WAYS TO ANNOY ORIK!
A/N: Thank you, everyone, for the great reviews! Now that I look at it, I see that I WAS spelling Saphira wrong. I should have noticed sooner, but oh well! I know a lot of people want me to annoy Durza, but I have no way to annoy him! I'm sorry, I tried.
1:
Sing 'short people,' non-stop.
2: 'Accidentally' call him
Gimli.
3: Say 'uh oh, Orik! It looks like Legolos is coming!'
4:
Try to make Dwarf Tossing the national sport of Alagaesia.
5: Make
up stupid riddles that have no answer and see how long it takes him
to figure them out.
6: Or just tell him real riddles, but when
ever he gets the right answer, tell him it's wrong.
7: Build a
roller coaster. Make sure the You-Must-Be-This-Tall-To-Ride sign is
too tall for him.
8: Or, if you don't want to waste money building
a roller coaster, just bring him to places that have height limits
too tall for him.
9: Call him your little buddy.
10: Call him a
gnome.
11: Every time he does something, say stuff like 'way to
go,champ!,' and 'atta boy!'
12: Call him Grumpy, from Snow White.
13: Ask him why he's not whistling why he works.
14: When he
tries to kill you, pat him on the head and say 'that's so cute!'
15:
Or say 'looks like it's someone's nap time!'
16: When you go to
the movies, tell the ticket person he's just a hairy 3 year old so
you'll get a discount.
17: Dye his hair and beard pink.
18:
When he gets mad, tell him you think pink totally suits him.
19:
Tie his beard in a bow.
20: Buy him clothes that are always to big
for him.
21: Talk non-stop about how he wasn't in the movie (was he? I don't remember it if he was).
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NOTES: Hmmm...Hope you guys like it. Sorry for not updating soon, but
ya know, it's Christmas and I'm busy. Please review!
UPDATE: Best
Christmas ever! D