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136. (Whenever she's at a ball or celebration), tell her "shake her money makers."
- Ron Weasly girl
137. When she bends lightning, hold a metal rod attached to a wooden stick on her lightning. Direct it back at her and stick it towards her face and say to the crew, "My Science teacher was right. Metal is a conductor of electricity. Look at your princess now. She got defeated by a metal rod!"
138. Make an anti-Azula or anti-Ozai fanfic. Print it out and shove it in her face. Make sure she is in the ship and in the deck. Since she cannot see where she is going because of paper stuck on her face, push her into the water.
139. Replace all her armors and suits with pink, poofy gowns and dresses. TheDayYouSaidGoodnight hates pink.
140. Bring her to a local Roman Catholic Church. Point to the crucifix and tell her that even if everyone does not succeed in defeating her, God will still defeat her. After that, bring her to the baptismal font (borrow it if possible) and dunk her face into the water.
- TheDayYouSaidGoodnight
141. Kidnap Mai. This way, Ty Lee will have no one to balance out he constant chipperness with dry looks and wry remarks, slowly driving Azula to the brink of insanity.
142. Kidnap both Ty Lee and Mai. Leave a cryptic note as to their whearabouts. Azula, being a pretty smart cookie, will likely be able to decipher it even on her own, but when she gets to the location, all she'll find is another cryptic note. Keep going for as long as you can, varying the difficulty levels (hard will delay her more, allowing you to remain at least two steps ahead of the irate Fire Princess, but easy will raise her hopes, allowing her to think that you've become desperate, only to find a brain-buster at the next stop...) Have the final note lead to somewhere particularly difficult to reach (top of a mountain, middle of a briar patch... be creative!). Drop off a drugged Ty Lee and Mai there (you probably don't want to be around when Azula reaches them). However, as soon as she's woken her two companions up, she'll realize that Mai has been brainwashed by your friends at Lake Laogai to think that she's Ty Lee, and the double dose of happyhappyjoyjoy bounciness will drive Azula slowly insane...
143. Give her a nickname, such as Azzy, or just plain Azz if you're really feeling dangerous.
144. Introduce Ty Lee to the wonders of caffeine. Now Azula will be treated to some patented Ty Lee bounciness at 1 A.M.!
145.
Find out which town she's headed to next. Teach all the inhabitants
Pig Latin. Speak it exclusively around her. (A/N: zulaay ucksay uttbay)
146. Find out which town she's headed to next. Whenever she shows up in a public area, have all the townsfolk burst into one of the following songs-
"Loathing" from the musical Wicked
"Be Our Guest" from the Disney movie Beauty and the Beast
"One-Winged Angel" from Final Fantasy VII (but substitute Azula for
Sephiroth)
"Who Let the Dogs Out"
147. Find out which town she's headed to next. Form a fan club there for Zuko, Iroh, Aang, Ty Lee, Katara, or Sokka.
148. Find out which town she's headed to next. Get everyone in the town to give Azula a great big hug as soon as they see her. If she asks why, tell her that it's Official Hug a Complete Stranger Day. If she revisits the town, repeat the procedure. If she questions why there are so many Official HaCS Days, say "Every day is a good day for hugs!" Then give her another hug.
149. Find out which town she's headed to next. Equip everyone with fireproof suit. You can then annoy her with relative imunity.
- theweirdperson
150. Send Azula notes from a secret admirer, though she probably won'really care, once she finds out you sent them to her tell her that you felt bad that no one liked her cause she's a demented psycho with a huge forehead. And make sure you have somewhere to run once you tell her.
- Gir The Insane Flamin Ninja
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