A/N: You people are just too nice! 42 reviews for just two chapters! So for my thanks I'd like to make this chapter real long for you!

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Sai: 5

Sasuke: 6

Neji: 1

Looks like Sasuke is in the lead! Oh and I'd like to dedicate this chapter to kasaiaisu and Envy Me 5-6-7-3 they've been such a great support!

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto if I did then people would know that Orochimaru is gay on the show and in the manga. So that we wouldn't be living a lie. And I'd also be filthy rich.

Chapter 3: Shopping trouble.

Kakashi and Sasuke were walking together along the aisles. People were giving weird looks. Some were giving cute looks that said aren't-you-just-the-cutestet-thing! And others were just giving them looks of curiosity, because its not everyday that you see a dog and cat walking next to each other without fighting.

They turned and found an empty aisle with a lot of good stuff for cats and dogs.

" Finally no more people.'' said Sasuke as he sat down.

" Hey weren't not supposed to be talking right now! '' scolded Kakashi. He took a seat right next to Sasuke.

Sasuke looked around. '' Well nobody is here anyways.'' Kakashi looked around too and saw no one in this aisle. Suddenly Kakashi sniffed the air and looked at the other end of the aisle. What he saw was Akamaru glaring at them well mostly at Sasuke. Sasuke turned and saw Akamaru too. He cringed in fear.

Normally you'd think that he would keep his cool and do his bad ass act. But nope he was scared for the first no wait second time of his life he was scared. The first time was when he ' accidently ' walked in on Sakura when she was changing. And it goes down hill from there. But now he was a poor defenseless cat who can get eaten by any dog.

His only sign of protection was Kakashi who was busy reading his perverted book. Forget it he was better off having Neji as a bird defend him than that pervert of a dog.

Akamaru started growling. He got into a position that was very scary from Sasuke's point of view. Akamaru started running towards Sasuke with incredible speed. He tackled Sasuke hard on the floor. Kakashi just looked at the two for a brief second and went back to reading his book. What a friend.

" Who are you? '' growled Akamaru as he was on top of the poor kitty.

' Wait a second I can understand him? ' Thought Sasuke in belief. " I'm just a regular cat looking for some pet supplies.'' He tried his best to sound brave. He just prayed that Akamaru wouldn't hurt him. He looked over to Kakashi again. He was reading his book and giggling like a little school girl. Sasuke's eye twitched what the hell could he be reading to make him giggle like that? On second thought it was best if he never found out.

" Liar! Your chakra is too powerful for a normal cat! Same goes for that mutt over there.'' He pushed Sasuke harder on the floor. " If you don't want to die feline then tell me your name.''

Sasuke had no choice but to tell Akamaru. If he wanted to live then he would have to tell him the truth. " The truth is me and that mutt over there aren't really animals.'' Akamaru looked at him weird. " I'm Uchiha Sasuke and he is Hatake Kakashi.''

" Ya right and Naruto is smart. There is no way that you could be Sasuke Uchiha he is out on a mission right now. And anyways you look too weak to be him.''

Sasuke's eyes turned red. He was mad how dare he call him weak. He was Sasuke Uchiha the one of last surviving members of the Uchiha clan. An Anbu squad captain, the guy with the biggest fan club in all of Konoha. Well that last bit wasn't important, but at least it was something!

He hissed and pushed Akamaru off of him. " Don't you ever call me weak.'' He said in a low and dangerous tone. Akamaru was surprised that the cat could push him off. And what was more surprising was that his eye's turned red and they had little wheels on them. Wait a second red eyes plus wheels..Holy Crap! He really is Uchiha Sasuke!

( With Neji and Naruto)

" Wow there sure are a lot of animal stuff here.'' Said Naruto as he was looking around. He and Neji were in an empty aisle so they could talk freely.

" Well this is a pet shop. Thanks for stating the obvious..idiot.'' Said the bird annoyingly. He was perched high on one of the counter tops. Safe from any danger and stupidity...well almost.

" Hey take that back you white-eyed freak! '' yelled Naruto. He was sitting on the floor all by himself.

Neji's eye twitched. White-eyed freak? That little bastard how dare he call him a freak! His eyes were special they held the power of a blood limit. And him and idiot making fun of his blood line is messed up. He was going to get it now! He was going to get pecked to death by the Hyuuga.

Naruto saw Neji with fire in his eyes and he looked pissed. Crap. He panicked it wasn't good to get the Hyuuga prodigy mad. Naruto has seen what he has done with his opponents when they got him mad. And let me tell you it wasn't a pretty sight to see. Bird or not Naruto knew that he could kick his ass specially since he still had the Byakugan with him.

" Die Uzamaki! '' Cried Neji as he swooped down to Naruto. Naruto ducked and barley dodged Neji. But he knew he wasn't going to be so lucky next time. Naruto started running for his dear precious life. Neji was right behind him and very close.

