Oh yes, another installment, I think I could do this forever baby...
31. Try to hold hands with her.
32. Blow air in her face and tell her that you're the last airbender.
33. Pick up some hitch-hiking nomad musicians (i.e. the cave of two lovers). Make them sleep in Azula's room.
34. Make everyone dress up as Appa for Halloween. (Excluding her highness, of course.)
35. Whenever she asks for water, give her tea. Whenever she asks for tea, give her water.
36. Make fun of her Aladdin shoes. (A/N: Seriously, look at them! There weird and pointy and curl up at the top…)
37. Become her shrink. Tell her that the only way to fix her problems would be to run around naked while barking like a dog.
38. While washing her clothes, fade her darks. It's hard to make an evil statement with gray's instead of blacks…believe me I've tried.
39. Every time she utters the word "milk", smile at her and snap your fingers repeatedly. If she asks you what the hell you mean by it, simply wink at her, point at the nearest statue and walk away whistling "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" (A/N: This is just to confuse her.)
40. Tell her she's been paired romantically with her father, her brother (and the alter ego of her brother), Aang, Katara, Sokka, Long Feng, Ty Lee, Mai, the crazed- cabbage guy, (pretty much everyone now that I think about it) in MANY a "mature" rated, smutty fanfiction.
41. Read all of them too her. Read them VERY slowly. Read them with funny voices for the characters. When you read her voice, make it really low.
42. Tell her that there's a scary monster in your closet. When she opens the closet to show you that there's no such thing as a monster, have her shut her mouth and walk away because in the closet is a picture of herself.
43. Fart really loudly. (A/N: I had to put this in. It annoys EVERYONE.)
44. Spray paint your name on Azula's ship. Now that it has your name on it, it's yours, right?
45. Say its opposite day. Proclaim loudly how much you love/worship/admire/respect Azula and give her a slobbery wet kiss on the cheek.
I would S2 comments and LOVE suggestions... there IS a reason why these things are put into chapter format...
Continue...Again?!
