer from above her shoulder. After 20 minutes of reading Samus and Mewtwo came out of the room laughing "Haha, you call that bad"
"Please, there were only one fic about me and Samus and it wasn't bad. We took the place of the characters from the Little Mermaid so nothing bad really happened"
"READ THIS THEN" The man threw a script at Samus who picked it up and read it
"Hey it's the script for Ty's third story. Lets see…OH MY GOD."
"What is it…OH MY GOD TIMES TWO" But that wasn't actually what Mewtwo was THINKING 'Perfect. I cant believe Ty is going to let me do that to Samus'
"YOU HAVE PASSED THE THREE TESTS. YOU MAY NOW GO TO RANDOMS ROOM" A door appeared in front of the three doors.
"You ready Samus"
"Im always ready for anything Mewtwo" Samus and Mewtwo opened the door and walked through
Bowser was now up after he ate one of Mario's mushrooms but after he ate the mushroom he got really sick "Stupid fungus. Im allergic to mushrooms" Bowser went up to the door and ripped it off its hinges
"Why did-a you do that"
"Im angry that I got sick after eating that stupid fungus you gave me" Bowser walked through the door
Mario walked in after Bowser. In their room there was a NES, 64, Gamecube, and a Wii. In the game systems were Super Mario Bros., Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee, and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. "I call…"
"I get the newer games" Bowser walked over to where the G-cube and the Wii was.
"Dang." Mario walked up to the NES and started playing SMB. After five minutes he had beaten the game
"How did you beat it so fast"
"Easy. Ive been through all that ready so it wasn't that hard"
"…Shut up…" Bowser had now just beaten Master Hand in SSBM
After another five minutes Mario had beaten Master Hand in SSB and Bowser beat who ever the boss of SSBB will be "That-a wasn't that hard"
"True" Bowser and Mario entered another room that had a pool table, arcade, fooz-ball, air hockey, and a big screen "Why are we getting all the good stuff"
"I guess Ty feels sorry for us after making us fight Omega Shenron"
"You may be right" Bowser and Mario started playing the games. After 30 minutes of playing Bowser had beaten Mario at air hockey and fooz-ball and Mario had beaten Bowser at the arcade and pool "I cant believe I knocked all the balls out of the pool table in one strike"
"I warned you" The next room they entered was a hallway
"Okay this is kinda stupid" Bowser walked forward till he stepped on something "What the" Bowser looked down to see that part of the ground had sunk into the ground "Crap" Hundreds of arrows flew at them from behind "RUN"
"YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL-A ME TWICE" Mario and Bowser kept running till they got to a fork in the hallway "RIGHT"
"FINE" Bowser grabbed Mario and ran to the right and watched the arrows hit the wall they had passed. "That was…close" Bowser kept running for some reason
"Why are you still running"
"Because I stepped on another trap" Bowser pointed behind him
"AAAHHH MAMA MIA" A huge boulder was rolling down the hallway toward them. After a while they saw a door. "OPEN THE DOOR-A FAST BOWSER"
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE" Bowser opened the door, grabbed Mario, and rushed inside
Samus: I HAVE A COMPLAINT TY
Ty: Why
Samus: I READ THE SCRIPT FOR YOUR THIRD STORY AND IM ANGRY ABOUT WHAT YOURE GOING TO MAKE ME DO
Ty: What third script (Ty snapped his fingers)
Samus: Huh, what happened. Who are you
Ty: Hmm I could use this to my advantage Well that guy over there (Ty pointed at Mewtwo) is your roommate and Im your other roommate. You're perverted and like to flirt with us a lot so, yeah
Samus: Oh yeah. Now its coming back to me. Excuse me for a sec (Samus went over to Mewtwo and put him next to Ty) So boys do you want to have some fun tonight
M2: What did you do to her
Ty: Well…(Ty whispered what he did into Mewtwo's ears. When Ty was done Mewtwo was smiling)
Mewtwo: You have a great mind Ty
Samus: Is that a yes or a no
Ty and M2: YES
Samus: What an answer (Samus put her grabbed Mewtwo and Ty's hands) Lets go (Samus ran to her room with them)
Falco: Where did everyone go
Bowser: Who knows
Falco: So what now
Bowser: Do you want to play Wii Sports
Falco: Sure