WAYS TO ANNOY MURTAGH!!!!

A/N: I just want to say thank you to all you nice reviewers! I don't have to voo doo any one! ) I thought the movie was pretty cool. Sure, they changed a lot, and the what they sad was a little corny, but the special effects were super cool, and the guys were hot. That's all I need! Anyways, please review this chapter!!!

1: Misspell and pronounce his name no matter how many times you've been corrected.
2: Ask him if you can just call him 'Galbatorix's hot little slave guy' cuz you can't say his name.
3: Go on and on about how red dragons are so much more girly then blue dragons.
4: Get Galbatorix to make him do stupid things.
5: Call him Murry.
6: Buy a cat. Paint it red. Hide Thorn..
7: Insist on walking in front of him at all times and screaming "Get out of the way! A super hot moron is coming through!"
8: 'Accidentally' call him Morontagh.
9: Insist on seeing his scar over and over, just to see him with his shirt off (the movie was worth it just for that scene!).
10: Go on and on about how him and Eragon DO NOT look like brothers and how your sure he's lying.
11: Tell him he has failed and now Eragon is king of the world.
12: Say 'dammit Murry, the king is not controlling you, you just don't want to act like a man!'
13: Tell everyone that Thorn is just a dark shade of pink.
14: Die his hair blond and say 'now you and Eragon look like brother!'
15: When he tries to kill you over this stuff, sarcastically exclaim 'oh, no! Murry is going to kill me with his little pink sword! What ever shall I do?!'
16: Every time something happens, grab his shoulders and say 'it's OK, I am in control of the situation!' Then start making things worse then they were.
17: Take away his dragon and say that he can have it back when he cleans his room.
18: Keep messing up his room so you can keep the dragon.
19: MST all the parts of the books with him in it (yay, MST!)
20: Tell him that the only reason Galbatorix likes him is cuz he's so pretty.

END NOTES: Forgive me, Murtagh! I'm sorry, but I must annoy, I can't help it! Anyway, please review! D