Shikon Private School Chapter 20: Just Another Day, an inuyasha fanfic

Shikon Private School™

Volume 29

Parents... Sigh!

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Authoress' Note:Woo-Hoo! I'm on my twenty-ninth chapter now! YAHHH! I'm too happy! (Getting to hyper for own good) Well, anyways, I might not be able to update for six weeks, I don't really know yet... because if I did poorly on my grades (like if I got a B) then, I will not be able to update for six weeks! I'm really sorry... but P.E. is not my strong point. (mutters something incoherable) Okay, well, I wanted to answer some of my readers' opinions/questions! Well, in Japanese, sometimes, I spell things wrong. That is because of two reasons; one:I'm stoooopid (laughs) or two: some people spell taiyoukai 'daiyoukai' because the 't' is sometimes pronounced like a 'd!' Which is why I had Artemis say Odou-san instead of Otou-san (Or maybe the other way around... I sorta forgot, the internet is not working as I type!) Yeah, you know what's really, really weird...? I keep on get less reviews yet people I have never seen review put me on their favorites' list! Funny! (giggles) But, sometines I do the same so I have no right to say that! Okee-dokey, enough blabber... on with the chapter!

What should my story be rated currently! (K, k-plus, T?) I'm scared of my story getting deleted for having the wrong rating! WARNING WARNING WARNING! Chapter condensation coming up! (I think!)

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"Mother! What are you doing here? With Father!" Artemis literally screeched as she looked incredulously at the couple standing before her. Apolla just rolled her eyes as Artemis hastily got off of Falloriane; both of them knew too well what the punishment was for riding happily on 'uncilvilized filth.'

"Why, Artemis, whatever do you mean what are we doing here? To visit you and Apolla, of course! Oh, and to run the regular inspictual checks to make sure this place is suitable for our two darling twin witches!" the tall elegant lady said with a smile; revealing dagger-sharp fangs.

"Yes, we wouldn't want our little devils to be an... unsuitable enviroment, now do we?" the man said devilishly as he and the lady were both 'escorted' away by Artemis. Apolla smiled cheerfully to show that they were leaving and left a small package for each of them... as a parting gift. Then, she waved and dissapeared. Falloriane just stood his ground; glaring daggers at everyone for no reason.

"Well, you kids had better get back into wherever you're supposed to be..." he said as he turned his heel.

"Hey Mr. I-think-I'm-so-mighty! I'm not a 'kid!' I'm probably ten times older than you are!" Kikyo screeched at Falloriane; feeling annoyed that no one had ever noticed her beautiful face. (cough cough InuYasha in particular cough cough) Falloriane growled as he turned around and set his blood-red eyes upon the group.

"Who said that...?" he said in a low rumble as he bared his canine teeth; everyone drew back, that is, except for Kikyo.

"I did, are you going to do something about that, you uncivilized pile of filth?" Kikyo said proudly as she crossed her arms over her chest. Falloriane's glare intensified by ten-fold. 'Uncivilized pile of Filth!' those four words rang in his ears from seven years before. That was what Mrs. Coriania had called him she had first spotted him playing with Apolla and Artemis. He shook his head to clear away those thoughts as he growled and lowered his horns; getting ready to charge at the undead priestess.

"Ha! I was hoping you would do that!" Kikyo said triumphantly as a bow and arrow materialized in her hand, she smirked, as if she had already won, "I'll just prejend you are Artemis, it'll be almost as sweet as piercing her in half with my bow and arrow!" she declared as she drew her bow and steadied her arrow; aiming for Falloriane's head. Falloriane got ready to charge. Meanwhile, everyone else ran for cover; InuYasha carrying Kagome bridal style and Sango dragging an unconscious monk... wonder why... (cough cough)

"One..."

"Two..."

"Three!" Kikyo screamed as Falloriane charged and she let go of the arrow, emitting a dark-pink aura.

Warning, Warning, Warning:This has multiple endings... pick the one you would like to read! You have been warned!

Kikyo Dies:

The arrow fired- but at the speed Falloriane was going, he basically just whizzed by it, without the arrow even touching him! His speed increased as his horns began to glow and Kikyo stood in horror and disbelief at what was happening:she was about to die, she was about to die! This could not be possible, just not possible!

A shrill scream of pure horror and gore split the once silent air as Kikyo slumped; the poison in Falloriane's horns flowing throughout her. Her clay body began to crack, as she screamed even higher pitched. Dry clay split apart and so, she was gone. All gone. InuYasha digested this for a moment, and began to sob hysterically; his first love, GONE! Totally gone! He turned on Falloriane, but stopped when Kagome looked at him with pleading eyes. He calmed down; after all, Kikyo was not supposed to be there in the first place, perhaps her restless spirit would finally be at rest now. Perhaps. (cough cough NOT! cough cough)

NOTE! OKAY, THIS WAS FOR KIKYO HATERS ONLY! I MEAN IT! KIKYO STILL HAD A ROLE TO PLAY IN SHIKON PRIVATE SCHOOL (And no, it's not as gardening soil!) SO THIS WAS PURELY FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY! REMEMBER THIS! OKAY!

