Step 1: set up laundry basket in a basketball hoop-esque manner across room.
check.
Step 2: gather up dirty clothes and such-and such.
check.
Step 3: ball up said clothing and shoot hoops with them.
check.
whoops!
(and knock laundry basket over backwards, sending it tumbling down staircase)
drat.
Step 4: re-gather everything and stuff it grumpily back into basket, head to laundromat.
as you can tell, today is a Monday. That means housework. As you've probably figured out by now, I have the ability to become a human. My quarters used to belong to my group (well, they weren't really my group, but anyhow) and have both human and transformer-sized acilities. It was modified out of an old storage bay.
I need to get this stuff to the laundromat, though (and since Bluestreak seems to so avidly want my company, I might as well ask him.
I should have known (0845 hours, 8:45 A.M)
Step 5: avoid Bluestreak yapping about the latest puzzle he completed. Who's idea, was it to make a Transfoirmer-sized puzzle, anyway? remind me to smack. them. simple.
Yeah, okay, so it's a snowy mountainside scene with a little church. I get that. But it's not that gorgeous.
one word, Blue: c. a. m. e. r. a.
heck, give me the time and means, and I'll even kidnap reflector for you. (actually, that'd be kinda fun. just because of the excitement it would cause.)
Anyway, we get to the laundromat, and I'm sitting here wondering how the frag long this is gonna take...
later that day... (2057 hours, 8:57 P.M)
actually, I should apologize for my earlier comments, in case Bluestreak reads this. I'm sorry, but I get grumpy when I have to do housework. And there's no 'Con attacks today, so I was left to vaccuum, wash dishes, do laundry, and re-organize.
ugh.
yeah, you'd think a femme would be used to that kind of stuff, huh?
nope. not me.
Anyhow, it's about 8 in the evening.. no, wait... nine. Anyhow, afew cube of high-grade and some good music can change any bad mood.
But I think I'm boring you, so I'll just leave it at this.
good night.
Umm... forgot something..eheh ... (2238 hours, 10:38 P.M)
I wanted to say hi to Shadow. It's not very often I get to talk to someone back on Cybertron. I actually forgot what I was going to say, but... oh, yeah. About human holidays. I think it was invented by someone with a poor memory. They basically have 'holidays', were everybody pretty much does nothing all day, to remember certain important days in their history. There's more to it than that, but I'd have to go on the basis of which holiday you want to know about.
basically, thanksgiving is when settlers from another continent landed here in america with practically nothing belonging-wise, and made peace with the natives, who celebrated by having a huge feat. (Don't even ask me to go into the many types of human food, though. sheesh!)
I hope that's some definition of holidays, and what thanksgiving is. (Thanks-giving, dumb name, huh?) but anyhow, I'm not one to mock American history, do I'll just leave it at that.
I'll update tomorrow, I guess.
later!
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DarkStatic: hey there yourself sorry to hear about all that; it sounds like a lot of work and tiresome. Bluestreak is well known for his rambling, he's kinda like Bluestatic in that way except Stats usually babbles about technical jargon that no one else (apart from me) understands. It rather quiet up here at the moment not too sure what's going on but meh I guess I'm just a little paranoid from being stuck up here for so long. Heh I'm the stealth warrior so being as lucky as I am I don't have to do things like that though I have plenty of other jobs Stats says I'm a lucky femme; I just tell him to shove off.
Anyhow thanks for the desc about human holidays I managed to pull Stats over to read this as well he says it's wierd and wacky but meh thats what other planets are like right? Yeah Thanks-giving is a dumb name I wonder why humans insist on calling their holidays by strange names; me and static did a little research on some other holidays and quite frankly they're all wierd the only name I get is christmas and that's because I looked up it's meaning. Meh I think I'll leave it at that as well.
Yeah anyhow I gotta go we're being sent to some far off place to fix a generator so I'll be seeing ya (metaphorically) again sometime; keep in touch.
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no title 01:00 am November 15th, 1989
was supposed to be for Tuesday, but I got it in late.. okay, so I'm a little late. this was supposed to be on last night. But I was up getting drunk with Bluestreak and Wheeljack. )
(they played rummy. I drank) Eh. yeah, another boring day. but hey, at lest I'm keeping this thing updated. (or at least trying) heh.
eh... the 'Cons' should be quiet for a while, now that we've put a stop to them once again. Although I wonder where Jazz went? he was supposed to meet us for our card game tonight.
oh well, he'll probably show up sooner or later.
well,
I guess I've had about as much of Sunny's high-grade as I can, wihtout passing out right here. So I'll see y'all later.
P.S. Shadow, if you ever want to transfer to Earth, we got some really mad parties you can get over-energized in a sparkbeat, if you wanna. The more help we can get down here, also.
eh... I'm rambling. But anyhoe, not much to report here, I guesss.
sorry. Ugh.
I'd better go get some rest before my patrol tomorrow.
later.
