Shikon Private School™
Chapter Twenty-Three (23)
TheDreadful Dormitories!
(sighs) how tragic... (sniffles)
The name had absolutely nothing to do with the chapter.
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"NO! You beeeeeeeeping brother!" InuYasha screamed as he snatched a sheet of cloth from Sesshomaru.
"Half-brother, dear half-brother," Sesshomaru said, making sure to emphasize the 'half-brother part.' InuYasha growled as he lunged for the older dog-demon's neck. Sesshomaru refrained from rolling his eyes as he dodged the attack, causing InuYasha to make a hole in the floor. This infuriated InuYasha even more and he jumped on his older half brother, making a big cloud of dust, covering up the two fighting...over a blanket.
"You thief!"-swipe-
"Well, little half-brother, you didn't even want it."-dodge-
"So WHAT!"-swipe-
"It was thrown on MY SIDE."-dodge-
"Who CARES!"-lunge-
"I do."-jump-
"Well, I DON'T!"-leap-
"Does it look like I care?"-dodge-
"I DON'T CARE! Just gimme the blanket that's mine!"-swipe-
"Okay..."-slash-
"That is... in pieces..."-sla-sla-sla-slash!-
The cloud of blankets, bed, carpet, wood, and so such other things clear as Sesshomaru stands on the only nonbroken bed, a regular 'I won, pahtetic half-breed half-brother' smirk highlighting his face. InuYasha growled as he held up his 'precious' blanket in his claws. Well, a least the pieces that Sesshomaru had shredded...
"ARRRRRGH!" InuYasha screamed as he threw his hands in the air, exasperated. Sesshomaru's smirk curved even more upward as his little brother attempted to push him off of the bed.
"What are you doing?"
"GET. OFF. MY. BED. RIGHT. NOW."
"Your bed? YOUR bed?"
"YES!"
"It's mine."
...CRASH! BANG! SMASH! BOOM! WHOOM! BANG!...
And the rest of the bed was broken as well... along with the walls and a HUGE hole on the floor.
"NOW look what you did!" InuYasha excalimed, pointing to the hole and glaring accusingly at Sesshomaru.
"Excuse me... I didn't do that, YOU did." Sesshomaru replied flatly as he strolled calmly out of the room... leaving InuYasha with a very large mess.
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"Hey, Miroku, what's going on?" Kohaku asked worridly as bits of ceiling fell to the floor. Miroku shrugged;how should HE know?
"Hey, Kohaku... how is Sango to you?" Miroku asked slyly.
"Sango? OH! Sango is the greastest big sister I could ever have! She's so nice and neat and kind and proper and atheletic and pretty and sweet and great with cooking and great with Kirara, our family pet and she's... just great!" Kohaku said in one breath, gasping after he was done. Miroku sweatdropped, so Sango was only mean to him, eh?
"So... what does Sango like?"
"Hmmm... she likes Kirara, obviously, and having fun, and going to the hot springs, and helping people, and Kagome, and whanking annoying people really really really really really really really hard on the head!" he said brightly. Miroku nodded, that one he had experienced far too many times.
"OH! And she also simply adores that shell necklace that she got as a gift from someone! She won't even let me touch it! And... she won't tell me who gave it to her!" Kohaku pouted for a while, then, as an after thought, said, "And she ALWAYS wears it and when she thinks people aren't looking, she takes it out and fiddles with it, she's so weird! But she's still the bestest-estest-estest big sister in the world!" Miroku reddened whne Kohaku said this, she has actually appreciated his gift! He had thought she would have thrown it away, or even worse, burned it out of hatred for him... guess he was wrong...
"So..." Kohaku said casually as a pretty big chunk of ceiling hit the floor, "What do you think is going upstairs?"
"I dunno, I guess whoever's living upstairs is doing some room arrangement, or something..."
"Yeah, they must be... I mean, it's not like people would be fighting, right?"
"Uh-huh," Miroku said as he nimbly dodged a HUGE piece of floor/ceiling. "Whoever is upstairs must be doing a lot of remodeling..." he said as he and Kohaku decided to clean up the mess of ceiling...cement... that was when the left wall, back facing someone else's dormitory, began to shake violently...
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WHAM!
CRASH!
BANG!
SMASH!
WHAM!
"You coward, Naraku! Running off in your pathetic excuse for a hiding cloud!" Koga crowed as he jabbed once more in the poison cloud.
