A.N: Sorry for taking so long to update this! Cruise, then more travel, sick, school...gahhh...but! Anyway here it is and I hope you enjoy! Thoughts in bold, lyrics in Italics.

Disclaimer: I don't know, own, or anything else to Blur or Gorillaz.

Noodle pulled up to a gas station that was a good half an hour away. A crowd was standing to the side of the building...from where 2D was parked across the road, he could count six of them, not including Noodle. He disapproved all them immediately.

They smoke. 2D observed as he grabbed for a cig himself Nothing good ever came from smoking. He lit the cigarette and took a deep drag. Kids these days...

He looked down at his hand and realized what he was doing out of habit. After a quick laugh at himself he tossed the cig out the window onto the paved road. Noodle was finally getting out of her car and meeting up with the group. Two of them turned to acknowledge her, one a guy, the other a girl. 2D's eyes narrowed and zeroed in on the guy. Was this the lucky bastard she wanted to bring home? All he could tell was that he had black spiky hair and was taller than Noodle. 2D snorted at himself. It wasn't that hard to be taller than Noodle...she'd only grown to 5'5. The girl offered Noodle a cigarette. 2D took a deep breath in hoping that, even though she'd grown up with three men who smoked, she wouldn't pick up the habit herself. Fortunately, she declined the offer and the girl lit it up for herself. After that incident, Noodle pushed her way into the group and they began to chat. They formed a small circle and kept their voices low. 2D unbuckled himself and quietly stepped out of the car. If he was quiet enough, he could sneak around the other way side of the building and listen in on the group's conversation. That's exactly what he did...after tripping over several tree roots; nearly screaming out in pain a few time from a few new bruises he managed to obtain from, he made it. Ah well, it would all be worth it in the end if he could win his Noodle over.

"So I was thinking we should check out that new club," it was a male voice.

"Numbnuts, none of us are twenty-one yet," another male voice replied.

"I could get us in," Noodle chirped up. 2D shook his head, suddenly disgusted with himself. Why had he taught her that being famous got you such perks?

She's so high

"Wot?" asked an unfamiliar female voice.

"Are you that shit faced?" Male voice number one said, "or do you really not realize who this is?"

2D peeked around the corner...he could hear the voices just fine, but he wanted a face to go along with. The guy with the black spiked hair was putting an arm around Noodle's shoulders and pulled her close.

"It's Noodle!"

"Noodle?" shit-faced female voice asked, who was actually a very attractive girl in 2D's point of view. She was tall and thin...almost too thin for her own good. She wore black hooker boots, a plaid short, short skirt, and a black halter top. Her long blonde hair was silky and ran half way down her back, not a single curl or kink in it. 2D shook his head, she might be pretty, but she could easily pass as a hooker.

"You mean like...pasta?"

She had the brains of one too...or she was really, really drunk.

"Anna!" the guy with black spiky hairpiped up, "Noodle...from Gorillaz..."

Ah, so 'shit-faced hooker' is Anna 2D thought to himself as he tilted his head to the side, the name doesn't match her.

"OH!" cried Anna, her words slurring, "I didn' recognize her. Is that the reason you invited her? So you could get into that club an' all? Since she's all famous and whatnot." 2D frowned as he realized that male voice number one was black spiky-haired guy. He scowled at Anna.

"No, this isn't why," he defended himself against Anna, "she brought that up herself!"

Noodle looked up, her eyes catching in the moonlight and 2D had to suppress a gasp of amazement. Her eyes were so beautiful and these lucky, lucky people got the opportunity to see them up close.

"Yeah," Noodle said with a slight smile, "Tyler's right, I suggested it." With that she moved even a little bit closer to Tyler, "It's a bit cold though..." his arm became tighter around her, "we should get going."

Ok, Tyler, black spiky-hair guy, Anna, 'shit-faced hooker,' 2D reviewed to himself as he watched the group make their way back to the cars. Two of the guys and Anna piled into one car, a girl who hadn't spoken up yet got into her own car, and the last guy and girl walked deeper into the parking lot, they looked similar enough to be siblings, so 2D decided that they were. From the confused expressions on their face they had probably forgot where their car was. However, 2D didn't pay too much attention to them, because as Noodle half walked, half skipped, to her car, Tyler wasn't too far behind.

"Mind if I ride with you?" he asked coming up behind her as she pulled her keys out of her pocket to unlock the Camry.

"Oh!" cried Noodle, turning around quickly and blushing, "Iie, no, no, not at all! Go ahead and get in!" Tyler accept the 'invite' and made his way around the car and slid into the passenger seat as Noodle started the car up. They were talking - the singer could tell by their lips moving, but because they were now in a car, he couldn't hear them. They stayed there for a while though, engine running, gasoline wasting, and talking. 2D grew more and more horrified as they continued to talk...Noodle would smile, Tyler would say something, Noodle would laugh and say something back, in turn making Tyler smile.

So this is the lucky bastard...

Then to 2D's dismay, he watched as Tyler leaned towards Noodle and placed a hand on her shoulder. This caused 2D to fume...no one got to lay a hand on Noodle except for him! He didn't want to watch anymore but he couldn't pull his eyes away. Noodle said something quickly and then turned to him, her face in the expression of a question. Tyler didn't answer though, he just leaned closer and kissed Noodle. Noodle didn't pull away though, she only leaned closer, deepening the kiss.

I want to crawl all over her

2D stumbled backwards as if someone had just shot him in the heart. Noodle was someone else's girl now...not his. He furrowed his eyebrows.

No...no...This won't last long. Noodle's gonna see that I am the only guy for her He glanced back over at Tyler...who was still kissing Noodle She's going to be my girl...and he's only put himself in his own damn trap.