Jade :-)
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DarkStatic: heh Static's way too sensible to let me drink please I transform into a bloomin great big dragon...hehehe he's probably worried I'd set the place alight. Oooh you drank sunstreakers highgrade ouch tis not as potent as sideswipe's but apparantly it still gives you one hell of a kick.
Meh I'll think about it if i can get Stats to agree maybe I'll get myself over there otherwise heh cybertron aint so bad. Well see.
Don't about the rambling we both do that a lot Stats is a whole load of technical jargon and mine at least is slightly understandable. Ack hold on for a sec...
...okay I'm back just had to help Static the generator we were working on just went critical but it's okay now; speaking of work I'd better help before I have one mift brother for the rest of the week.
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hi. just checking in 11:31 pm November 15th, 1989
(sigh.) still no Jazz. I thought he might've gotten a flat tire or something, and walked home, but stil no sign of him all of today. Aside from that, there really hasn't been much going on.
I just hope what I 'think' has happened hasn't.
but, anyhow, I'd better get some rest now. Early patrol tomorrow morning. (sigh)
more later.
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DarkStatic: Hey I hope Jazz is alright meh even though I've never met him I've heard he's a nice guy. I guess it is possible and your right I hope so too.
Unlucky you I don't have patrol now since I have to take care of Stats; there aren't that many engineers any more and even though he's not brilliant they do have to make use of him...luckly for me that means I don't have to do patrol.
Anyhow hope Jazz is okay I'd better get going; never a dull moment hey.
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I'm baaa-aaack! 03:51 am November 20th, 1989
heya all. sorry I've been gone for the past days. Believe me, you don't wanna know. First it was a plot between Sideswipe, sunstreaker, and myself, involving Red alert and several boxes of old firecrackers, and the poor redhead actually had a short-circuit over in. which led to 24 hours in the can (a.k.a. the brig) It wouldn't have happenned if Ratchet hadn't've thrown such a HUGE hissyfit over it. ugh.
(facepalm)
Anway, Jazz only got a flat tire. And, being the directional genius he is, wound up in Alberta, canada. Yeah. That's where Skyfire found him. He was at least trying to follow one of the roads he knew. It wasn't a highway, or he'd have known he was going the wrong way. LOL.
But anyway, after my (ahem) run-in with the Autobot justice system, I had to help a certain someone (mumblemumblegrumble) clean up the repairbay and reorganize practically everything in sight. Did I mention our CMO is a jerk? okay, okay, so maybe not so much a jerk, but when he's upset about something, he sure lets you know about it.
(headdesk)
I had to listen to him yell for a whole three friggin hours! I'm suprised my audios didn't short-circuit. oh, wait, who would have had to fix them.
yah. my point exactly. (glares)
anyhoo, I'm back on duty now, and back at my quarters. (ugh. they really need to put up some extra lights around those holding cells. yeesh! it looks like a damnfriggin dungeon if ya ask me)
So, what happenned you ask? well, it wasn't so much that Red Alert has been an absolute (censored) to me the entire time I've been here, calling me a security risk and seven shades of Unicron, being ex-kintari and all, but he just plain gets on my nerves.
and sunstreaker's high-grade wasn't helping AT ALL)
Soooo, I decided to give the little red-headed twit a small, but timely jolt. (grins evilly)
The only problem was that he knew I'm the only one who can turn human at will, and thereby fit through the ventilation shafts above the security office.
and did you know the paranoic git set up security cameras in the STORAGE BAYS!
how the heck was I supposed to know that. and honestly, he didn't HAVE to trigger the base's alarm and wake everyone up. It would've been fine if he'd just called someone.
like anyone wants to hear the Ark's raging siren at 3 in the morning.
Oh well. Lesson learned.
At least i didn't go down alone. heh. Sunny and Sides tried to pin all the blame on me. heh heh. nuh-uh! Prowl is really good at figuring out who did what. that, and I think he knows by now most of the pranks that go on around here are caused by the Lamborgini twins.
Anyhow, that's what I've been up to, and sorry about neglecting my journal. I had to wait till I got back anyway, stupid security chief. Red would probably imply I'm giving out Ark secrets to others. bleh!
(man, he's so annoying sometimes!)
but, hey, I do understand he does his jobe well, and I give him credit for that. I understand he's only concerned with the security and well-being of everyone in this ship. However.
does he have to be such an uptight...
whoops! gotta go!
Later!
Jade
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DarkStatic: Heh sounds like you got in some serious troubble over there meh reminds me of the time stat's used some adheasive on our comanders chair because he'd tried to split us up. Hehehe he didn't try that one again.
Anyhow up here a lot of you ark bots are looked on as almost ledgendary so don't sound surpirsed when I tell you that Red Alert's paranoia is well known.
Meh anyhow glad to hear Jazz is alright too bad I haven't a clue where Canade is but from what you said it seems quite far away meh some guys can't navigate to save their hide.
Anyhow I'd better go I've several gruling reports to write so I'd better get on it.
-Shadow-