"Well, at least I'm better than a pathetic puppy-wolf who can't even see in the poison!" Naraku taunted.
"I can too! See?" Koga said as he did a swift double-kick in an area of the smoke.
"AHHHHHHGH!" cried Naraku in mock pain as he enlarged the poison cloud, it was now filling the entire room.
"HAH! I GOT YOU!" Koga said triumphantly as he kicked harder and harder and harder at the area where he thought Naraku was.
A whoosh of black smog was heard as something came up from behind the wolf-demon, taking him by surprise.
"Too late-wolfy boy!" Naraku crowed as he sent two tentacles Koga's way, knocking the right out of the wolf.
"HO! Now, I may take this bed all to myself!" Naraku said triumphantly as Koga rose again, and lept at the half-demon once more.
"Not so fast you half-breed! That's MY bed! You take the one near that square-thing!" Koga said as he kicked swiftly in Naraku's face.
"NO!" Naraku said as he sent Koga flying into the sound-proofed wall with a quick bat from his tentacle.
"MUWA HA HA HA HA HA! Now, I, Naraku, have beaten the pathetic wolf-prince!" he said as he expanded his poison cloud... making the smoke seep out of the windows.
"This isn't over yet, Naraku!" Koga angrily roared as he lamely plopped himself on the bed nearest to the square-ish obeject that was black (cough, cough, and TV...), muttering various curses under his mind and making a mental note to get revenge upon Naraku for taking HIS bed someday in the extremely near future...
Neither of them had realized that the poisonous gas was slowly, slowly seeping up into the air and climbing the roof... into the window above theirs...
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"AHHHH!" Shippo screamed as he saw who was his roommate, Hakudoshi! "Wha-wha-wha-wha-what are you doing here?" the poor little fox demon managed to gasp out before literally collapsing in a heap. Hakudoshi raised an eyebrow and continued to meditate on ways to gain Naraku's power, only opening his eyes to send a smaller tentacle out to close the window from the incoming miasma. Shippo sobbed soon after waking up and Hakudoshi ignored him. Both of them literally flew two feet up when the next-door dorm thundered and the downstairs dorm rocked. Shippo wailed even louder; this was like one of those earthcakers (earthquakes) that Kagome had told him about!
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At the girl's dorms...
Kagura was furious! That Akiko -or Amanda- girl... had dared question HER power! She was nearly shaking with rage as she clenched her fist and plotted the girl's downfall. This would be better planned than the assault on the Sengoku Jidai Cafe...but she would have to have Naraku and Kanna's help... Naraku could be easily convinced-Kanna was another story.
"Hey, Kanna!" Kagura called loudly even though her younger sister was only two feet away from her.
"...what, Kagura? What service to you need?" Kanna said in her normal deadpan tone. Kagura nearly slipped;how did she know her plan!
"...because I have more magick than you..." she said quietly. Kagura cursed under her breathe, forgetting that Kanna could hear what she said perfectly. Kagura began to plot what she thought was a devious plan in order to get Kanna under her control. Unbeknownst to her, Kanna was staring quietly in her ever-so-faithful mirror. Staring at what she was plotting...knowing her every move. And not really caring.
Both of them never noticed the rather 'queer' noises that came from below their dorm. 'Queer' was an understandment.
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WHAM!
WHAM!
WHAM!
WHAM!
"You. Stupid. Copy. You. Thief!" Kikyo screamed as she tried to throw a table lamp at her.
"GET IT THROUGH YOUR STUPID HEAD! INUYASHA DOESN'T LIKE YOU!" Kagome screeched as she dodged behind a sofa.
"OF COURSE HE DOES!" Kikyo screamed back, throwing another table lamp.
"NO HE DOES NOT!" she said, still using the same couch as her bodyguard.
"HE STILL DOES! AND HE SAYS THAT HE HATES YOU!" Kikyo screeched once more as she hurled her strongest purity ball of energy at Kagome, fused with all her jealousy and hatred. Kagome barely had time to gasp, much less dodge it. It hit her right on. Kikyo smiled evilly as she watched Kagome's shocked expression and her frail form crumple to the floor.
"You're... wrong... Kikyo... I don't believe... I won't believe... because..."
"Hmmm...? How can you be so BLIND! He obviously loves me ten times more than he would ever love you!" Kikyo screeched.
"I TRUST MY HEART!"
