Hi there! Welcome back to Sound threeeeeeeee chaotix! I should have names it something like, the adventures of the sound nin, but oh well. I hope you get a laugh out of it, and please, if it's not to much to ask, a review pweez? (bats eyelashes, and pouts) lol. Your choice, but, I DO like reviews...
This Chapter contains:
Another Commercial
A interview with Zaku
Inside the mind of: Kankuro
Naruto Behind the scenes chatter
Sound Threeeee Chaotix.Part 3. By Petit-hana. In honor and memory of the sound three.
FLUSH.
"Hey Zaku, what are you DOING?!"
"I'm having a funeral!"
"What?"
"i'm flushing my squirrel down the toile--"
"YOU IDIOT! YOU ONLY DO THAT WITH FISH!"
"But--"
"IT'S GONNA GET CLOG--"
Kin looked at the floor. There was water coming out from under the door.
"Too late!" Zaku yelled out.
"YOUR GETTING THAT SQUIRREL OUT!"
"But Kiiiin! it's all icky in there and i just got a manicur--"
"I hate you Zaku."
Meanwhile
"Hey Gaara, what are you doing with that squirrel tail?" Asked Kankuro.
Gaara smircked.
(sigh) "Okay, just don't try to eat it like you did with that tounge that you--"
Gaara was already gone.
"Fuck, i'm talking to myself."
"..."
"TEMARI!!!!! I'M LONELY!!!!"
(Runs off)
Meanwhile
Rock Lee staggered down the street.
"Hey Sasuke."
"Hmph."
Sasuke looks back. He notices something attatched to lee's butt.
'Hey Lee you got a tail--"
Lee looked back. "huh?"
Sasuke shook his head. "Never mind."
(walks away)
Lee blinked several times. "was he checking me out?"
"..."
"Ew."
"I'm blind!!!"
Gaara popped his head out of a bush. He stared at a cammera that was in his hands.
"Dammit. You closed your eyes!"
"WHAT?" Yelled a blinded Lee.
"You suck. I want my tail back."
"Huh?"
Gaara grabbed the tail that he had tapped onto Lee's...and pulled it off.
Lee yelpped in shock.
Gaara started to walk off holding a tail, and a cammera.
Lee sighed. "I shall never understand his personality."
Lee walks off with a clump of fur still tapped onto his butt.
Dosu looked around. He notices, that Zaku and Kin are gone. He FINALLY noticed.
He shrugged. walked up to the cammera.
"Do you need insurence?"
Gaara popped up next to Lee.
"Aaaaahhh!!!" (Shocked)
"What's 'insurance'?
"Uh...I don't know."
Gaara stared at Lee.
"YOU HAVE TO KNOW DAMMIT!"
Lee continued.
"Then you should get Esurance!"
Gaara blinked.
"Candy."
Lee continued. "For only $20.00 a month, you can be fully protected!"
Gaara stared at him. "Even from burglars?"
"uh..."
"Raccons?"
"Uh..."
"Those little marshmallow bunnies?"
"Nooooo!!!!!!!!" Lee runs off.
Gaara stood there.
"what's insurance?"
(whispers from the cammera man)
"Oh..."
"What's insurance?"
(The cammera man tries to brive Gaara off the set with gum)
(cammera Man) "Hey Gaara..."
"Huh?! What?!"
(CM) "Look a pack of gum."
(Gaara) "Reaaly?!
(CM) "Yes. Look."
(holds up a pack of gum)
"Oooooooohhhh!"
(CM throws it as far as he could)
Gaara runs after it.
2 min later
Sasuke walks up to the cammera.
"ESurance--"
"Minty."
Sasuke looks to his side, and finds Gaara chewing gum.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
"You fuckin idiot! Can't you tell im chewing gum!"
"..."
"Minty."
"Can I have some?"
Gaara glares at Sasuke.
Gaara holds up a wad of chewed up gum.
Sasuke runs away.
Gaara blinks.
"Hey cammera man. You want some gum?"
"Uh..no thanks Gaara."
Gaara shrugs and shoves it back in his mouth.
"Minty soda."
"Uh..isn't that gum--"
Gaara glares at the cammera man.
"GAARA SAID IT'S SODA!"
"Okay Gaara calm down!"
"Minty Soda."
O.O
End Commercial
Zaku looked at Dosu.
"Hi. I'm back."
"Why do you smell like bathtub water?"
"IT'S TOILET WATER FOR YOUR INFO!"
"That makes it worse."
Kin walked over to Zaku and Dosu.
HUG.
Dosu and Zaku blinked.
"Uh...Kin...why are you hugging us?" Dosu asked.
"..."
Sniff.
"EW ZAKU!"
Lets go of him, still hugging Dosu.
"Waaa! Iv'e been kicked out!"
"...Kin..."
"Yeah?"
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"
O.O
"..."
"Okay!" Kin said cheerflly and skipped away.
"I think she's drunk."
"Yeah."
Dosu winced.
"Is that a tail?"
Zaku looked at kin.
"OMG. She's half squirrel."
O.O
Gaara pops his head out of a tree. (he's upside down)
Flash.
"i'm blind!!!!"
Kin rubbed her eyes.
Gaara stared at the cammera.
"Dammit. You made a sscary face."
Dosu stared at Gaara.
"Don't you mean funny face?"
Gaara holds out the cammera to Dosu.
"OMG! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Dosu runs away yelling "Beware the devil woman!"
Gaara laughs.
Zaku pokes the back of Gaara's head.
"Ahhh!"
BOOM.
Gaara sat up and rubbed his head.
"WHAT THHE HELL?! WHY'D YOU KNOCK ME OUT OF THE TREE?!"
"Uh all I did was--"
"YOU WANT SOME BITCH?!!!!!!!! COME GET SOME!!!!!"
Zaku runs away screaming "Mommy!"
Gaara blinks. lol. "Ha. That always works."
EnD cHaPpY
interview with Zaku
Voice: Hello Zaku. How are you?
Zaku: OhMeeiGawd! How'd you know my name?!
Voice: Your waring a, 'I'm Zaku, hear me roar' shirt.
Zaku: You got a problem with it?!
Voice: Uh...
Zaku: What? O.O
Voice: It makes you look fat.
Zaku: But Kin said black is very slimming!
Voice: Your shirt isn't black, it's white.
Zaku: So, what's your point?
Voice: sigh
Zaku: (Grin)
Voice: So, ZAKU, do you have any relationship with Kin?
Zaku: EW! i'm not related to her!
Voice: No I mean--
Zaku: You think wrong man!
Voice: Uh..beware!
Zaku: Ahh! I'm scared! O.O
Voice: Good.
Voice: SO, Zaku, are you jealous of Dosu in any way or form?
Zaku: He has a pretty mask.
Voice: That's not part of the question--
Zaku:PRRETTY MASK DAMMIT!
Zaku goes crazy and runs away.
New. Behind the scenes chat
Temari: Why am I not in the story?!
Petit-hana: You pushed the ratings up to rated R, when you beat up kankuro. This is rated T.
Gaara: Tea.
Kankuro: No Gaara, T, like, Teen.
Gaara: TEA DAMMIT!
O.O
Zaku: The funeral was sad. I cried.
Kin: O.O you CRIED?
Dosu: and you call yourself manly.
Kankuro: That Kin girl's more manly than Zaku.
Kin: Yeah! