Heeeeeeeeey there! I got bored and decided to write more. Sorry for mis spelling Sasuke's name last chappy. It happens. By the way, this chappy contains a dead squirrel, fanta, a OOC Gaara, Kankuro gettin beat up, a hamster on steroids and milk. Anyways, hope ya gets a laugh out of this one! (grin)
"Okay, if your going to be a cop, and your going to be...uh, a trash picker...?"
"A person that helps the homless idiot!!!" Kin yelled at Zaku.
"Yeah...sure... i'll be... A WRESTLER!!!"
"..."
"What?"
"A...wrestler?" questioned Kin.
"Yeah, I could have my own movie and sound track too!" Zaku declared proudly.
"You can't beat a hamster." Dosu sighed.
"Well it's not my fault! That match was rigged I tell you! That hamster was on steroids!"
"What?" questioned Kin.
"Uh...I rather not talk about it."
The sound three, were engaging in a game of pretend. Dosu, who said he would be a cop, was bored like hell. Kin, who was suposed to be a homless-person-helper, was running down the street. Zaku, was trying to figure out weather he should ware a mask, or a camouflouge hat, and weather he should ware tights, a speedo, or those, below the knee shorts. He decided on the shorts, noticing that if he wore any of the other things, Kin might stare to much. Sasuke too.
Kin spoted a person down the street
"He looks pretty trashy. He most be homless!" Kin said proudly.
Two minutes later
"Come on! Don't deny it! i'm here to help you! I know homless may be a shamed to say it, but you don't have to deny it with me!"
"I'm not homless!" yelled Sakura.
"Come on!" yelled Kin.
"And stop calling me a 'mister'! I'm a girl, even idiots can figure that out!"
"GASP! Now your denying your gender! I better call into the social services..."
"STOP IT!" yelled Sakura.
Dosu walked down the street He didn't like the idea of being a cop, but, it was all he could think of.
"Maa'm, are you having troubles?" He asked Kin.
"Yes officer, this homless refuses to cooperate with a liscenced homless worker."
Dosu, who only bothered to put on a cop hat and badge, and carry a night stick, tilted his head.
"I finally have a solution!" He yelled.
He sat down on the floor, and pulled out a donught out of no where.
He shoved it into his face, forgettting his face was bandeged. It smushed all over his face.
"DAMMIT! That was a cream filled too!" Dosu tried to wipe his face.
"IT'S IN MY EYES!!!"
"OUT OF THE WAY, I'M A LISENCED HOMELESS WORKER!"
"How is that going to help?" Dosu said.
"Well...I don't know. It just sounded cool."
Sakura tried to tiptoe away.
"Where are you going?! I need to get you to the homeless shelter!"
Kin started to chase Sakura down the street.
Dosu sat there, with cream-filled all over his face.
Zaku came up to Dosu, shirtless, with shorts to his knees, and knee pads. He looked at Dosu.
"OMFA! Your a wrestler too?!"
"What the hell are you talk--"
"Your mask is deceiving. I shall find your identity eventually though! I challenge you to a no DQ (disqualification) match for the WWE title!"
"You don't even know what a WWE title is--"
"Of course I do! It's gold, and it spins like a turntable!"
"Well, yeah, but John Cena's the title holder right now--"
"Who is this, 'John Cena' you speak of?!"
"A...wrestler?"
Zaku scratched his chin in thought.
"A shall find this John Cena, and challenge him!"
"He lives in Tampa, Florida."
"Oh...uh...to Tampa!"
(Zaku runs off)
Gaara walked down the street. He didn't know what he was doing outside. He was just walking. Rock Lee, was a few yards behind him, in bandages and bobos.
Gaara looked at him.
"Damn. Those are serious bobos. Did I reallly do that?"
He thought for a moment.
"Yeah. I did."
Gaara stared at him.
"He's so...creepy." Gaara whispered to himself.
Gaara pulled out the cork from his gourd. He flung it at Lee.
"AH!!!! My eye! it is, in a rather strange pain! I think I have gone blind!!!!"
Gaara smirked.
Kin walked up to Dosu.
"I'm tired of playing pretend."
"Yeah, me too." Agreed Dosu.
"Where's Zaku?"
"He went of to challenge John Cena for his WWE title."
"who is that?"
"A...wrestler?"
"Oh. Where's he at?"
"Probably at Tampa, Florida. Of course, he's never ACTUALLY home."
Kin nodded.
Kin looked up.
"Hey, what's that over there?"
"I'm not falling for that Kin. Last time you kis--"
"No, i'm serious, look!"
"No way. Last time you said that you stole my--"
"Dammit why don't you just look already!"
"when you said THAT, you set me on fir--"
Kin grabbed his head and turned it down the street.
"Ew. Is that a topeless old lady?"
"It looks like my dad."
Dosu looked at Kin.
"You have a dad?"
"No wait, it looks more like Sasuke."
No, he looks more like a rabbit."
Kin looked at dosu.
"Since when did Sasuke look like a rabbi--"
The figure was standing infront of them now.
