Moon decided to take on the guy in black himself. The figure just smiled and flew at Moon, knocking him into the brick wall. Moon was now pissed as a brick wall hurts.
"Do you think you have the skills to play with me? Dirty Dan Dan Chan is more than you can take!" Dirty Dan taunted.
"I can take it like no one else can!" Moon shouted.
"GASP!" both Davy and Chris said together.
Rich ran towards Dirty Dan but he twirled and evaded Moon's attack. Moon let out a White Out, Moon Cleansing, but it was deflected and changed course, hitting a black hobo, and turned him into a postal worker. Dirty Dan let his whip crack, and caught Moon. Now Sexy Moon was tangled in the whip as Dirty Dan pulled him in closer.
"My, you didn't struggle much did you? Its hard to get my juices flowing with you?" Dan chuckled in Moon's face.
Davy started to stand up with Chris' help. He was red all over and shaking.
"I though we had something special! I'll never forgive you!" Davy shouted.
Leche came flying in and shot his milk, cutting the whip. Leche tossed something at Davy.
"What is this? It looks like a sex toy. Do I use it like this?" Davy started to unzip his pants.
Leche screamed. "NO! Sweet milk maidens, not there, Raise it into the air and shout out Nippy Mercury Power! TASTY FREEZE!"
Leche looked back down to Davy and saw that he was now licking the transformation stick in ways that rivaled Moon's popsicle technique. Chris slapped Davy upside the head and told him to transform.
Davy raised the stick and shouted out, "Nippy Mercury Power! TASTY FREEZE!"
Ice started to swirl around Davy and he transformed and posed with an ice cream, then he took a single lick of the ice cream and winked.
"How dare you toy with a young boy's heart Dirty Dan! In the name of Sexy Mercury, you shall be punished all night long with no safety words!"
"Oh, now we can play for real. Can you handle all of this?" Dirty Dan said to Mercury while licking the tip of his whip.
"I can handle a black man! An Asian man is nothing, I can take four of them at the same time," Mercury responded.
Everyone was in shock at what they just heard. Mercury just blushed and snapped his fingers and two ice trays popped out. He kissed each tray and they filled up with ice. Sexy Mercury slapped the trays on his ass to loosen up the ice and then flung them at Dirty Dan. The ice cubes didn't do much except hit Dan in the head a few times and annoy him.
"You may have beaten me this time, but I'll be back with new toys!" Dan shouted while drying his hair with a blow dryer he pulled out from his crotch area. Dan disappeared in a flash of rainbows. Sexy Mercury picked up an ice cubed and started to rub it over his body slowly as he moaned in pleasure.
"That was a tough battle, and this is the best way to cool down!" Davy whispered to himself.
Sexy Mercury has been found, but what about the others? The search contiues, next time on Sexy Soldiers!
"Dananas! Work It!"