Twice in one day! WOOT! You know the drill: authors notes in bold, because I like to add my own unwanted opinions into things as much as possible... again these are suggestions from you lovely readers who keep coming up with brilliant ideas!
151. Bribe Ty Lee and Mai into vandalizing her bedroom in the middle of the night. When Azula says she's tired, scream and tackle her.
152. Whenever she threatens you, tell her you've got incriminating photos from #104.
153. Burn her clothes. ALL OF THEM. Give her a Telle-tubbies outfit or some other ridiculous garment, and call in the GaAng for a fight. Mwhahaha.
154.
Give her a Tickle-Me-Elmo for Christmas. Make sure it's possessed to
say "I eat mothers and rape babies." When she tries to
destroy it scream
and call her a horrible mother for trying to kill her love child.(A/N: Ah! - runs away from her tickle-me-elmo-.)
155. Destroy all the food on her ship. Replace it with Ramen. Make sure she eats three square meals a day so she dies of a sodium overdose.
156. Give her an overdose of morphine. If that doesn't kill her, get her to loom in the mirror. (A/N: xxERis, I have no idea what your going with this, but morphine-kill-Azula is good. Very good.)
157. Do number five, only with corn. Watch her poop out NOTHING BUT CORN for weeks. (A/N: Disturbing, but strangely satisfying...)
158. Put worms on her sandwich. When she asks "What the hell are these worms doing on my sandwich?!", insist that it'll help with her fiber and bladder problem. (A/N: AND pooping corn problem ;D.)
- xxERiS
159. Make Ty Lee marry some OC, and she will make Mai and Azula the bridesmaids. Mai can wear a regular red dress while Azula has to wear a pink dress with flowers and a bow on it. Also, make Mai the maid of honor. She'll be jealous.
160. After Azula and Zuko take over Ba Sing Se, make Ozai go there and instead of congratulate them, ground Azula and give Zuko candy and restored honor.
161.
Step one: Kill Fire Lord Ozai. Step two: Make Zuko new Fire Lord.
Step three: Make Azula the maid who has to clean up Zuko's stuff. (Step Five: Make defend it. the Fire Lady. The very messy Fire Lady who overworks her maid. Muhahaha)
162. Give her a taste of her own lighting and electrocute her.
- REfreak
163. Tell Azula that she has "issues" with her father about being Fire Lady. When she says she doesn't, Remind her that Zuko is the first born and deserves to be Fire Lord.
164.
Paint I love Zuko and Iroh so much I want them unexiled all over her
ship. Laugh when she freaks out. Tell her Zhao did it and she just
didn't notice.(A/N: Eh? Zhao?...)
165. Tell Azula that she's going to have Sokka's baby in 2 weeks.When she askes how, say "you don't remember? You were with Sokka's baby ever since you met." When she tells you that babies needs 9 months to develop say "Water Tribe and Fire Nation babies only need a few months." When she leaves to kill Sokka, get away as fast as you can!
- Tomboy 601
AH! Have to go; Avatar's coming on now...must... watch.
Readers...must...review!
