One day, a mischievous cupid flew lazily around the six kingdoms. She soared about looking for her next victim in the name of love. As she fluttered about in the Glass Kingdom, she spied Cinderella sitting by the pumpkin patch all by herself. Curious, she went to have a closer look…
Cinderella: (muttering to herself) Why must he raise his voice at me over something stupid anyway? It's not as though it is entirely my fault. Just because I suggested that we should hold our annual ball in the garden instead of the grand ballroom! It would be fun to try something new, right?
Cupid: (smiles to herself) Ah-hah! A problem to solve! This should be fun. (she rubs her hands in glee)
So the mischievous cupid flew away in search for Cinderella's Prince Charming. Luck was by her side for she found the apologetic prince merely a few yards away from his princess. Cupid smiles and took out her bow and a love arrow. She watched carefully as the prince made his way towards Cinderella, waiting for her chance to intervene.
Cupid steadies her bow and prepares to shoot as the prince almost reaches Cinderella. Suddenly, Princess Aurora and Prince Phillip appear. Cupid did not see the young couple arriving from her right since she was concentrating hard on an opening. She shot the arrow directly at Cinderella's behind just as the prince was about to tap her shoulder. (The prince was hesitating for a moment before reaching out for her).
Cinderella: (jumps) Ouch! What bit me? (Turns slightly)
As we watch, Cinderella spotted Prince Phillip and stared at him. Love music as sound effect begins playing.
Cupid: (looks in horror, her hands clapping against her cheeks) Oh no!
Cinderella got up and went to Prince Phillip. Sleeping Beauty and her Prince looks startled at the lovey-dovey look in Cinderella's eyes. Prince Charming stares in surprise
Cinderella: You are my one true love. (Grabs Prince Phillip's arm)
Prince Phillip: (startled) Eh, what are you trying to do? (tries to pull his arm away)
Aurora: Ellla, what are you trying to do? And right in front of Prince? (looks at Prince)
Cinderella: (looks at Aurora) He is my one true love. You, are you trying to destroy my happiness with him?
Prince Charming: Ella, what's going on? Are you doing this on purpose just to make me jealous?
Cinderella: (turns and stares) Who's trying anything? Phillip is my one true love.
Aurora: Ella, this is not funny! Prince is your one true love, not Phillip! Phillip is mine! (grabs Phillip's other arm)
Cinderella: (pulls Phillip) He's mine!
Aurora: (pulls Phillip) No, he's mine!
Brandy and Monica: The Boy is Mine
Phillip: (looking back and forth) Uhh girls…
Cinderella and Aurora: You stay out of this!
The two princesses continue crying out, "He's mine! No, he's mine!"
Phillip: (looks at Prince Charming) Help?
Prince Charming: (grabs Cinderella's arm) What are you trying to do? Why are you even doing this? Don't you love me anymore?
Cinderella: (shrugs off Prince's hand) Get lost, Prince! Phillip is the one I love!
Aurora: That's it! I've had enough! Phillip, let's return home, now! (pulls Phillip free from Cinderella and literally drags him away)
Cinderella: No! Phillip is mine, not yours! Phillip, oh Phillip! (starts to run after Phillip)
Prince Charming: (grabs Cinderella's hand) Ella! Have you lost it? Aurora's your best friend, and you had just tried to woo Phillip in front of her?
Cinderella: (shakes off Prince's hand) Let go of me! You have no right to tell me what to do in the first place!
Cinderella stomps away, the unseen arrow still stuck at her behind
Cupid: (looks in dismay) Oh no, whatever shall I do now?