WAYS TO ANNOY SAPHIRA!!!
A/N: OK, again, not very funny. I'm sorry! By the way, what's that dragon's name? you know the one who Saphira always annoys. Anyway, please review! D
1: Tell everyone
dragons are relatives of chickens.
2: Refer to her as 'that fire
breathing lizard.'
3: Refer to Eragon as her 'master.'
4: Tell
her that the dragon she likes has got a restraining order on her.
5:
Tell her that Eragon is cheating on her.
6: Read her
Eragon/Saphira fics (what's wrong with you people!? She's not even
human!!!! You sicken me!).
7: Misspell her name...maybe like
'Shaphira,' for example...
8: Scream 'HEY! SHE CAN TURN ROCKS INTO
DIAMONDS!' And see how many people knock down the doors to get
some.
9: Set her up on a blind date.
10: ...With Thorn.
11:
Tell her Eragon left her to go stalk Arya.
12: When she trys to
kill you, stare at her like this: .o..
13: When she demands to
know what your starring at, say 'I think your scales are rusting.'
14: If she tries to kill you by breathing fire at you, spray fire
extinguisher goo in her mouth.
15: Write her a theme song and
insist on walking in front of her and singing it at all times.
16:
Paint her claws hot pink.
17: Tell her it's to make her look
pretty.
18: Read 'Dragonology' (that book about dragons) and try
to do everything the book says to Saphira.
19: Try to get her to
play twister with you.
20: Tell people that she's really just a
dog with a growth problem.
END NOTES: OK, next I'll annoy Angela. Thank you guys for all your reviews! Please review this chapter:D