A/N: You people are awesome! Loved all the reviews! So nice! So Thanks A lot, means so much to me that you people like this fic! Oh and thanks for all the cute animal names!

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Well I'd like to dedicate this chapter to mtm123 for all the wonderful ideas! So thank you very much!

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto if I did then people would know that Orochimaru is gay on the show and in the manga. So that we wouldn't be living a lie. And I'd also be filthy rich.

Chapter 4: Names, and the Cage

The guys were all back in the safety of Sakura's house. They all were now plopped inside the living room. All tired from running for their lives. Neji was perched on a chair that was in the living room. Sasuke and Kakashi were both sitting on a couch together. And Sai and Naruto were both sitting on the floor far away from each other.

" So why were you guys being chased? '' Asked Kakashi lazily. Neji glared at Naruto. While he just let out a nervous laugh.

" Funny story you see-

" I'm home! '' Called out Sakura as she was getting inside. She walked to the living room and dropped the bags she was holding. She went and sat between Sasuke and Kakashi. She took off her shoes and got comfy. She started pulling some stuff out of the bags. She got out some beds, food etc.

" So what did you get us Sakura? '' asked Sasuke curiously. Sakura turned and looked over to him a evil smile.

" Well I got you food ,beds and...Collars! '' she said excitedly as she pulled out some collars for them. All of the guy's eye twitched. Collars? What the hell is she thinking? No way in hell am I going to were something like that. They all glared at her.

" There is no way in hell, that I'm going to wear that.'' said Sasuke as he was backing away from her.

" What are you chicken Uchiha? '' teased Sai. " No wonder you don't have a dick. Your too scared to were a little collar.'' Sasuke gave him a murderous glare. And Sai just smirked at him.

" I'm not scared! You gay rabbit.'' he defend himself. " I just don't want to be wearing the stupid thing! '' There was no way he was going to wear that stupid thing in public. He was an Uchiha!

Sai's smirk grew. " Me gay! You're the one who went to the gay guy for power...or was it for something else? '' Sai made a face of disgust at his little discovery.

Sasuke's face twisted in disgust. Eww like he would go to that snake for anything else! " Like I would go to that bastard for anything else! ''

" Sure you were probably his man whore the whole entire time! I bet Kabuto was jealous! Naughty Naughty, Sasuke. '' That was the last straw. Sasuke lunged towards Sai. But was stopped by Sakura who was holding him tightly. Sasuke was about to yell at her. But stopped at the sight of the murderous glare she gave them.

" You to better stop! Or else you'll face the consequences! '' she scolded them. She put him down on the floor very far away from the mean bunny of hell.

" What are you going to do ugly? Annoy us to death with you horrible voice.'' scoffed Sai.

She smirked. She walked over to were the stuff was and pulled out a cage. The color of Sai's face drained and so did the other guys faces. A cage what the hell is she going to do with that! That was way worse than some stupid collars.

" No, but I can always stuff you and Sasuke together. Since you like to talk about gay men so much.'' Fear was written on all over Sai's and Sasuke's faces. She chuckled as she put the cage down. " That goes for all of you. Whoever fights gets to spend two hours of quality time with their friend.'' All the guys glared at her. But she didn't care one bit. She was really enjoying this.

" But Sakura-chan! '' whined the little fox. He was clearly not happy about the ' cage.'

She turned and glared at him. " Don't think I forgot about you! I specially bought this cage for you Naruto! '' He whimpered and hid behind Kakashi. Who just sweat dropped at the seen before him. He had to admit Sakura can be very intimidating at times. Specially if she is bigger than you. He made a little mental not to piss her off...ever. So that way he would at least live a longer life.

" The cage will be in business as of tomorrow.'' she said to all of them. This was really fun! She was the boss, so what she says goes. Maybe the whole animal thing wouldn't be so bad after all. " So lets get your collars on! '' She went and got the collars.

" Sakura I told you I'm not wearing a stupid collar.'' said Sasuke.

She turned and gave him a glare that can freeze all of hell. " Do. You. Want. To. Go In. The. Cage. NOW! '' she said angrily. He shook his head and went to go hide behind Kakashi with Naruto. They were both scared too. Even Sai was scared, but was trying his best not to show it. He was failing miserably.

She gave them a sweet smile. '' Good. Now lets get these collars on! '' she said happily. All the guys sweat dropped. What's with the crazy mood swings? " You guys better get your asses over here and try on the damn collars! '' she yelled at them. Must be PMSing they all thought. Yep that must be it.

They all unwillingly went to were she was and tried on the collars. Neji just got a little bracelet on his leg. Naruto got a light blue collar and Kakashi got a nice violet one. Sai got a white collar and Sasuke got a red one.

" Okay so since I got you you collars. I had to get you some fake names.'' They all had surprised faces. Fake names! Why I already like the one that I have already.

" Why do we have to use fake names.'' asked Neji as he was looking at the bracelet on his small leg. And he had to admit that it did look nice. She does have nice taste. She would make a perfect bride. Strong, smart, beautiful, caring, and not one of Sasuke's fangirls. Could she be anymore perfect? He just had to make this girl his bride. Uchiha was an idiot to throw her away. Now it was his chance and he wasn't going to waste it.

" Well I don't want to look like a fangirl and use your guy's names.'' she said smartly.

" So what kind of names do we have Sakura-chan? '' asked Naruto. He was hoping that he got a cool awesome name like Ramen-man or something like that.

" Well why don't you read each other's names.'' she said happily.

Kakashi walked over to Naruto and read his name. " Looks like your name is Momo, Naruto.'' Naruto's face fell. Momo? Why such a girly name? Why couldn't he get a cooler name? " Now read mine.''

Naruto looked at his collar.'' Looks like your name is A-Bu, Kakashi. '' Kakashi's face fell. A-Bu! What kind of name is that? Wait a second isn't that the name of Aladdin's little pet monkey? That little Aladdin freak! He knew she loved that movie, it was one of her favorites.

He walked over to her. " Sakura, why did you name me A-Bu?'' he asked annoyingly.

She smirked. " Well would you have rather been named Mini perverted Jiraiya? '' she said sweetly. He growled and shook his head. Remembering not to piss her off or face the consequences.

The other guys found out their names too. Sasuke was Boots, because of his two white paws in the front. Sai well was just Sai since the whole Kaiba thing. He smirked at the others because he got to keep his name. They all shot him a jealous glare while his smirk just grew.

" Okay you guys its getting late. So time for beddy-bye.'' she said in a tired voice. Who wouldn't be tired after working in the hospital then have too be taking care of some animals. Not to mention the shopping she had to do. She was exhausted and needed some rest.

She set the beds in the living room for the guys to sleep in. She bought Neji a tall pole that curved like a cane, for him to sleep on. They all to there places and got ready to sleep.

" Goodnight guys.'' she said as she turned off the light and headed to her room upstairs.

" Goodnight Sakura.'' they all said. Then one bye one they all fell into a peaceful slumber.

A/N: Thanks for all the cute and awesome names! Remember to review and vote! Thanks for reading!