Disclaimer: Much to my utter disgust, dismay and antidisestablishmentarianism, I have failed to pass myself off as some CEO of an international corporation (and or a Japanese man by the name of Kishimoto…) Therefore I do not have a hope in hell of ever owning Naruto… Unless I get rich like Bill Gates, then I'd buy it for about $6 Billion…
Warning: May contain traces of nuts, dairy, egg, calories, bad humor, bad fashion and some grease from a Chinese takeaway box….
"Itachi-san!?" Kisame whined, "Can I please shave him with my Samehada?"
"Goddamnit Kisame! Stop saying that! We haven't seen a soul in over three hours!" Itachi finally exploded.
"But… Itachi-saaan!"
"…" Itachi wondered what he had done to deserve having a whining Kisame following him through a forest.
He glared in demonstration of how annoyed he was, and promptly walked into a tree. Muttering about people moving trees into his way to trick him, he glared some more, keeping a lookout for angry ninjas (and or) angry Sasuke's threatening revenge for something-or-other…
"Watch ou…"
Itachi fell over a rock. Kisame giggled.
"Kisame! God, anyone would think you were a schoolgirl!" Itachi ranted as a group of random and totally unexplained schoolgirls skipped past.
Thinking for a minuite, he glared accusingly at Kisame. "You've been at Deidara's stash of sugar again, haven't you?"
Kisame giggled again and hurried on ahead, calling out "I'm not telling!"
Itachi sighed for close to the millionth time in the last few minutes. He was actually happy, for a brief moment, for his terrible eyesight. Mostly (well, actually totally), due to the fact that he could only just see a vague blur, that may or may not have been Kisame skipping. He wasn't so sure he could handle seeing more than that. His mind could never recover…
…
"Itachi-san! Are we there yet!?" Kisame had skipped back.
"Yes."
"Really!? Yay!"
"…" Itachi glared (again), "Kisame. Baka. We aren't there yet."
A/N: Sorry all. Only a short chapter, and it took so long to be bothered to type up too! I lost my motivation ;; I wrote the next chapter, but it totally got missplaced. So yeah. I'll rewrite it... When my muse andor motivation returns...