A/N: well ive just updated all in the same day and all! Yaay s when I wake up 2marrow ill have tons of review presents!

Chapter 3

Smoked olives r very good!

They look like a tastey goods.

1 day he lefty

stolen by a thefty

p.s theyre reall god.

I woke up in a drinken faze in a bed. With norrington over me, our beards clashed in a furious passion w/ a lot of fource.

Then will came in & w/ a gostly stare. Scream. Norington replied w/ a lot of fource + much passion twisted added in. " I brought u 2 here after u passed out at the rock concert.

"U can't keep us in ur gaint castle ever norington." Jef said w/ much emo.

"weel ull nvr escape w/ my vampire gost powers!" norington said. Then his straggly hair waved to me.

And then Davy Jones and barbossas umbled out of the vent w/ much force and love. Then a sweedsh meatball hit the freedom trigor & will and geff escaped tp their-

CLIFYYYYYY CLIFFY CLIFFY