Shikon Private School™
Volume 30 (AMAZING!)
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This is what will be the thirtieth chapter. After this chapter, I will condense the entire, and I mean entire dance part as well as the island part into two or three chapters. I am begging you readers, for once, please review and (scream) state, 'I do not agree' if you have read this. I truly need to know. I'm very sorry, please forgive me, okay? Please..? (Looks pitifully at audience) Well, anyways, just out of the sake of the story... this chapter is dedicated to Amanda and Sonja... who's characters are being introduced in this chapter-don't worry (laughs) I know, I know, you're thinking: Too... many... characters... must not... forget...! So, I took the liberty of tacking up (On the prolodge) A list of all the characters that have currently been introduced! I'm really sorry for the delay. By the way, I'll wait exactly one week before the condensation happens!
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Currently, InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango are at Shikon Private School's well, (cough cough) the well that Kagome uses to go back to the year 1998!
Oh, and InuYasha and Kagome are... well... being themselves...
"BAKA! (stupid) Tai Baka san!" Kagome screamed with all her might at InuYasha as the two were packing up. InuYasha growled unhappily as he mentally thanked Kami-sama (god) for not making Kagome-
"SIT! SIT!" she screeched at his 'impossible-ness'.-spoke too soon. He glared daggers at the school girl as she continued stuffing objects that he had never even heard of before into a yellow 'thing' that she carried on her back. There were more articles of clothing, a black-tube-like thingy with a shiney light that came from one end, a ba-nah-nee, a piece of cloth that she used to tie up her hair, a smooshy tube filled with horrid-bad-tasting stuff (He knew this from first-hand experience!), a small book that was extremely thick but did not have any words in it, just colored pictures of Kagome with some other man that she looked so happy with... (InuYasha mentally growled at this!), and a bear that was not alive with a red ribbon around its neck.
"InuYasha! Let's go now! See, I told you that if I packed more we could go quicker, but NOOOO! You HAVE to argue back, saying that it's better to just not pack at all! Well, you know what?" Kagome said while putting her hands on her hips in frustration, "I'm sure I'm lighter than you!" she hmph-ed happily as she lept into the well. Both Miroku and Sango anime-fell as they mentally counted.
One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine...-
"OH! Oops, sorry about that, Miroku and Sango!" Kagome said as she climbed out of the well, lugging her gigantic yellow thing along. Both Miroku and Sango sighed, this had been going on for wuite some time... InuYasha had first refused to help carry Kagome's yellow bag, making Kagome angry at him. She then, was forced to remove some of the things that seemed to 'appear' inside the yellow... object.
"That's okay, Kagome-chan!" Snago said with a fake grin as she subconsciously took out her lies on Miroku. Kagome sweatdropped a this, but plastered a huge fake-smile on her face and dragged the two of them into the well. InuYasha pouted for a while before finally relenting and jumping into the well, muttering something incoherable. (cough cough, something about a beeeeep...)
-On the other Side of the well!-
"Well, we made it!" Kagome said as she stretched in the sunlight. Miroku and Sango looked wonderingly out at Kagome's shrine and house. It was so big! It looked like one of those legendary temples that took centuries to build!
"WOW! Kagome, this is your home!" Sango asked incredulously, clearly shocked. Kagome nodded proudly as she went to ring the doorbell, to miroku and Snago, it looked as if Kagome's Mother had sensed that her daughter was coming.
"Mama!"
"Kagome-chan!"
The two embraced happily as InuYasha climbed out of the well, looking grumpy and moody while pretending to barf at their reaction to each other.
"Kagome, who are these people...?" her mother said with a smile as she looked at the oddly-dressed people.
"Oh! This is InuYasha, a half-breed... he's... you know!" Kagome said with ablush as her mother's face gave a serene smile at him. He nodded gruffly. "Oh, and this is Miroku, he's going to be a monk! And this is," Kagome gave a mischievious little smirk to Sango... that looked almost pitying. "Snago-chan! She's my best friend and Miroku's lover!" Miroku grinned widely... thinking thoughts (cough cough) as Sango looked utterly horrified. Her mother nodded happily as she led them into the house. Thankfully, Miroku was too happy, Sango too furious, and InuYasha too overconfident that he was lighter so none of them looked around the house or touched anything. (Too busy with their own thoughts!)
"Mama! We need to use the scale... for, for, for... school homework!" Kagome said as she happily covered up InuYasha's mouth to keep him from revealing the truth. He glared daggers at her as she followed her mother to the kitchen, where the scale was. InuYasha's mouth nearly hit the floor when he saw what a 'sclae' was. How could that little of an object hold all of his weight! Not that he was heavy or anything... (no insult there intended!)
