Thanks for all the comments/ suggestions! - kudos-
16. One day, when she's screaming at her crewman, and asks "And who commands this ship?" Scream out "YOUR MAMA!!!" When she angrily turns around to look for the culprit, point at your self, rearrange your suspenders, snort and say "Did I do thaaaaaaat?"
17. Trap her in a circular, metal room. Tell her you'll only let her out if she finds a corner.
18. Duct tape ALL of Zuko's screaming fan girls to him. Hahaha, she'll never find 'em.
19. During one of Azula's serious meetings with serious people, barge loudly into the room, measure her forehead, look saddened and say "Now Tyra Banks will NEVER win the 'biggest foreheads under 40' competition."
20. Make Ty Lee and Mai YOUR best friends.
21. Plan a month long vacation in Cabo for the whole crew except for her. If she asks what you did there, reply snottily "What happens in Cabo, stays in Cabo."
22. When Azula's sleeping or meditating, stuff a round shape pillow underneath her shirt and take pictures. Tell everyone that the Avatar's her baby's daddy.
23. Marry the Fire Lord. Kill him. Become Lady. Make Aang your best friend. Constantly brag in her face. 'Nough said.
24. Every time her highness completes a mission successfully, pinch her cheeks, squeeze her to your bosom and cry "Ain't that precious, my lil' Azula growin' up SO fast!!"
25. Push her into the fountain with HER crush. - sniff-
26. Make sure to (secretively) squirt water on her right before she faces Katara in the season 2 finale (AHHHHHH! I can't wait!)
27. Tell her that her real name is Angel Baby. Get the whole ship to call her that.
28. Tell her she can stop being so confused; she IS really a man.
29. Make Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" her theme song in the series and every time she walks into the music, her fleets of firebendIng soldier's break down and do the robot.
30. Whenever you're on deck talk like a pirate. At random times during the day point at Azula and cry "THER SHE BLOWS!"
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