k, one person reviewed so...they get FUDGE! hands fudge to beautifly92 THANK YOU!

so, to reply to that, me friends (Kira and Ember, don't forget!) say this:

Ember: LOL! tell them it's both! it's EdxBella and EdxRei and BellaxEnvy and AlxRei! cuz that is what it is! lol! that's funny!(then she said this) wait tell them this:Ed and Bella like each other. Ed likes Rei too, Rei likes Ed, Envy likes Bella, Bella hates Envy. and Al likes Rei. that's what it is!

Kira: hehe...score one for Rei! (puts a tally under Rei's name on imaginary scoreboard) hehe...oh, if you're looking at Ember's confusing love diamond (points up) its not that complicated...well, if you can actually look at it...

ok, on with the story!

A while later…

"Besides us, there are two more in the engine room and four more in the first-class car guarding the general," a beat-up bandit said. "There are four in the coach car standing guard in different locations."

Hmm…so General Hakuro really is here…Rei thought.

Bella, being Bella, smiled innocently. "And the rest?" she asked, raising her fist.

"Th-that's it! Really! There's no more!" he stuttered.

"There's still ten more of them!" one passenger shouted.

"What're you going to do now? When they hear you beat up their men, they might come retaliate…!" another cried.

Al sighed. "If somebody (looks at Ed) was more mature, this might have ended peacefully."

"You can't move forward if you keep regretting the past!" Ed and Bella replied.

Rei sighed. "Whatever. Ed and I will go above, and Bella and Al will take them from below."

As Ed started climbing out the window, one passenger asked, "Wh…who are you guys?"

Bella grinned. "We're alchemists!" she replied.

Ed climbed out the window, immediately blown back by the wind. Rei grabbed his hand before he blew away, and he screamed "Whoa! Wind pressure, WIND PRESSURE!" like he was going to die.

How uncool…Rei thought.

Random Person Thoughts: I have a bad feeling about this…

Finally, Ed climbed onto the roof, and helped Rei up. "Well then," he said as they began to sprint towards the front. "Why don't we give it a shot!"

It took them a while to figure out how to run without Rei, being lightweight, getting blown back from the wind. Eventually, close to the front, someone inside the car started firing up at them. "Whoa, that was too close!" Ed said as they jumped onto a platform. He pulled off his left shoe, where a bullet had hit. He looked up to see Rei pushing up her right sleeve and yank a bullet from the elbow joint. "You've got automail too?" he asked, surprised.

Rei nodded, then stood up. "My right arm and left leg, same as you." Ed just blinked, and finally Rei sighed. "We should take the engine room first," she grinned, "and I've got a plan."

They jumped to the engine car, where Rei leaned over and threw one of the bullets in. Ed watched as she knocked out one of the bandits and the train workers hit the other. He followed Rei out the other window, and the driver asked if there was anything he could do to help.

"Just drive safely, please!" he replied, then climbed up the ladder after Rei.

A bandit looked out of a window, shooting at Rei, but she dodged. Ed, in a moment of insanity (well…maybe not insanity, cause he always does stuff like this…), transmuted a cannon on the top of the train, shooting the bandit. "It's not nice to shoot at girls!" he shouted.

"Hey! What are you doing to the tender car! That's got the water and coal for the whole train!" the driver shouted (ahh…lots and lots of shouting…)

"Oh! Sorry!" Ed replied as Rei grinned again. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" he asked.

She nodded. "Time to wash out the bandits!"

Meanwhile…

Bella and Al had taken out most of the bandits, and only had one car left. Bella, seeing another bandit, hid behind Al, listening as he warned them of the ricochet and they, like the idiots they were, fired and got hit.

"Ha ha!" she celebrated. "Take that, you piece of shit! Whoa!" she tripped.

"Hey, look out!" Al caught her before she fell. "You should be more careful!"

"Yeah, yeah, I know," Bella grinned. "Well, let's go. We don't want to keep them waiting!"

Back to Ed and Rei…

Ed had transmuted a pipe and flooded the car, then he and Rei ran inside.

"Whoa!" Bella jumped aside as the water rushed past, carrying bandits. Al opened the door, and they continued down the train. She looked up, and glared at Ed. "You two are a bit late, you know…" she said.

Ed raised his hands in defense. "Well, we were taking care of the engine room! And besides," he grinned, "you two had the short way!"

"Look out!" Al cried as Bald (the bandit leader dude) stood up.

"You're just a little brat!" he cried as he charged at Ed, who dodged. Rei came up behind the hijacker, and he span around, shooting wildly with his automail left arm. Rei dodged the bullets, and ran up, cutting off the gun. With the leader distracted, Bella walked up and slammed her fist into his head, knocking him out.

"Ya know," Rei began as she nudged the twitching body, "you didn't have to hit him so hard. I bet Mustang would have loved to do it for you."

Bella grinned evilly. "But who would've wanted to let him have all the fun?" she replied.

Rei just sighed.

"Hey. Fullmetal," some creepy dude said (Me: hehe…take that, Mustang!).

Ed and Bella glared (who would've guessed?).

"Oh, hello, Colonel," Al said. Rei just ignored everyone.

"What's with all the unhappy faces?" Colonel Roy Mustang asked. (Me: as if he didn't know, that – Rei: uh…ignore her!)

"#$...we wouldn't have helped if we knew it was in your district!" Bella screamed. She seemed to be out of her mind.

"You still don't like me, huh?"

"Well, lemme think…no! Wanna ask again?" Ed replied sarcastically.

Mustang just ignored him. "What about you, Angel? Any luck?"

Rei flinched at the name, and Bella saw hatred and pain flash in her eyes. "I would suggest you find a new name, Colonel," she said coldly, "before I decide your life isn't worth saving."

"No good, I guess." Roy sighed, and turned to Bella. "And what about you, Miss Wings?"

Bella was saved from beating the crap out of him (Me: cause she would've killed him otherwise…good time to run…(runs away)) by a rebelling bandit.

One of Bald's cronies (well, it would be Bald, but he's kinda…uh…dead…) grabbed a knife and charged at Mustang, only to be burned when the Colonel snapped his fingers.

"I took it easy on you. If you try to resist again, I'll turn you into ask, got it?"

"Damn you…who the hell are you?"

"Roy Mustang. Rank: Colonel. And one more thing.

"I'm the "Flame Alchemist." Don't forget that."

hey, i just remembered...i never told you who wrote what! so here it is, and i'm gonna add it to the rest:

1 - Ember

2 - Kira

3 - Ember

4 - Kira

and on and on and on...basically, the odd numbered chapters are by Ember, and the even numbered ones are by Kira, got that? ...why didn't i just say that? its so much easier...oh well, plz review! the authors (the real ones) love it!

another note from Kira:

did you notice how Rei grins a lot? that's not the same as smiling! when she grins, you definitely don't want to be her enemy, cause she's either got some evil plan, or she's going to just plain kick your butt, and if she smiles (which she's only done...twice, i think) she's actually happy. SO DON'T START THINKING SHE'S ALL HAPPY WHEN SHE GRINS! she's just ready to kill someone...and its gonna be you...jk! hehehe...