"So... Kagome, InuYasha!" Miroku said as he tried to stop the silence, "Which one of you will go first on... this... object?"
"Can it even hold your weight?" Snago asked incredulously as she poked it, almost fearing that it would break just on her touch.
"Of course it can! That is, unless InuYasha weighs as much as a horse!" Kagome said as she threw a glare at InuYasha.
"Feh! I'm much lighter than you! And I'm not afraid to prove it!" he said as he puffed his chest out proudly and gingerly stepped onto the scale.
one hundred... one hundred and two... one hundred and three... one hundred and four... one hundred and five... one hundred and... nine... one hundred... and... TEN! the scale's slowly tipped as the four friends looked ominously at the scale.
"HA! One hundred and TEN!" InuYasha cried triumphantly out as he jumped off of the scale...
"SIT!" said Kagome curtly as she got onto the scale.
... only to be 'swallowed up' by the ground once more, thankfully, no craters were made.
Meanwhile, Kagome had already stepped onto the scale.
Eighty... eighty-three... eighty-six... eighty-nine... ninety... ninety-nine... Ninety NINE
"YES!" Kagome joyfully screamed as she punched her fist into the air; she had won. InuYasha growled; girls were lighter than boys anyways! She smiled happily at him as he blushed and sped up to the well, about to jump in.
"Gosh! He is soooo spoiled at times, you know, Sango?" Kagome said with a sigh as she followed suit, going to the well as well.
"You know, Miroku, those two are the cutest couple yet!" Sango said with a giggle.
"Yup... now if only my dear friend InuYasha can be less stubborn... it could all work out..." Miroku said as he put an arm around Sango's shoulder.
SLAP!
"Idiot..." she muttered as she speed-walked out of the house.
Menawhile, InuYasha was...
Busy waiting for Kagome, though he refused to admit it. I do not like her! Then what about the day before yesterday? A voice in his head taunted. That... that... was just to get her to stop crying! Suuuuure... the voice sarcastially said, Then, why are you waiting for her right now? Afraid she's gonna cry as well...? It said as InuYasha restrained from turning red. NO! That... bag... just looks heavy, you know, she's only ninety-nine whatevers and all... he thought as he looked for the girl. Kagome approached quickly as she slid open the door. Her face contained so much shock for the fact that he-InuYasha had actually waited for her, it was unbelieveable!
"Why did you wait?" she asked breathelessly, hardly believing it.
"Feh!" he said with a blush as he grabbed her hand and dragged the two of them into the well, Kagome still lugging the bag behind with her.
Okay, enough with the Kagome with InuYasha fluff!
The two waited at the well until Sango and Miroku came along as well and they went to see what was all the commotion about.
All the students in Shikon Private School had been gathered at the pool and they were all waiting. Finally, Principle Kim arrived and 'grandly' positioned the crowd in the way that he felt was the best. This was most likely because Kikyo kept on trying to sit next to InuYasha while Naraku insisted that his father had spies everywhere, thus, they had to sit next to each other. Kagura, on the other hand, had nothing to stop her from sitting next to Sesshomaru... in which Rin could hardly contain her fury, though she acted like a lady for the most part. At the beginning and the end... the middle... well, that was another story... (sighs) If you looked at Kagura, you'd almost have to feel sorry for her, I mean, her beautiful kimono all ragged from dirt... (cough cough R-I-N! coug cough) and so such.
Anyways, the order that Principle Kim put the students in was: Ayame, Kagome, Sango, Rin, Kikyo, and Kagura all in Row One. Then, he put Kanna, a new student who was shrouded with a strawberry-scented blanket (to negate all scents!), InuYasha, Sesshomaru (to the brother's dismay), Miroku, Hakudoshi, Shippo, Kohaku, Koga, and then Naraku in the second row. When they were all seated down, he cleared his throat rather loudly.
"A-HEM! Now, all of us at Shikon Private School know that Apolla and Artemis Coriania have taken a... vacation... to some place called the Ba-hee-mahs...? (Bahamas!) And will not return for a while, so, we will have a substitute... from the Land of Fins! (Finland, it's just that he's stoo-pid ha ha!) I present to you, your new magick teacher... Miss Perci!" he said as he waited for applause. None came. So, he just stepped off of the podium... and someone (cough an invisible force cough) pushed him into the pool... You could swear that you heard someone sigh as two beams of light whooshed off... in the direction of the Ba-hee-mahs!
An elegant lady stepped into the pool caging. This one had even weirder looks than Artemis and Apolla! She had sea-gray eyes that seemed to be able to turn sky-blue when sunlight hit them and they went well with her golden-blonde locks. Overall, she was stunning. Sadly, no one applauded, after all, it was a hard-knock school!