Kagome screamed as she hurled her own ball of pink purity at Kikyo. This one was much bigger and a brighter pink than Kikyo's and she never knew what-or who-hit her. She just went down, down, down... Kagome only glared at her, with remorse and pity but nothing resembling triumph. She then, cleaned up the mess (unlike some people...cough cough) and wondered why on earth the people living above teir cabin had not made any noise at all, any sign of them even being alive... all she heard was Kagura's screaming and someone pacing.
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Rin quietly put away her countless clothes and jewelry as she made sure to make the absolute least amount of sound with Akiko... or Amanda.. which ever name she went by as she seemed more formidable of an opponent than Kagura-and that was saying a lot! She gave a mental sigh of relief:at least the girl wasn't competing with her for Seshomaru's attention. Wait! She was competing with Kagura in some insane, sick contest for WHO'S attention! She could hardly believe the fact and was sinking herself deeper and deeper and deeper into a pool known to most as DENIAL. She closed the drawers and lay on her bed, back to the mattress as she thought about it. Well, he was kind-if only to her-and she did like being in his company no matter where or what. And he had protected her many times, even going out of his way to save her from Ayano's clutches and a life of misery. She wanted to stay with him... but did that mean she and Kagura were...competing? She violently shook her head without thinking; she was not an insane person who would compete for an demon lord's heir's affections and attentions.
Insane...?
Scratch that;everyone and anyone who ever stepped foot inside this school was considered 'insane' in most forms possible. She mentally chuckled; if you didn't believe it just watch Artemis for about two seconds and you'll get the idea.
"Hey, Rin!"
A voice interupted her deep thinking.
"What! Oh... it's just you Akiko..." Rin said, turning over and placing a goose-feathered pillow over her head, knowing from 'experience' that Akiko was always spouting insults.
"Hey, why are you turning around? You act as if i always am saying insults! Well you know what Miss I'm-so-rich-and-powerful I think that-"
"Ummm... just to be truthful... Kikyo and Kagura are the Miss I'm-so-rich-and-powerful girls," Rin said timidly. Akiko gave her a look of annoyance, probably for interupting her.
"Anyways, I was wondering... exactly what do you do in this school, besides get crazy or crazier?"
"Why do you want to know, Akiko?"
"Duh! Because I'm staying in a school that my cousins go to and he teachers seem to stupid to care what we do! Oh, and by the way, just call me Amanda... that's what everyone else calls me."
"Okay... Ah-man- DAH... we're supposed to follow the rules and so forth and get all our work done... oh, and at times, we have a special activity to do or something..." Rin replied timidly once more.
"Okay... this place is insane..." Amanda said flatly as she stretched out. Rin noticed she was chewing some more of that sticky substance from Kagome's time era and wearing a shirt with the most beautiful horses she had ever seen. She was also wearing some pants that seemed to be painted blue and made of horse skin. She quirked her eyebrow at the girl's attire;she was not 'in place' as Kagome said before.
"Hey, Amanda?" Rin said, timider than usual.
"What?"
"Why are you so... so... so...!" Rin stopped;not knowing what to say. Thankfully, Amanda understood.
"I guess that's just because I'm me, just like the same way you're naturally timid... I guess-blech! I always didn't enjoy this philosophic stuff!" Amanda said as she shrugged. Rin nodded in apprehension.
"Hey, Rin, you have a crush on Fluffy, don't 'cha?" Amanda said playfully.
"Crush? No, I have absolutely no intention of crushing Sesshomaru into pieces." Amanda rolled her eyes at this.
"Not literally! I mean, like you know, like him?" Amanda asked with extended patience.
"H-Huh! N-NO! I don't like him!" Rin said, taken aback by the question and blushing furiously.
"Hmmm... let's see... why is your face soooo red, you're stammering, and attempting to hide under the covers?" Amanda said in a singsong tone.
"Ummm..."
"Well?"
"Ummm..."
"Oh, and the unneeded stammering is getting annoying."
"Ummm... I... guess... I do...?" Rin said, this time fully submerging in her blankets.
"See?"
"Mm-hm!" came Rin's muffled reply from under a dozen or so sheets of blankets.
...and Sesshomaru had heard the entire conversation...
WHACK!
"You know Fluffy, no one, no matter how nice, likes a peeping tom or an eavesdropper!"Amanda said cheerful as she yanked Sesshomaru's ear playfully; leaning out of their window.
