The mysterious brown guy had snuck up on Warren G, who screamed like a girl, throwing up his skinny brown hands in the air.

"The hell is wrong with you? You're STUPID! I don't like you!" the mystery guy snapped.

"'Whatever,' you delicious cup of flan you, more like 'SMART'!" Warren G. laughed fanning himself in amusement as he though that his jokes were funny.

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALAN!" A scream rang from Conchita in the door way of the store.

"Hi, Aunty Conchita, you have some liquid churro for me?" Alan said rubbing his stomach and patting his donkey on the ass.

"Tony Tony Santos and I have been waiting for a taste of your cinnamon white milk for ages," he cheerily said, taking off his poncho and sombrero.

"I'll trade you for some of mama's green salsa and a couple tamales abuela made today," Alan said trying to bargain.

"STUPID! This isn't the time! You must help you teammates fight to save the world from falling in the black hands of domination. Now take this and transform!"

Conchita tossed a wand to Alan, who caught it in his sombrero.

"What is this? A long jalapeño?" Alan nibbled on the end of it.

"STUPID! Raise it in the air and shout out, SPICY JUPITER POWER! ZESTY!" Conchita yelled out.

"It's not very zesty or spicy Aunty Conchita," Alan replied as he tried to take a bite out of the wand.

No one really paid attention to the two brown people talking.

Quinn and Warren were about to give the final strike to the three Sexy Soldiers with their combined attack, Rainbow Colored Money of the World. They threw their hands into the air and it started to rain money and skittles. The money changed colors are were about to strike.

"SPICY JUPITER POWER! ZESTY!" Alan yelled out, interrupting Quinn C and Warren G. and stopping them in their tracks.

A flash of green light and Sexy Jupiter was born, he struck a pose as a giant jalapeño fell behind him and exploded with flavor.

"Sexy Soldier of Spiciness, Sexy Jupiter will explode in you mouth!" Sexy Jupiter gave his speech and let out his signature attack.

"Jalapeño Shock Poppers!" Delicious breaded covered cheeses jalapenos flew at Warren G and exploded around him, setting his soul ablaze with the spicy taste of defeat. Warren G. went flying into Quinn C. knocking her to the ground. She lost her hold and the Sexy Soldiers broke free.

"WARREN! Do you know how much this dress cost? $6500! OH MY GOD, how are you going to pay for it? Don't say with your body cause that wouldn't even bu you a stick of gum!" Quinn C. shouted in anger.

"Oh, no you didn't, love me long time girl. I am a delicate rose growing on the stem of sexiness spreading the world with my man scent," Warren G eyes sparkled and he held a rose in his brown lips.

Sexy Jupiter got annoyed at Warren and threw spicy jalapenos in his face.

"Ahhh! My beautiful brown eyes! They burn like a virgins first time!" Warren G. moaned in zesty pleasurable pain and disappeared in a shower of rainbow skittles.

Quinn C was still trying to get the dirt off her new dress, Sexy Mars decided that she will never come close to his richness and she needed to be punished.

"Heat Proof MITTENS!" Mars yelled, and a pair of mittens fell onto his hands.

"What is that going to do? You gonna slap her with them?" Moon wondered.

"HOT PLATE FURY!" Mars yelled, but this time he was prepared and he caught the hot plate with ease and tossed it at Quinn C. The money around her caught on fire, and so did her coat.

"AHHH! Do you know how much that was? ITS REAL FUR! $8400!" Quinn C. disappeared in a whirlwind of money, which also caught on fire as she left.

Mmmm, I like jalapenos. But anyway, Sexy Jupiter has been found, and the Sexy Soldiers have thwarted another of the Mistress Oprah's Evil Plans. What will happen next? Find out on Sexy Soldiers!

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