Heya! here's the firs' par' o' cha'er 3, k? i don' gots par' two yet (glares at email) cause they didn't send it...somehow i do have part one of cha'er 4, though...odd...oh well, i'll gets ye the next bit soon! its really funny (laughs head off)

"Hmmm? I wonder if we'll ever see blondie again" Bella said as she kicked a pebble on the ground. She and Rei had just gotten off the train at Youswell Coal Mines.

"He was kinda hot." Bella thought out loud. She clasped her hands over her mouth.

"Holy shit! That was supposed to stay inside my head!"

Rei hit her on the head.

"Baka! This is no time to be thinking about boys!" She said in a forceful, yet calm voice. "If you want the stone so badly, you must stop getting distracted and FOCUS!"

"Whatever…." Bella said. She put her hands behind her head as they continued to walk closer to the little inn. They needed somewhere to stay, and this was the only available place for miles. Bella opened the door to the inn.

"Uh… excuse me? We need a place to stay?" she said. All the people inside looked at her. Bella leaned over to Rei.

"Did I say something wrong?" she whispered.

A Few minutes later

"Tw-two-two thou-thou-sand-sand dollars?" Bella stuttered. She was quite shocked at how much the owner was charging for a night's stay and food. Rei opened her mouth to say something, but it seemed Bella snapped.

"HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH CHARGING PEOPLE THAT MUCH!" she yelled.

"We don't get much business here. You are our first customers." Said a young boy, whose name was Khayal. "Plus, the prices are the same everywhere else."

Rei pulled Bella away from the crowd to talk.

"How are we gonna pay for this! We don't have the money!" Rei hissed.

"Hmm? Well, let's just go and transmuted some rocks into gold." Bella said.

"That's against the rules!" Rei said.

"So." Bella shrugged "Not like it's ever stopped me before."

"Fine… We'll do it" Thanks a lot Mustang! Giving me a partner who's downright evil! And she's actually fine with it! No guilt at all!

"Plus, I think I can get us a discount" Bella smirked.

"How?" asked Rei.

"Just watch and learn the ways of the Devil." Said Bella. She grinned evilly to herself.

"Hey uh mister owner dude!" Bella said to the owner. "I see that your coal pick is broken? Would you like me to fix it for you?"

"How are you going to do that? You don't have any tools." Said the owner.

Bella picked up the two pieces to the pick and laid them down on the table. Everyone looked at her as she drew a transmutation circle. She clapped her hands together and touched the pick. There was a big smoke cloud, and when it cleared, there lied the pick, good as new. Bella got on top of the table.

"Behold! MY AWSOME, AWSOMENESS!" she shouted. Rei rolled her eyes at her immature partner.

"Wow. Our first customers are alchemists!"

"This rocks!"

Later

Bella and Rei were sitting at the table. Bella looked at the plate of food being handed to her and smiled. Rei was quietly petting Koneko as her plate of food was placed in front of her. Bella was about to start eating her food when Khayal came running inside the inn.

"We have more customers!" he shouted. Rei and Bella looked up to see it was the Fullmetal Alchemist and his brother. Bella shot up from her seat.

"Dude! Why the hell are you stalking us!" Bella yelled.

Ed looked at surprised.

"You're those girls from Lior!"

"Yes, I think we all know that stalker." Bella said.

"I am not a stalker!" Ed yelled

"Sure you aren't Fullmetal…."

"Hey? How do you know who I am?"

Bella smirked. Oh no… She's getting a bad idea……thought Rei.

"Because, I can read minds!" Bella shouted! "And right now, you are thinking: Oh god, is that brunette hot or what!" Bella started laughing as Ed started to blush. Hmmmm? Maybe Bella isn't joking, because now Fullmetal is blushing. Maybe she really can read minds……Rei thought as she looked at Bella. Bella stopped laughing and looked at Ed.

"What? Was that what you were really thinking? Because I was just joking around." She said. Ed blushed even more

"No! It's just umm……." he stopped.

Bella jumped up in the air

"Yay! The Fullmetal Alchemist thinks I'm hot!" she shouted.

"Hey! I do not think you're hot!" Ed yelled.

Bella grinned. Ooh! I have an idea!

"Oh my gosh! Soon I'll be dating the great Fullmetal, then we'll get married, then we'll have kids, then-" she stopped and literally fell on the ground laughing.

Rei rolled her eyes again as Bella kept laughing and Edward screaming at her that none of that would ever happen.

"NONE OF THAT IS TRUE! I DON'T THINK YOU'RE HOT AT ALL! YOU ARE JUST ANNOYING!" Ed yelled

Bella stopped laughing and looked up at Ed with a sad face.

"You mean we aren't going to a tropical island for our honeymoon?" Bella looked as though she was gonna cry, but then her face lit up.

"Oh well, I have better chances with the Colonel anyways." She was laughing like a maniac. Rei sighed and grabbed a glass of water that was sitting on the table and drenched Bella with it. She gave a sly smile as Bella shot up and started screaming at her.

"That shut her up" Ed said.

"SHUT UP FULLMETAL!" Bella yelled. Rei hit her on the head with the empty glass, making it shatter.

"Shut the hell up Wings." Bella glared at Rei.

"Do….not call me……… by my…….. last name……" Bella said.

"Wait-" the manager said as he pointed to Ed, "You're the Fullmetal Alchemist?"

"Dude, what have I been screaming for the past five minutes?" Bella said.

The other coal miners grabbed Ed and his brother and literally threw them out. Bella raced towards the door.

"That's what you get for messing with the Devil's Angel Alchemist!" She yelled and started laughing. She gasped as someone grabbed her by her arms and threw her out as well. Bella fell in head-first into the dirt. Rei decided not to be thrown out and walked outside.

"Hahahahaha! Looks like the Devil's Angel got kicked out too!" Ed yelled laughing his head off. Bella shot up and started chasing Ed around the outside of the inn.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bella screamed in frustration. "GET BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE! LEMME BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!"

Rei turned to the coal miners.

"We don't serve dogs of the military" the owner said, as if he was reading her mind. As they were walking back Ed's brother yelled.

"Ummm….. I'm a civilian! I'm not a "state" anything!" he said.

"Oh, then come on in!" the coal miners said.

"Al! You traitor! How can you be leaving me with the psycho girl?" Ed yelled.

"Who are you calling a psycho!" Bella screamed, still chasing Ed around. She looked like she was about to kill him. Al and the rest of the coal miners went back inside the inn. After about thirty minutes, Bella was very tired from chasing Ed around and she collapsed on the ground.

"I hate you Fullmetal……" she said.

"Bella…. Instead of trying to beat the crap out of Fullmetal, you could have used your dematerialization to grab us some food from the inn." Rei said.

Bella's stomach growled as she sighed.

"And you tell me this now, why?" She asked, still lying on the ground. "I'm too tired so I won't be able to anyways….. I think I'm gonna eat my glove." She said. She pulled off her right glove and stuck it in her mouth.

"Mmmmm………. Tasty……" she said sarcastically with a hint of boredom.

MWAHAHAHA! i love seeing Bella chase Ed...its so amusing, especially when she's screaming at the top of her lungs...hehe...

well, since no one's responded to my previous question (glares), i'm gonna start a new one...and it is...

...which pair do you think is best? (choose one from 1 and one from 2)

1a) EdxBella

1b) EdxRei

2a) AlxBella

2b) AlxRei

so HAPPY WEEKEND TO ALL YA PEOPLE! and r&r, plz!