Since Naruto didn't see were he was going he kept on tripping and nocking over things all over the place. Neji pecked him hard a couple of times, but that didn't stop Naruto from running. They were practically messing up the whole place. Many of the people who worked there tried to stop them and grab them. But it was no use Naruto just kept dodging them and so did Neji.

( With Sakura and Sai)

" Okay so I got you a small bed, and some food.'' She checked making sure she didn't miss anything. " Anything else you need Sai? '' She asked the rabbit she was holding.

" Ya, getting away from your ugly face.'' he scoffed. He was still mad about the Kiba encounter. He didn't know why but he just didn't like the guy talking to her. Or even breathing the same air as her for that matter.

" Come on Sai don't be like that. '' She smiled at him again. " Are you still mad about the Kiba thing? '' she asked while she was getting some food for the others too.

" What do you think.? '' he grumbled.

" Just because you were jealous i—

He cut her off. " What makes you think that i was jealous of the mutt! '' He was blushing hard. He wasn't jealous he just didn't like how Kiba was ogling at his girl—teammate. He was just looking out for her. He was defiantly not jealous. Nope not one hint of it. ( a/n: Ya right! )

" Well then why did you attack him? '' Ah ha now lets see how he gets out of this one!

" He tried to pet me! And its bad enough that I'm getting ugly germs from you! '' he scoffed but still was a little red.

Sakura just shook her head and sighed. He was just to stubborn to admit the truth. She'll just let him off easy this time.

They were about to go to another aisle, but she was pushed by someone. " Get out of my way! '' He ran right passed her. She saw him holding a net and a leash, he was probably chasing something. Sakura turned and walked to another aisle and saw a flash of orange and a flash of brown. She also saw the same man chasing them.

Wait a second orange and brown? Please don't saw it was those two!

" You don't think.'' she asked Sai.

" There is only one way to find out. Lets go.'' She and Sai went to got follow the two blurs. Hoping that it wasn't who they thought it was.

( With Sasuke and Kakashi)

" So we woke up a few hours later and then we were this.'' explained Sasuke. As he was just finished telling Akamaru about their little tragic story. Sasuke looked at Kakashi again and he was still reading his book. One of these days he is going to get all those books and burn them. And he was going to enjoy every second of it.

Akamaru blinked a couple of times. He then laughed an started rolling on the floor. " I knew the guy Naruto was stupid! But I didn't think he was that much of an idiot! '' He kept on laughing. Sasuke just glared at him. Kakashi finally closed his book and walked over to were they are.

" Someone or something is coming this way. '' he said to them.

They both looked at him weird, but then heard something. They both turned around and shrieked. They saw Naruto being chased by a lot of people and by a very pissed off Neji.

Naruto kept running and didn't see Sasuke or the others. So he crashed into both of them. Naruto fell on top of both Sasuke and Akamaru. And Neji crashed into Kakashi and they both fell on the floor.

" I got you now you fox. '' The man with the leash and net said as he got closer. Akamaru got Naruto off of him and Sasuke. Poor Sasuke thats the second time he had someone on top of him.

He was about to grab Naruto. But Akamaru got in front of him and was blocking him from the Kitsune. " I'll Hold them off! You guys go and get away! '' he said bravely. The other guys were surprised. But that had no choice but to do it, if they wanted to leave.

' I promise to pay you back Akamaru.' Thought Sasuke as he and the others started to get away. He turned his head back and saw Akamaru holding off all of the employes.

They kept running for their precious lives. They were close to getting to were the exit was, but someone stood in front of them and blocked their path. It was the guy with the net! He somehow got passes Akamaru. His clothes were torn and he had some scratches and bite marks on him.

" You won't get away from me! '' he said as he raised the net towards them. They all gulped in fear and closed their eyes. But nothing happened. They opened their eyes again and saw Sai attacking the man's face. Sakura was close buy, so they ran towards her.

" Are you guys okay?'' She asked worriedly. They all nodded their heads. " Okay I want you to run back to my house. And Stay there! '' She gave Kakashi the keys to her house. Sai was still on the man's face. He was screaming in pain as Sai scratched the man's face. The man pulled Sai off. He rubbed his face in pain. Sai was thrown away with a lot of force. He was falling and felt two arms catch him. He turned and saw Sakura. She was the one who caught him in time. And good thing two because he was about to fall in a pile of dog food.

" Sai are you okay.'' She was checking his small body for any injuries. He shook his head. " Okay I want you to go back to my house. Kakashi has the keys .'' She put him down and he ran out of the store to catch up with the others.

She was going to do the rest of the shopping, but at another pet shop by herself.

A/N: Sorry if it wasn't long enough! I ran out of ideas! I really tried to make it long! Oh i need a little favor. I need some pet names for the guys. Can you guys please help me? Anyways remember to review and thanks for reading!