"Ugh…. It says Orochimaru's Sound 5! Join Now! I shall feed you, house you, molest you, and aw….what the heck….just join me and I shall make you powerful! NOTE: I will NOT molest you while you are asleep and I DO NOT look like Michael Jackson, OK?!"
Sakon smiled with a daft look in his eyes.
"You see that? Free food!"
"Yeah, so?" Ukon said with a clueless expression.
"You're a real idiot, ya know… If you haven't noticed, WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN A WEEK. WE ARE HOMELESS AND HAVE NO MONEY, YOU RETARD!"
Ukon slapped his younger brother across his face, the impact's force being too much for his flimsy body to handle, causing him to fly all the way out of the alley they were taking shelter in, into the middle of the street.
BEEP BEEP CRASH BOOM KABOM…..crunch…eh, a couple screams wouldn't hurt….
"Oh, umm…..oops…."
Ukon quickly ran over to Sakon to recover his body. Sakon was alive, but barely breathing.
He said with a weak voice, "Brother...h-he-help…. "...Get over it, ya fool!" Ukon shouted while dragging his brother's body back to the alley, all the while Sakon was coughing up blood and getting his face torn apart by the hard gravel of the road scraping against him, leaving a trail of blood.
"Oh, shit!" Ukon yelled rather loudly, noticing the blood trail, causing innocent pedestrians and children to stare.
"There's nothing to see here! Stop staring! Move along people! We all have things to do!" Sweat started to pour down the frightened teen's face. He looked around, turned over Sakon's face, and scrubbed at the gravel roughly with his brother's own face, in attempt to wipe away the trail of blood. Obviously it didn't work, causing him to scrub harder, causing the other side of Sakon's face to get torn apart and more blood to appear.
"Aw! Come on! This is so unfair! Sakon! Why is your face so hard to get rid of blood with! Grrr…." Ukon was getting pissed….VERY pissed….and guess what… He scrubbed harder!
"Nii-san….stop….it hurts…."
"Grrrrrr…..Shuttup! Just pretend that Elmo is here, right beside you, then everything will be alright!" Sakon's flesh was gone, Ukon was wiping the street with his skull…. Sakon was dying and wasn't moving.
"Crap….TO OROCHIMARU!" Ukon took a Gai-like pose and picked up his brother.
Second Chapter...:D