WOW. I love all of you reviewers so much! SINCE I'm sucha nice person Iv'e decided to post your suggestions. I (of course) as the author like to comment on everything so don't pay attention to the manny author notes (in bold) if you don't want to. All of the wonderful authors and reviewers credited here are amazing and hilarious!
Chibi Horsewoman:
46. Start asking about Ozaila and when she asks who the hell Ozaila is say: She's your daughter you idiot! Call CPS on her for child neglect and find a little girl who looks like her to follow her around calling her mommy.
47. Bonus: ask about Ozaila's Dog and New Ozaila's dog. Imply that she is killing her child's dog.
(A/N: To fully understand these two, read Chibi's storys!)
48.Bring Ursa back! Then Ursa can give Azula a few time outs. And take away all her toys including the ship. Imply that she hates Zuko because he's prettier and more popular than she is even with the scar.
49. Have her read Chibi Horsewoman's 3 fanfics in which she pick on her in way or the other. (A/N: They are hilarious! )
TheDayYouSaidGoodNight:
50. Wear Fire Nation navy armor and order the troops around her ship. Tell the soldiers that you are the new commander-in-chief of the armies. When she asks who are you to order stuff when she's the princess, tell her that you're Ozai's commander-in-chief of the Fire Nation Armed Forces. Watch her fume.
51. Ask her to listen to an iPod or an MP3/MP4 player. Include the songs "Numb" by Linkin' Park and "You and Me" by Lifehouse. Tell her that the first song was Toph's theme song. Tell her that the second song was Zuko and Katara's wedding song.
52. Play an electric guitar in the palace or ship. Scream your lungs out. Noise is god and annoying to princesses.
53. Go around the ship saying "Azula is a tomboy!" then interchange the symbols for gentlemen and ladies in the ship's washrooms. (A/N: I SO would do this one.)
54. When she is asleep, set her hair on fire. Yell to the crew, "She's burning! She's burning! Get some water and dump it on her head." Let her mood go bad in the morning.
To.Be.Indeed:
55. Hire Azula impersonators. Good ones (or bad ones, whichever's funnier) and have them reinact every most embarrassing story of her life... and maybe some from other people's lives too. (A/N: I would say that I'm Firelord Azulan and run around in a pink tutu while sprinkling everyone with fairydust!)
56. Put glitter (or fairydust) all over her clothes. That stuff is friggen' imposible to get off.
57. After the previous one, play songs from the 'Liberachi collection' every time she walks into a room.
Christian-Aero-captain:
58. Any time Azula begins yelling at her crewmen, loudly exclaim "She doesn't mean what she said. She is on her period!" (A/N:Hehehehe... then I'd hand her some chocolate and a midol.)
Lt. Commander Richie
59. Replace the big flag she has on the back of the ship with the Fire Nation emblem... a bright pink one with a rabbit. When she asks why there's a rabbit on the flag, look at her, adopt a scottish accent, and say 'Laugh all ye want, tha' rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!' (A/N: LOLZ)
theweirdperson:
60. Fire all her crew members. Replace them with either Waterbenders, singing pirates, or crazed Zuko fangirls. (A/N: Make yours truly one of the fangirls!!! sdfgkjlskdg!)
OK- I told my self I wouldnt make a note about the SEASON FINALE- but here I go again. It was amazing. And my Azula hating has rocketed to an unknown universe outside of this -freakin'- galaxy. I will definantly have spoilers for the next post...!!!
Continue? (oh, yea baby...)
