AiHtE2

see disclaimer in chapter one

The Terminal Tourcer of all Teenagers unleashed!!!!

Or...

Run For your life Lieutenant Harris!!!

Willow Anne Rosenberg was screaming for her life on the inside. Nothing on the Hellmouth had prepared her for this. Not even when Buffy had made her change into a sluttyWillow club outfit. She just waited for Buffy to leave for a quick smoochiefest with Angel. Xander had waited for her, mainly because it meant extra mom time with Joyce.

Joyce Summers was living proof that not all moms were difuntional, that there was another way to be brought up. Something that Buffy took for granted because she didn't know what a great thing she had in her mother. She was always willing to patch them up and never really asked to much if we didn't want to talk. The best part was that Joyce had worked in their uncle's doctor's office when she was a teen. They even paid for her nursing classes in her Junior and Senior year of high school so that she could get a better job to help with collage.

Joyce smiled brightly as Willow came down the stairs. "Oh Willow I like the outfit, very Honor Harrington-ish." She complimented as she handed each of them a sippy-mug filled with her famous hot cocoa.

"Umm extra mintiey, thankyou Ommy Joyce" Xander cheered as he hugged her close while Willow bobbed up and down with glee.

"Ommy Joyce even put coffee in it! When I have kids I want to be just like you." Willow stated with awe that filled Mrs. Summers' heart.

Joyce knew that between Sheila and Ira here and almost always gone again trips leaving Willow alone since if Xander was right the age of seven, and the Zander's own abusive parent that it was a wonder how the two had turned out as well as they had. They even called her Ommy when they were absolutely sure no one was around. It was like a secret so precuios that it had to be keep under wrappes at nearly all times.

"Now you two go have fun, Xander don't forget that you have cookies and candy that you can eat now and on the trip. I want to check all your trick-or-treat candy before you eat it." She said giving them each a hug before sending them off into the night.

"Yes Mame, sir." Xander saluted her. Xander's Uncle had sent one if his best friend's BDU for him to wear at Halloween. it went well with the toy M-16 he got at Ethane's.

When they got to the school they spilt up into groups. Xander had lucked out, he had Mase Windou, two grunt soldiers who keep calling him sir and the whole pack of the power ranger team minus the pink ranger. He was Lucky, Willow endure up with the whole Barney and Friends who sang the song as if they had a repeat button. The one slitely better thing was that she had gotten the Pink Power Ranger; not to mention the one girl who had read the book Stepford Wives and thought that it was totally wicked to be one this year. Still it could of been worse it could have been the whole 90210 set and with that thought they headed off to find candy.

TBC

So what do you think? Should I keep going?

As for the smart DA fan who caught that (you know who you are and what I mean). Let's just say if there's more we'll find out soon why and all.