ok! wow...this is fast...well, i've got lots of chapters ta post, so these aren't gonna be very long. oooh...this is a good one...lots o' new stuff, even Einstein (jk! well, there's one part...kudos to anyone who replies with the phrase!)...and no one's gonna read this, so ON WITH THE SHOW!

Rei: mad shut up with the damn show stuff! its just an effin story!
Me: haha, i made Rei mad!
Ed: huh?
Bella: (sneaks up behind us) (screams) ON WITH THE DAMN STORY ALREADY!
Everyone else: (jumps fifty feet in the air) Bella!

Bella glanced around the abandoned room. People were all over, covered in blood. That blondie must have killed them…but why? She heard a door slam shut off in the distance, and motioned to Rei to follow her. Hm…Angel's not complaining, just following orders. What happened to "No way am I gonna take orders from you"? Oh well…I shouldn't complain, I guess…

They ran into a large room, and instantly saw Father Cornello standing on the raised platform. The blondie and suit of armor were there to, fighting a chimera while Cornello watched.

"Hm…to help or not to help…that is the question," Rei said.

"Well…blondie looks like he can take care of himself…" the blondie had just killed the chimera, "…so…no help." Bella looked back at Cornello. "Now, that freak has my stone, so let's get it!"

"Wait -" Rei tried to stop her, but Bella was already off. Hm…I could let her fight alone…but then Mustang would kill me…Damn! She ran after Bella, who had grabbed the ring Cornello had dropped.

"Hey, girl. Give me that ring back!" Cornello was angry. VERY angry.

Bella put on the ring. "Wow, lookie at that. It's a perfect fit! I think I'm gonna keep it. See ya!" She used her teleportation to go back to where she and Rei had been watching.

Argh…I'm gonna kill her later…but for now, why not kill him! Rei slapped her hands together, closing her eyes. She opened them, then raised her hands as if calling some unseen power. Rain clouds gathered in the building, raining down on Cornello and the chimera's body. Hm…how about…THIS! She froze the rain, and it pelted Cornello. Meanwhile, she froze the chimera and transmuted it into a pile of wet dirt.

"Yay! Score one for Angel and me!" Bella jumped down, practically hitting Rei in the process.

"Hey! Baka! Try not to hit me next time, would ya!" Rei was not in the mood for hyper alchemists.

Bella pouted. "Wait…where's Koneko? And the stone?"

The blondie started. "What stone?"

Bella looked at him, while Rei picked up the ring. "The Philosopher's Stone, blondie. You ready, Rei?" Rei nodded, and they ran off.

The blondie got mad. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHO – wait, blondie?"

Bella and Rei ran into an alley outside the church. Koneko jumped onto Rei's shoulder, and she smiled slightly.

"Yay! Rei smiled!"

Rei glared at Bella. "Never mind…you do have the stone, right? Let me see it."

Bellathrew the ring to Rei, who quickly threw it back. "It's not the one. It's a fake, like…"

"Like what?"

"Nothing."

Bella looked at the ring and sighed. "Oh well…so where –"

"GIVE US THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE BACK!" The blondie and the suit of armor ran down the alley, looking mad.

"Bella, drop the ring." Rei had an evil glint in her eyes.

"But -"

"Bella. Drop the damn ring!"

Bella pouted. "Fine." She dropped the ring, and backed up. Rei slapped her hands together behind her back, and Bella smiled evilly. So, she's got a plan…this should be fun!

Rei brought her left hand forward, palm up. "Why do you seek the stone, blondie? For wealth?" false gold formed in her hand. "For riches?" the gold turned to gems "For…power?" the gems glowed and became a ball of energy.

The suit of armor was shocked. "Um…We just want it so -"

The blondie spoke up. "Give us the stone, and you won't get hurt."

"Sorry." Rei flashed an evil grin. "No can do. Ya see," she made the ball disappear "we need it too."

Bella was getting bored. She was just about to speak up when Rei continued.

"However…I suppose we could trade…"

"What do you want?"

"Hm…Bella, what do we want?"

"Well…" she pretended to look thoughtful. "How about…"

Blondie darted forward to get the ring. He looked triumphant, but… "WTF!" His hand passed right through it.

Rei grinned evilly again. She threw the ring in the air, and it landed on the ground, shattering. "Whoops…Sorry!" She and Bella ran off.

Bella was laughing like a maniac. "Did you see the look on blondie's face!"

"Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist."

"What?"

"He was the Fullmetal Alchemist."

"And how -"

"I've seen him before."

"Then -"

"The suit of armor was his brother. But I didn't feel any life coming from it, which is what confuses me."

"Feel life?"

"Didn't Mustang tell you? One reason I'm called Angel's Daughter is because I can feel if someone is alive or dead. Like an angel."

"Oh…but his brother is alive! It was talking!"

"Hm…I think I know what he did…that would make sense…" she seemed to be talking to herself, rather than Bella.

"Hey, Rei, you still awake? Where are we going next?"

"To Youswell Mining Town."