166. Have a geeky weirdo send her secret admirer notes that also suggest that he is very rich, attractive, etc. At last let the two meet, and when Azula is enraged tell her he was the only one willing to write the notes. Then quietly slip away with geek boy, or leave geek boy if he happens to be a mean geek boy.
167. Break her arms so she can't bend, then place her on pyre. Let cook until done rare. Serve half-alive (to lord ozai) with water, sesame seeds, and cilantro. (ok, that one was kinda more cruel, but thetempteangel is feeling mean...)
168. Inform her and the rest of the world that the key to the throne has been hidden somewhere on earth. Leave obscure notes for all contestants regarding the location, which lead to more notes, and so on, until everyone is driven mad. At last divulge in a note that it lies at the bottom of the sea. Have a waterbender reclaim it and take the position of Fire Lady. If you are feeling kind, tell Azula she can stay as maid to one of the stable boys. Or banish her and let the earthbenders/waterbenders do as they wish with her.
169. Toss her into a pit filled with vistims of fire nation attacks. Have the event taped and then broadcasted across the world. She will be publicly humiliated (if she survives, that is...)
- thetemptedangel
170. Every time she says someone's name ring a bell for a minute straight, make sure you're hidden so she can't find you.
171. Find the Blue Spirit mask and sneak around the Earth Kingdom Palace and make sure Azula sees you. Just make sure you can run really fast.
- Gir the Insane Flamin Ninja
172. Resurrect Zhao and put him under mind control. Make him go onto her ship and tell her that he loves her and he went through thousands of trials in the afterlife to come back and tell her this. When she turns red, point at her and laugh while chanting in a very kid-like voice 'Zhao loves you!' Make sure you can run fast.
173. Talk loudly and obnoxiously about how much nicer Ty Lee is and that Azula needs to get a life and be like Ty Lee.
174. Capture her. Throw her in a dungeon. And not just any dungeon. NO, throw her in a dungeon full of Aang/Sokka/Katara/Iroh/Zuko fangirls. Point and laugh as they outnumber her and tear her TO SHREDS. (Mina does not like Azula AT ALL)
175. Tell her that her father is dead and that in his will (obviously fake) he declares that Iroh is to be the new fire lord. Laugh at the look on her face. Make sure you run when she finds out...
176. Hire a professional hypnotist. Make him convince Azula that she is a dolphin. Make her jump in the water while doing 'Flipper'
impersonations, and make sure the whole crew watches. When she snaps out of it and asks why she is wet, tell her that Katara beat her so bad, she doesn't remember the fight!
- Mina the Mischevious
177. After number 125 (socks + rugs static) Tell her she isn't the only lightning bender anymore.
178. Break her scale and every time she steps on it, it will say 350 pounds.
Then have a talk with her about over-eating and anorexia.
179. When she enters a room, have every one sing "I'm Bossy" or
"Honky-Tonk-Ba-Donka-Donk"
180. Bring a fire nation baby, with airbender tattoo's painted on it, and tell everyone that it is the Avatar's and Azula's child. Then take him/her to Azula and tell her she owes you 50 bucks for babysitting.
- Christian-Aero-Captain
A big thanks to all the reviews!
Do you guys think I should start doing 20 to a page?!