Real One (You don't HAVE to read this, but it could be worth your time...Same beginning!) :

"AIEEEEEE!" she shrieked as the beast nearly, nearly, nearly hit her. But, something else stopped Falloriane's horn's from reaching her. Warm, liquid covered her as she was soaked... in Naraku's blood. She thought she should have been disgusted-a priestess soaked in a half-breed's blood! But, all she could feel was sorrow.

"NOOOOOOO!" she screamed as she hugged Naraku's bleeding body tightly, desperately using her miko magicks to rapidly heal his wounds.

"You... you idiot!" she said between sobs as she continued to glare at Falloriane, who had taken to the skies, seeing as his 'job' here was done. Artemis had begged him to play matchmaker as well... just like Artemis to get everything and everyone tangled up in her own mess! Meanwhile Kikyo was literally SCREECHING at Naraku for sacrificing his life for her.

"Hmph!" Naraku said as he dusted himself off, not blushing at all, "If I had LET you die... I'd probably have to marry some even more idiotic maiden... you know what they say, the baka, the more baka, and then the most baka!" he said arrogantly as Kikyo screeched in sheer fury, Kagome could not help but snicker as everyone else began to leave.

END OF REAL ONE

"Oh, Sango, dearest (rub, rub) I would do that and more if I had the chance!" Miroku said sweetly as Sango smacked him, upside of his head and walked a bit ahead of him, blushing rather badly but not wanting him to see.

"Hey, InuYasha, don't you think that Sango and Miroku make a good couple?" Kagome said as she walked with him, unconsciouslessly holding hands with him. He snorted his disagreement as both of them glared at each other, mentally saying:'Yeah, MY best friend is too worthy of yours!'

"Hmph, they don't make as good of a couple as you think because Sango keeps on smacking Miroku the idiot!" InuYasha said stubbornly as he turned the other way, to look at Sesshomaru and Rin. They were just looking at the foursome as Kikyo floated eerily around, trying to kill Naraku... wonder why...

"Awwww... it's just love!" Kagome said as she got all starry eyed and InuYasha commented that Miroku was too good for Sango. Se glared daggers at him, "SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, you idiotic dog! Sango is too good for Miroku!" Kagome screamed loudly as she sat him a couple more times.

"Well, I (plop) would not (smash) think (thunk) that if- ARRRGH! (crash, crash, crash)" InuYasha said as his necklace continued to drill him into the ground. He glared at Kagome as in the front, both Miroku and Sango blushed deeply when their best friends were screaming about one being better than the other.

"Hmph, monk-erk!" Sango was about to begin but Miroku... well, acted like Miroku... (sigh) "Idiot!" she screamed as she began running around, attempting to pound Miroku's head into his neck. "COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARD!" she screeched as the two of them landed head-first in InuYasha's crater.

"EWWW! You disgusting monk! Get off of me!" InuYasha's franctic screams rang out as Sesshomaru smirked, Kagome was in hysterics along with Koga and Rin wanted to see what was happening.

"INUYASHA! GET OFF OF ME!" Sango screeched as she litterally threw the half-breed out of the crater... and onto poor Kagome.

"Sango, dear... eep!" Miroku shrieked shrillily as he ran away from a snorting, steaming Sango... Rin sighed; when would those four ever learn? When the earth collapsed and humans could fly. She decided as she shook her head while watching Kagome screech endless at InuYasha for whamming into her.

"SIT, SIT, AND SIT!" she shrieked as she sat the poor half-breed again. The problem was that he was ontop of him and thus, they both got smashed into a crater...

"OWWW!" Kagome said as the half-breed crashed upon her. He scowled at her, saying without words ,"It was YOUR fault!" she glared right back at him for being so heavy. Kagome blushed when InuYasha pulled her hand lightly to get her up.

"Hey, fool, next time, remember not to sit yourself!" InuYasha said moodily as he pulled her out.

"Well, I wouldn't if you weren't so... heavy!"

"ME? HEAVY?" InuYasha asked incredulously.

"YES! You're heavy! H-E-A-V-Y! Got it?" Kagome snapped.

"Well... you're heavy as well! I should know, I just carried you today!" InuYasha screamed back.

"WHAT! I'm not half as heavy as YOU!" Kagome screeched.

"Yes, you ARE!"

"NO, I'M NOT!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES YOU ARE!"

"NO, I'm NOT!"

