WAYS TO ANNOY DURZA!

A/N: Well, you guys asked for it! I warned you! Wait, did I? Well, the point is, this isn't very funny. Anyway, thank you all for your reviews! One-Hot-Pirate-Chick, thanks for the suggestions for this fic! You have some good ideas:) Oh, and in this fic, Galby is Galbatorix.

1: Tell everyone that his hair is pink.
2: Offer him some eye drops for his maroon eyes.
3: Offer him chap stick (what is up with him in that part of the movie?! ya know when he sorta turned into a raisin?)
4: Go over all the reasons why he's so obviously gay. "1, all your clothes are sparkly. 2, your eternal love for Galbatorix..."
5: When ever he's in raison/ zombie mode, scream "OH MY GOD! A MUMMY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
6: Try to get him to let you french braid his hair. This works even better if you have no idea how to.
7: Loudly tell him to stop wearing your grandma's clothes (referring to his weird sparkly outfit in the movie).
8: Ask him if he's jealous of Eragon because now Eragon gets all of 'Galby's' attention.
9: Tell him that the dark magic thingy he was riding in the movie helps contribute to global warming. Tell him he should get a dragon cause they're much more environmentally friendly.
10: When he's in zombie/raisin mode, say 'oops, someone must have left him out in the sun too long.'
11: Ask him about the love triangle between him, Galby, and Arya.
12: Dye his hair pink and see if he notices.
13: Stare at him and then say 'so, your NOT a women?'
14: Buy him a Scorchio, the Neo Pet. Tell him it's his 'very own dragon, so now he can be like the important people.'
15: With a permanent maker, write 'Durza and Galby 4-ever!' with a heart around it on his arm.
16: Run up to him and, very seriously, ask 'do you know the muffin man?!'
17: Try to get him to say 'drat, foiled again!'
18: Try to get him to say 'eeexxxelent.'
19: When he tries to kill you, stare at him like this: 0.0
20: When he demands to know what your starring at, say 'shhh, mummies can't talk.'

END NOTES: OK, sorry. And also, sorry I can't annoy Brom. I tried, but I only have one thing and it's not funny. (
I might annoy Saphira next. Please review! One more thing: To the person who said Arya's hair was black in the movie, I just saw a pic of her and it's flameing red for some reason, so...it is red.