A/N: OOOOOH DISTRESSING SITUATIONS! WHAT WILL WE THINK UP NEXT?!?!

Surprise, I've already finished the next chappie. But if you want it, you'll have to REEEEVVIIIEWWWW.

MOOOOOOHAHAHAHA.

APOV

I led the way to Rose and Emmett's room. As soon as I had opened the door, we were greeted with the sight of a large, red, shiny round thing.

"OOH! A giant apple! I always wanted one of those!" said Edward, clapping. I wondered if he were trying to take the place of Emmett since he was gone.

I moved closer to inspect the object.

"Uh, no. It's Rosalie's behind." I said, walking around and staring at the beautiful vampire who was curled up in a ball.

Rosalie sensed our stares and got up, stretching. She proceeded to pad across the large bed on her hands and knees. Once she reached the end she let out a faint 'meow' and jumped off, landing stealthily on her feet, much like a cat.

"Err, Rosalie, are you imitating a cat?" Edward looked at her worriedly. I, myself was worrying about the sanity of all my brothers and sisters.

"Uh, sorry, that would be my fault." Jasper said, looking quite sorrowful. I wondered if that was because he had been caught or he felt bad. I decided on the latter. My Jazzy was so innocent.

Jasper placed his hand on Rosalie's shoulder and gave her some 'normality' or 'common sense' or 'dull down' maybe to cancel out the 'intent' he had accidentally overdosed her on earlier.

It worked. Rosalie stood up and gave us all a condescending look. "What is it?" she asked annoyed.

"Were you imitating a cat?" Edward chuckled.

Rosalie looked embarrassed. She turned away from us huffily.

"No."

RPOV

Obviously plan IBIAC wasn't going as well as I liked. But not to worry, I had a few tricks up my sleeve. I was sure Emmett would worry about me if I were imitating a cat. Of course, he was no where to be found.

"Have you seen Bella, Rosalie?" Edward asked me suddenly.

"NO!" I said a little too quickly and a little too forcefully. And unfortunately my thoughts gave me away.

"Rosalie…" he said sternly.

I sighed.

"Fine. I saw her go down the stairs earlier." I said and with that I proceeded to leave the room. I was going to find Emmett and imitate a cat and he was going to show me all the love and care in the world.

JPOV

MUAHAHAHAHA. My evil plan was working wonderfully. Edward had just uncovered the information that Bella was downstairs. Now I just had to give him a little poke over the edge and mass chaos would ensue.

MUAHAHAHAHA.

Must keep thoughts concealed.

EPOV

"Downstairs!" I cried, pointing in the general direction of the stairs.

I led the way down. We came out in the foyer area in front of the door.

"AHA!" I cried, pointing to something in the distance that looked distinctly red and blobby. "A clue!"

Alice followed quickly behind me. Yes, you could always trust Alice to follow a plan.

We both bent down and looked over the red blob.

I pulled out my zip lock bag and placed both red blobs next to each other.

Yes, yes, they seemed to match. Although the new one smelled somewhat sweeter. Probably because it was fresh.

Jasper hovered over our shoulders looking once again very skeptical.

I took out my handy dandy tweezers and picked up the new blob, sticking it in the bag with the old one.

BRIIIIILLIIIAAANNTTT!

APOV

After Edward had collected his 'second clue', we started walking around the room.

I could not pick up Bella's scent in the room. And neither could Edward.

"That's strange." I commented as we walked through another hallway. This house was much too huge for its own good.

"Yes, yes it is." Said Edward in another detective voice. I was sure he would be holding a magnifying glass soon and smoking a pipe. Though I knew he needed neither.

"Edward." Came the voice of Jasper from behind us. Maybe Jazzy was finally giving up being so unhelpful and joining in the search.

"Yes Jasper?" Edward said, opening a linen closet to have a look inside.

"Do you think she might've fallen into one of the trapdoors you installed here back in the day." Maybe it was just me, but I could sense a trace of mischief in his voice.

Edward visibly shivered.

"Didn't we nail those down, though?" I asked hopefully.

"Not all of them." Jasper muttered quietly. I shot him another look, but he turned away.

Suddenly we were greeted by the large sight of Emmett's back huddled over what looked like a large green bowl.

"EMMETT!" Edward cried, running over to him.

EPOV

I finally found Emmett. Not quite who I was looking for, but he could help us in our search.

As I approached him, I smelled something sweet and slightly tangy.

I peered over his shoulder to see a green bowl filled with red goopy stuff.

JELLO!

"Emmett…" I started warningly. He grabbed his bowl, spun around to face me, and held it to his chest protectively.

"Edward! Good to see you old chap!" he said innocently.

"Emmett…why are you making jello?"

Emmett's face broke out into a huge grin, "Because…I'm hungry!" he said triumphantly.

"Emmett, you don't eat." Alice said slowly.

Emmett's face crumpled.

HEHE, I'm going to feed it to Bella. I mean –cue elevator music-
His thoughts said.

"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FEED THIS TO BELLA!" I cried, grabbing at the bowl frantically.

"Oh, why I would never!" Emmett said defensively, holding onto the bowl tightly.

"Alice, a little help here?" I said, still grabbing for the bowl.

"Emmett. Throw that Jello away and come help us find Bella. You are not giving her any more of that wretched stuff." Alice said commandingly.

Emmett hung his head like a little kid. "Sorry." He said, surrendering his bowl of jello.

I took it and went to dispose of it.

As soon as I was back from flushing the jello, I turned to my group of searchers.

"Well, Rosalie said she saw Bella going downstairs. So she's somewhere down here. Let's stay together and look, that way none of us will get any funny ideas. Hmm?" I gave them all a hard look. HEHEHEHEHEHE. My Bella and I would be together soon enough.

As we continued down the hall I remembered something.

"Emmett, was that you dropping jello all over the floor?" I glared at him, daring him to lie.

He hung his head again, "I didn't do it on purpose though. It's hard to mix all that goopy chunky stuff."

I shook my head. All my clues were fake. MY LIFE IS A LIE!

"Hey Edward." Emmett said after a while of walking in silence and looking through random doors. "I need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"Okay." I said sadly. But then a thought struck me. "YOU DON'T USE THE BATHROOM!" I yelled. But he was already gone.

I growled under my breath, this was harder than expected.

JPOV

Yes, yes, Edward was about to crack, I could feel it. This was easier than I expected.

APOV

I'm worried.

BPOV

Meow

EMPOV

MUAHAHAHAHA.

RPOV

I walked through the rooms in search of my dear husband. Where could he be?

Suddenly I heard Edward shout his name

"EMMETT!" he cried. I heard a flurry of voices.

I huffed. They were probably going to drag him away to go search for Bella. Not fair.

I know!

A wonderful idea popped into my head. The trapdoors…yes, this was definitely going to have to work.

A/N: MUAHAHAHA so many questions so little answers.

Where did Emmett disappear to? Where is Bella? When will Edward be reunited with his true love? And what is Rosalie planning...come to think of it...what is Jasper (the evil mastermind) planning?!?!

All these questions and more could be answere IF YOU REVIEW!

Like I said before I've already got ze' next chappie but I'm not putting it up till' I get a decent amount of reviews. SO REVIEW!

-kisses-