"YES!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"Well, you know what! I can prove it!" Kagome said smugly, "All of you go to my time, then we'll see who's the heaviest!" she said with a smirk as she crossed her hands and looked smugly at InuYasha. His face drooped for a millisecond; then, he glared right back at her, determination lighting up his features.

"SURE! I'll do just that! I mean, I have NOTHING to be scared of!" he said, puffing out his chest proudly. Sesshomaru rolled his eyes as Rin just sighed; the two were so difficult! Meanwhile...

SLAP!

WHACK!

Sango was busy dragging a strangely unconscious Miroku... for reasons unknown. The poor ten-year-old with a deeply red face beside the tallest tree might know something though... hmmm... (cough cough) Sango's face was even redder than the girl's though as Miroku remained still for the rest of his trip to his destination... except for his twitching hand of course... Rin felt like smacking her face; no one here was MATURE! Sango reached their destination as she hefted Miroku up and... swish! Clonked two points for herself by dunking Miroku into the garbage can. She swiped her hands happily at a job well done and closed the lid. Sesshomaru resisted the strong urge to groan.

"BEEEEP! BLOODY BEEEEEEEP!" Naraku screeched as the silence was broken once more by a red-eyed Kikyo whose legs were moving so fast that one could barely see them. Naraku got pinned down as everyone else began to leave... through the chariot that Artemis and Apolla's parents had 'conviniently' left them. They all piled in (Kikyo, Naraku, InuYasha, Sango, Kagome, Sesshomaru, and Rin) as the golden steed took the skies.

Meanwhile...

"THOSE BLASTED KIDS!" Mr. Coriania screeched as he eyed the area where their chariot had once stood. Artemis smirked as Apolla just rolled her eyes, they both knew what was coming after this: the grim face, the screaming, and then the long trail of rules, and last of all, all the No's.

"BLAST THOSE KIDS! BLAST THEM! BLAST THEM YOU FILTHY BRUTE!" he screamed at Falloriane as the Leagarian flew off... somewhere... "Apolla, Artemis, what did I tell you two about rules? Rule One: stealing is not allowed, Rule Two: No Brutes allowed, Rule Three: No littering, Rule Four: No playing with dangerous creatures, Rule five: NO gardening for Artemis and no potion-making for Apolla... yahda yahda yahda yahda blah blah blah..." was basically what Artemis and Apolla heard as their father rambled on and on about rules. "And thus, that all leads to NO TEACHING INSANE PEOPLE!" he roared as three sound-proof spells wereslapped upon six ears.

"Excuse me sir... can you take me back to Shikon Private School?" Miroku said politely with a bow as he brushed off one of Kagome's bawana pleas (banana peels) off of his fine monk attire. The foursome noticed him.

"And why are you here?" Mrs. Coriania asked politely as she smiled sweetly at Miroku. he smiled even more charmingly back at her as he bowed down, took her hand and asked the dreaded, forbidden question that Miroku ALWAYS asks.

...Silence...

About one hour passed and Miroku had been sent back to Shiko Private School.

"Geez, Miroku, what on earth happened to you?" Sango asked incredulously as she bandaged up about the twentieth wound on Miroku. He grimaced as she applied the soothing slave on him. InuYasha's eyes opened wide as his once-pale face had done a three-sixty; it was now ruby-red! (And NO, he is not blushing) He just sighed at a wasted opportunity and looked at the floor.

"Those twins can be really scary when you ask their mother a question!" he said with a bitter sigh. Everyone's jaws just dropped-off. Even Sesshomaru's; he did NOT just say that, did he? Rin's eyes were the size of flying saucers as Sango gave him another slap on his face.

"I can't believe you..." she said with a groan as she massaged her temples; why did she always fall for the idiotic ones that were disgusting and had not even one ounce of common sense in them? He grinned childishly while saying something near it was too good of an opportunity. She shook her head; oh well, she said with a smile. That's how stupid love is. (I don't really mean it, okay!)

"Hey Sango, dearest, why are smiling?" Miroku said cheerfully. Sango reddened and slapped him up-side of his head once more.

"BAKA." she said flatly as everyone rolled their eyes and recovered (finally) from the shock.

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Coming up next time on Shikon Private School™!

Kagome, InuYasha, Snago and Miroku go back to Kagome's time to do the scale thingy... yeah! And Artemis and Apolla will have to go back to their home and thus, a new teacher is required, but WAIT pause, pause, pause... who's the little 'sweet' girl that she's bringing? Well, that's for the next Shikon Private School™! So, stay tuned as the series is coming to an end... (sighs) NOT on chapter thirty... maybe on thrity-five? Who knows? (Even I don't!) Well, see you next chapter and please don't kill me, okay! I will condense the entire island part into two chapters after chapter thirty because there is only supposed to be thirty chapters in Shikon Private School. You can review, just use anyonomous and tell me who you are, don't panic, okay? JA NE!

Sincerly,

MoonMagicks