WAYS TO ANNOY GALBOATRIX!
A/N: Thank you, everyone who reviewed, and yes, I have put a voodoo curse on the bad reviewer! That was just unnecessary! l Please give me some good reviews here! D
1:
In public, run up to him and scream " I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND
DURZA! YOU SICKEN ME!"
2: Compare him to the bad guy in Lord
of The Rings.
3: Say 'since when were you bald?' (referring to his
baldness in the movie).
4: Tell everyone that the Urgals are his
only friends.
5: Force him to listen to that song Avril wrote for
the movie. Over and Over. (I love that song!)
6: Constantly tell
him he needs to stop holding in his anger.
7: Suggest he try
yoga.
8: Misspell his name.
9: Mispronounce his name (it's so
easy to do).
10: Ask him why 'he doesn't have such a cool
dragon?'
11: Proudly exclaim that you thought him everything he
knows.
12: Tell people that him and Durza are 'special
friends.'
13: Tell him you've recovered a dragon egg. Present him
with an Easter egg.
14: Insist it's really a dragon egg and it
just won't hatch for him.
15: Reward all his good behavior with
gold stars.
16: When he gets ten good stars, give him some milk
and cookies.
17: Tell him 'if you don't stop trying to kill
Eragon, Santa won't bring you any presents.'
18: Start charging
people to rub his head. Charge something low, like a dollar.
19:
Write him a theme song and insist on singing it at all times.
20:
Sign him up for anger management classes.
21: Put him and Eragon
on Dr.Phil.
END NOTES: Wow, this didn't take me that long to write! These usually take forever! The next one will be better, I'll be annoying Arya. Review, review, review:D