"No, I think it looks more like Rock Lee."
"Yeah, your right Dosu!"
"I'M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW!"
"He still doesn't look familiar." said Dosu.
"I'M ZAKU DAMMIT!"
"Are you sure your not--"
Zaku slapped his own face.
(It WAS Zaku)
One hour later
"Hey, it's Zaku!"
Two minutes later.
"Hey Zaku? Wern't you going to find that wrestler guy?"
"Yeah. I found him too. He beat my ass."
LOL.
"He gave me the FU, and the five knuckle shuffle."
"what the hell is that?"
"The scary part...I don't even know."
Stare.
One second later.
"Anyways, I got a pet!"
Zaku proudly held out a chirping squirrel.
He set it down for a little while.
"A butterfly!" Zaku pranced away.
Back to Gaara.
"I TOLD YOU TO STOP RIPPING OUT THE FRIDGE DOOR KANKURO!"
"What the hell are you yelling at me for Gaara! YOU did that!"
Gaara stood silent for a few seconds.
He looked over at Temari.
"YOU FUCKIN LIAR!" Gaara pointed at Kankuro.
"He did it AGAIN?!" Yelled Temari.
"YEAH!" yelled Gaara.
"KANKURO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT!" Temari startedto beat him up.
"DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU! IT WAS GAARA! I WASN'T EVEN HOME!!!! I'M NOT THE ONE WITH PHOBIAS OF REFRIGERATORS, JUST CUZ I GOT TRAPPED IN ONE A WEEK AGO!"
Gaara pointed at himself.
"so what! I told you, that door closed on me on pourpose!"
"What were you even doin in the refrigerator Gaara?" asked Temari.
"Drinking milk."
"So, Who REALLY ripped out the fridge door?"
Gaara innocentlly pointed at Kankuro.
"DAMMIT KANKURO!!!!" Temari attacked him again.
"DAMMIT GAARA!"
Gaara smirked and stuck put his tounge at him. Then, he casually walked down the street.
BOOM.
It took Gaara a while to realize his face was burried in dirt. He stood up, and rubbed his head.
He, was TRIPPED.
Gaara looked back, to find a chirping squirrel.
"FUCK YOU SQUIRREL!" Gaara yelled.
The squirrel chirpped. He then mooned Gaara.
Gaara got outradged.
He steppped on the squirrel.
Gaara began to casually walk down the street again.
Slip. BOOM.
Rock Lee stood up.
"How dare you lay there, allowing me to slip on you!" Lee pointed at the squirrel.
He staggered over to the squirrel and ripped it's tail off.
"That shall teach you."
Lee staggered away.
"So, did you get the butterfly Zaku."
Zaku shook his head sadlly.
"Hey, Zaku. Can I hold your squirrel?" Kin pouted.
"Yeah, sure, i'll just go get it!"
Two seconds later
"WHYYYYYY!!!!! MY SQUIRREL!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
(A/N) To be continued. Pweeze review.
NEW. Pepsi commercial
Gaara walks up to the cammera holding a pepsi.
"Now what?"
(director) "drink it, and say, 'good'.
"what the hell. That's stupid."
"Just do it, and say what you think of it!"
(drinks out of the pepsi)
(Spits it at the cammera)
"FUCK! THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT!"
"YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY IT'S GOOD!"
Gaara gets distracted.
Kankuro runs in the door.
"I TOLD YOU! IT WASN'T ME!!!!"
"YEAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY!!!"
(Gaara) "Fanta, fanta, don't you wanna..."
(director) "PEPSI DAMMIT! PEPSI!"
"FANTA!"
(director) "WHY ME?
(Gaara) "Cuz you suck."
(Temari) "I HATE YOU KANKURO!"
"what does this cable do?"
(director) "NO GAARA! DON'T THAT'S THE--"
(Pulls out the cable)
BOOM.
"Cool."
Gaara points at another cable.
"And this?"
"THAT'S THE ONE FOR THE ELECTRICI--
(Yank)
End of commercial.
NEW.Behind The scenes.
Zaku: What happened to my squirrel?!
Lee: I am sorry, you see, me and Gaara--
Gaara: (knocks out lee)
Zaku: Lee and Gaara what?!!!!!
Gaara: um...hate your guts.
Zaku: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: (Grin)
Temari: Kankuro WAS the one that ripped off the fridge door right?
Gaara: No.
Temari: Sorry, did you say something?
Gaara: It was...Kankuro.
Temari: Really?
Gaara: no.
Temari: huh?
Gaara: ANYWAYS...
Kin: zaku, what are you doing?
Zaku: thinking.
Dosu: You DO that?!
Kin: NO. He doesn't...
Petit-hana: Hi!
Dosu: Your late--
Petit-hana: SHUT UP!
Dosu: Okay.
Kin: Zaku...your ugly.
Zaku: YOU LIE!
Petit-hana: (looks at Gaara)
Gaara: (drinking milk out of a gallon)
SEEE YA!