"Um... hello? I'm Perci... as Mister Kim stated beforehand... and um... well, I guess I'm from Finland...?" she stammered as she stared at the audience, hoping for a reply of some sort, goodness, this group was no better than a brick wall! Then, the new student siting next to Kanna and InuYasha stood up and stood on the podium... accidentally kicking Mister Kim in the face, causing him to fall back into the water once more...
"Hello, everyone..." the voice said in a quite, strained tone, "My name is Akiko-" she said as she threw back her shroud to reveal midnight-black eyes that glared with such intensity that you would swear looks could kill. InuYasha gaped as Kagome gasped as well. The girl was wearing an Aeropostale t-shirt! Those were only from America! Which meant that she was a time-traveler as well!
"What the beeeeeep are YOU doing here, Akiko!" InuYasha screamed as both Kagome and Kikyo gasped; he KNEW her?
"Well, a good day to you too, InuYasha," the girl said with a cold glare as she smiled sweetly at everyone and continued to 'introduce' herself as if nothing had ever happened. "ANYWAYS... my real name is Amanda, got that? A-MAN-DAH! And I'm from America, don't try to pronounce it though, you guys might get a headache doing so! Oh, and InuYasha and Sesshomaru are my ex-tuh-reme-lee distant cousins who I'd rather not know but ended up doing so anyways!" the girl said as Kagome noticed that she was chewing some gum; good gods-this girl-person really was from America!
"So, Fluffy and Grouchy (InuYasha and Sesshomaru both scowled at her when she said this) how's life here in good 'ole Japan? I mean, you two certainly look fine... but, hey, when do looks count? If they did, Grouchy here (she jerked a finger at InuYasha) would be a cucumber and Fluffy here (she nodded to Sesshomaru) would be a piece of cotton!" Akiko, or should I say, Amanda exclaimed as she chewed on her gum. Both Sesshomaru and InuYasha wondered simutaneously how long would they be grounded if they slew her off. Thankfully, Rin and Kagome got to that before them.
"Hey, who are you to just waltz in and start insulting random people? Do you have a life?" Rin demanded angrily.
"Ha ha! Yup, I've got a life ten-fold better than you!" Amanda said with a chuckle, "Oh, and they're not 'random people' they're distant relatives!"
"That makes it all the worse! I mean, who goes around insulting family?" Kagome piped up.
"Hmmm... let me think about that for a minute..." Amanda said as she tapped her foot in false thought, "Me, me, me, oh, and did I emntion, ME?" she said with a smirk. Rin rolled her eyes as she dragged Kagome away, followed by a grouchy InuYasha and a 'calm' Sesshomaru.
"HEY! Don't you go insulting MY dear InuYasha, you beeeeeep!" Kikyo said as Kagura nodded vehemently.
"Oh, you're the beeeeeep that Grouchy kept on complaining about, makes me wonder whether or not Japan is that good after all... especially in the nowaday times! You know, you two remind me of someone really stupid!" Amanda said with a smile as she 'accidentally' booted the poor principle into the water once more.
"Oh yeah! Well, I think that you're more annoying than Rin! I mean, look at you, you obviously find nothing more out of life than insulting other people and making up lies about them!" Kagura said furiously as Kikyo glared at the girl. A normal person would have begged for mercy by now... but, since when was anyone who went to Shikon Private School 'normal?'
"It's not called lying! It's called editing the truth!" Amanda said with a smile as Perci timidly spoke up, for once.
"Ummm... students, can I have your attention...? (Almost everyone turned to face her) Can we skip today's class to settle in...? I mean, I sort of need to get all my things ready and the desk all organized and other so such stuff, so, today will be a break day, okay?" Perci said as she smiled demurely. Everyone nodded as she lugged a huge suitcase behind her. Amanda and Kikyo and Kagura continued to argue as everyone else just went to their cabins to sleep.
It seemed as if the dormitories would never get rebuilt, until suddenly... the next day...
"WHAT!" InuYasha's scream rang thoughout the campus as the group of seventeen students, now with Akiko/Amanda, as they stared rather incredulously at the settings of the dormitories, that finally got rebuilt after nearly a year of out-of-order!
The order was...
InuYasha with Sesshomaru
Kohaku with Miroku
Koga with Naraku
Shippo with Hakudoshi
Kanna with Kagura
Kagome with Kikyo
Rin with Akiko/Amanda
Kaede with Ayame
and Sango by herself
Perci sighed to herself, this was going to be one horrid substituting week...