"I'm perfectly sure they don't," Sesshomaru said in a low growl as he calmly detached her hand from his ear.
"Uh-huh, well, see ya!"
"And why would I be leaving?" Sesshomaru said calmly noticing that Rin had fallen asleep.
"This is why! OH KA-GU-RAAAAAA! Your Sesshy-maru's hereeeeeee!" Amanda said as Kagura dashed down the stair and lept on Sesshomaru. He gave her a look of pure hatred as he 'calmly' wiped Kagura off and stalked back to his dormitory.
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snooooooore
snooooooore
snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore
"Ahhh..." Ayame said happily as she stretched from a nap.
Kaede rolled off of the bed, kicking her face in the process.
"Ow...zzzzzzz..." Ayame said sleepily as she 'gracefully' fell back into bed; sleeping.
And they did not wake up for any reason at all.
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"HAH!" Sango said triumphantly as she looked at her sparkling clean room, "I actually cleaned up this horribly dirty room! WOO-HOO!" she said hyperly. Her celabrating was interrupted by some soft, timid knocks at the door. She slowly opened the door and who else stood out there but Perci?
"Ummm..." she said slowly, embarrassed, "I was wondering if I could sleep in your room because my dormroom won't open..."
"Huh? Oh, okay! Sure!" Sango said cheerily as she slid the the door open, allowing Perci to timidly walk in.
"Ummm... can you call all your fellow students to the Gymnasium so I can tell them my plans...?" Perci said timidly; as usual as Sango happily obeyed, getting annoyed of her timidness.
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"Hey, Apolla?" Artemis said lazily as she stretched in the noontime sun of the Bahamas, lazily sitting atop of Falloriane. (Who-if he was human-was could have been mistaken as a cherry (and NOT because of the heat!))
"Mmmm...? What?" Apolla said as she petted Soleil, her familiar. The purely white cat purred softly as she licked some Bahamian shark milk (eck!) from a coral with jade inlaid milk bowl. Someone had mysteriously given it to Apolla...
"Did I forget to take off the spell on my room...?"
"What spell?"
"You KNOW! The one not allowing anyone else to enter!"
"Oh... I suppose not... seeing as how... yaaaaawn... irresponsible you are..."
"Oh... okay... yaaaaawn... maybe we should go take it off for the poor... sub...?"
"Uh-huh... you...go...first... sleepy... sunny..." Apolla said, stretching from her chair; causing Soleil to pounce off.
"Mm-Hmm... sleeeeeeeepy... go... later..." Artemis said sleepily as she closed her eyes and used her magick to cushion her landing off of Falloriane.
"Erk!" Falloriane said; sounding like a three-year-old once more, "Artemis! Artemis! I think... eep! Sleeping... spell..." he said as he collapsed on the stone-cold floor; Mr. and Mrs. Coriania appearing in a soft cloud of rose petals.
"Aaagh! Seriously, one of these days... we'll have to chain the two of them into their beds with sixteen trillion different spells! Argh!" Mrs. Coriania said in an exasperated tone as she placed blankets over Apolla and Artemis 'accidentally' kicking Falloriane along the way. Not that he could feel it.
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"Okay, students of Shikon Private School! I have a very important announcement to make!" Perci said, sounding louder than usual.
"In one week, it will be Open House for Shikon Private School and our staff members would like you to show off your great talents to your wonderful parents! So... we decided to get you guys a play script and have you guys act out the characters! Well, you have one week to perform and rehearse and we all look forward to your acts! Thankl you for listening and Akiko and Sango, please pass out the scripts..." Perci smiled wickedly; showing off her sparkling clean (brushed sixteen times a day!) teeth. Everyone looked slightly apprehended at her sudden change of attitude. She smiled wanely once more; everyone relaxed.
"But... the teachers told me that if you don't finish the play within one week and get it rehearsed and so forth... your parent will be oh so dissapointed! I mean, (sniffles) soooo dissapointed with your abilities that they might want you to be punished!" Perci said in a singsong tone.
"Well, see you guys around and good luck with your play!" Perci said as she happily sped off... probably letting it sink in slowly.
It did.
There was chaos.
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Well, hope you liked it! It took me four weeks to think up what on earth would happen in the cabins so... yeah! Well, I'll update soon so hang on and have fun! Meanwhile, you can visit my website for fun! Well, see yah!
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