A/N: Hello! Thanks for all the support! And I'm using some of the ideas mtm123 sent me! I kinda forgot Neji's name...Please forgive me! I didn't mean too! I promise its in this chappie so don't fret!

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Sai: 10

Sasuke: 17

Neji: 9

Naruto: 1

I'd like to dedicate this chapter to my abuelita ( Grandmother) who I love very much. Esto es para ti abuelita!

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto if I did then people would know that Orochimaru is gay on the show and in the manga. So that we wouldn't be living a lie. And I'd also be filthy rich.

Chapter 5: Deep down, men are all perverts ( no offense to all you guys out there)

Sakura was the first one to wake up this morning. She got out of bed and went to the bathroom. She got inside the bathroom and took off her clothes. She got in inside the shower and turned the faucet on. She washed her body and her hair. She only took 30 minutes for her to shower.

She got out of the shower and wrapped around a small towel around her petit body. She got her clothes and got out of the bathroom. The bathroom was connected to the room so she wouldn't have to walk a lot and nobody else would see her. She put her clothes in a basket. She went to her closet to see what she could wear today.

But what the pinked haired beauty didn't know was that she left her door open...

( Down stairs)

Sasuke was the first to get up from the little animal group. He stretched his body and let out a loud yawn. He saw Sai getting up too, just seconds before he did. Kakashi got up 2 minutes later. And Naruto well..lets say he likes to sleep. Neji just barely woke up. He stretched his wings and flew down to were the guys were. They all walked to Naruto and made a little circle around him.

" Should we wake him up.'' asked the doggy. They all thought for a second. They looked at each other then over to Naruto. Who was snoring loudly, but peacefully.

" Nah.'' They all said at once.

" I'm hungry.'' said Sasuke. There were murmurs of agreement from the rest of the guys.

" Well why don't we pry some food from ugly.'' said the little bastard of a bunny. The guys didn't object so they went upstairs to go look for the person who is going to fill up their tummies. Sasuke and Sai were in the lead while Neji and Kakashi were in the back.

They saw the door open to her room and peeked inside. And boy were they surprised!

They saw Sakura with only a small towel wrapped around her slender body. Her long wet hair was lose. She was still dripping wet, and boy did she look good. You could see her long smooth creamy white legs. The towel barely covered anything, and since she was wet the towel clung on to her more. So you could see all the perfect curves she had. She looked like a wet goddess to the boys.

Sai's mouth was wide open. Who knew ugly and water plus small towel looked so good? He had to at least admit she looked damn hot! Maybe she wasn't ugly after all...but that doesn't mean that he wouldn't stop calling her that. But damn did she have a killer body! Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to have ugly as a girlfriend.

Sasuke also had his mouth wide open too, it was just a little more open than Sai's mouth. Sakura looked so damn sexy! When the hell did she get curves like that! He could already feel the heat rising on his cheeks. She didn't have all those assets when he left for the gay fag for power! He also saw Sai checking her out too. He gave the bunny a glare, but stopped when he went back to look at Sakura again. Maybe he shouldn't have really left...maybe he should have stayed. Hey he also had to do another thing on his list ' Things to do before I die of old age.' One was kill the bastard Itachi, kill the gay fag Orochimaru and his man whore Kabuto, other find mate...I mean lover to restore clan. And ladies and gentlemen, looks like Sakura is an eligible candidate for the last one!

Neji well he suffered from a massive nosebleed. Poor bird never knew he had it coming. He always thought Sakura was beautiful, but he now thought of her as sexy. His eyes were popping out they looked pure white! Well...they've been white, but since he saw this..well lets say even white snow couldn't compare to his eyes now. Oh how he loved god for making women, specially hot and sexy ones. He just had to make Sakura his girl..er wife.

Kakashi well he was surprised beyond belief. He knew Sakura was pretty and all, but who knew she was hiding that under her clothes for all these years. Damn if only he wasn't her sensei and a few years younger. Why did god have to cures him for being older, and for looking at this! He was crying anime tears, this is so not fair for him. Damn her and her sexiness, damn him and his parents who couldn't wait a little longer! Damn them those horny bastards just couldn't wait a couple of years! Damn it all.

Sakura didn't even notice the guys at the door. Nope she was too preoccupied with picking an outfit. She looked through the closet and found the perfect one. She pulled it out and set it on the bed. She slowly was taking off her towel.

Let the nosebleeds begin!

All the guys thoughts..' Holy Shit! '

She was going to freaking get naked right in front of their virgin eyes! Well most of their virgin eyes, Kakashi didn't count. Since he has read so many of those perverted books, that contain so many graphic pictures. Of who knows what.

She was about to take off her towel when..

" What are you guys doing? '' Asked Naruto as he popped up behind the guys. They all gasped and turned around. They only saw Naruto with a curious look in his eyes. They all gave him a murderous glare. Damn him! They were so freaking close to see what was under the towel! And this idiot just had to ruin the freaking moment. Die Uzumaki die!

