Thanks again for the reviews! Ah, it's so awesome how everyone keeps submitting tons's of ideas; the next chapter will be a "readers suggestions" for sure! WARNING: this chapter contains very, vey slight spoilers (and if you haven't seen the season finale, what the hell are you doing reading this; GO WATCH NOW!)... also much azula hateness. Authors Notes are in BOLD.

...I'm changing the rating to T for saftey btw.

61. Scribble "PWNS!" on top her forehead in permanent marker; watch different characters try to guess what it means…

(In the authors mind:

Sokka: Oh No! It's Azula! takes out boomerang wait: what's that say on her forehead?!?!

Toph: Gee, I don't know Sokka.

Sokka: Sorry…hmmm, poons? P-wins? P- wons?

Aang: Maybe the letters stand for something… Party With Nasty Slut? Pampered Woman's Naughty Sex?

Azula: …. fries Aang and Sokka to a burnt crisp

Toph: Boys. sigh)

62. Ask her where she's from. When she says the Fire nation, tell her you've never heard of it.

63. Make Ty Lee and Mai rabid and conniving Zutara fans.

(In the authors mind:

-Season 2 finale -

Azula: Now since I have Zuko captured, where shall I place him?

Ty Lee: Hmm. I don't know …maybe you should put him in that cave where that waterbender is. nods head

Azula: Why?

Mai: Not because we want them to have emo, hot, blue eyed, fire bender, children… of course not.

Azula: Um…)

64. Whenever she trips/falls/makes a mistake/ is thwarted/ play that background music that Momo has whenever he does something funny.

65. Make Zuko marry both Ty Lee and Mai and they BOTH become Fire Lady (Queen?). Why you ask? Because that would piss THE HELL out of Azula; being a fire princess lady thingy is the only thing she's got going for her. And her brother is banging her two best friends. Ouch

66. By her a pregnant Rabiroo and insist on making it sleep/live on Azula's bed.

67. Make Ty Lee and Mai lesbian lovers. Wow, that would be SO awkward for Azula…

68. Make Azula go to a modern-day highschool. Without any firebending, what so ever…

(In the authors mind:

Azula: I will take over the world!

Gigantic Un-named bully: I will take your lunch money!

Azula: Die you mortal! Points two fingers at bully

Bully:… That chick is WEIRD man.)

69. Make a clear argument stating the reasons why it would be necessary to kidnap Bosco the bear. Watch as the Earth King releases a rage unknown to mankind as he rescues his beloved Bosco.

70. Use the term "fire-cest" in random sentences. Would you like some fire-cest with that popcorn, your highness?

71. Point out how Mai's hair is SO much shinier than Azula's.

72. Make her wear a cape. When she asks why she should, show her pictures of Dr. Doom, Magneto, and Mojo Jojo.

73. As soon as she's taken over Ba Sing Se, bulldoze the whole place, set hungry locusts upon all of the crops, set a hungry Sokka upon all of the edible animals and set a thirsty Iroh upon all of the tea places. Make sure you get all the innocents out of there first.

74. Come into her room in the middle of the night and leave Appa- hair everywhere!

75. Place one of those "endless sleep for you, princess, until true loves first kiss" spells, i.e. "Sleeping Beauty". Hooray for coma!Azula; NO ONE would ever kiss her…ever.

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