" What are you doing here? '' whispered Sasuke, but in a low and pissed off voice.

" Well I was hungry, and I wanted to ask Sakura for some food.'' said the kitsune innocently. If only he had come with them earlier. If only he saw what they saw.

Speaking of Sakura. The perverts...er..guys turned around to look back at Sakura. And guess what she wasn't there. And they were scared shitless. They slowly turned back around and decided to make a run for it. But stopped in their tracks when they saw her standing in the doorway. And boy was she pissed.

They all whimpered in fear. She had a deadly aura surrounding her. Her eyes contained pure hatred and blood lust. Well good bye world it was nice knowing you. You can say goodbye to avenge clan, getting to restore clan. Saying mean things to people, doing art work. Perfecting the Byakugan, kicking Lee's butt, training whatever else he does. Reading that perverted orange little book, and going to were ever you go when you're alone. You can kiss all of that goodbye, well at least they lived a long life right? 18 and 24 sure do seem long, because it doesn't look like they will be living past that.

" What. The. Hell. Were. You. Doing? '' she said angrily. She was happily going to just change and put on her outfit for the day. But then she heard a gasp and saw all the guys glaring at Naruto. First thought that came to mind was..' What the hell? ' She looked more closely and saw nosebleeds on them. They were peeking! Well except for Naruto it looked like he just barely came, because he didn't have a nosebleed on him.

Her right eye twitched. She couldn't believe this. She could understand Kakashi,but the other guys. Sai why would he be peeking since he always calls her ugly. And Sasuke, he freaking left her for a gay guy, there were moments when she thought he was gay.Those two have been around Kakashi too much. She looked at Neji, he practically had the biggest nosebleed. Poor thing, Kakashi and the boys were just a bad influence on him. But that gave them no right to freaking peek on them!

" What's wrong Sakura-chan?'' He still had no idea what was going on.

She stopped glaring, instead she gave them an evil smile. She was going to get the little perverts back. She slowly got closer and closer until...

" Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! screamed all the guys, except for Naruto.

2 hours later.

" Okay times up! '' she said happily as she opened the cage door. She amazingly stuffed all three of them in the cage. They were squished for two freaking hours! They all slowly, but painfully got out of the cage. Ah revenge was sweet. Serves them right for peeking. She also took away Kakashi's precious book. That was the worst punishment he could get.

" Well where're going to go out! '' she said happily as she was opening the front door. Naruto followed her from behind. But the rest of the guys just stayed there. No way in hell were they going out with her after barely coming out of the cage. They were sore and didn't want to go anywhere our move at all.

" Do. You. Want. To. Go. Back. Inside? '' she said. She had to have the guys with her were ever she went. Tsunade told her to have the guys with her everywhere. But if it was up to her then she would leave them in the house forever!

They all shook their small heads and followed her slowly outside. Neji barely made it to her shoulder. The others were walking on their own.

They walked until they were at the market. Sakura went inside to go get something by herself since they didn't allow pets in there. So they were all waiting outside in the hot sun. Neji was on Kakashi's back. And the others were sitting on the floor.

" Kya! There're so cute! '' They turned and saw TenTen walking towards them. She picked up Neji and started petting him.

She looked at the little bracelet on his leg and read it. " Looks like your name is Kisho little guy.'' She put Neji on her shoulder and she started petting the other guys. And lets say they weren't enjoying it.

Sakura came out of the market with some stuff and saw TenTen petting the guys. Oh crap! Tricking Kiba was easy, but what about TenTen! She quickly ran over to them.

" Hi TenTen. What are you doing here? '' TenTen stopped petting the guys and smiled at Sakura. They all knew they were in deep shit now. They would be in huge trouble if TenTen found out who the animals really were.

" Well I was going to go shopping, when I saw all these adorable little animals outside. '' She said happily as she started petting Neji again. And quite frankly he didn't mind that much. Well actually he didn't care until he looked down. And guess what he saw! He was looking down her shirt which lead to many things.

He could already feel another nosebleed coming. Since when did TenTen have theses? Did she just grow them yesterday? I gotta really start paying attention to things. To bad for you TenTen, because Sakura's are just a little bit more bigger. Oh well good luck next time!

He flew back to Sakura's shoulder. And lets just say he wasn't looking directly ahead anymore if you catch my drift.

" So are these adorable animals yours Sakura? ''

" Yeah they are! '' said the pinked haired beauty. Yeah this little perverted group of animals are defiantly mine. Even though I don't want them at all.

" They are so cute! Well I have to do more shopping so see you later Sakura! '' She waved goodbye and left.

Sakura and all the guys sighed. " That was close.'' She said as she got her stuff.

They went back home. And Sakura still had no idea that Neji was looking down her shirt.

The End! For this chappie!

A/n: I hope this chapter was good enough for you! Remember to review and thanks for reading!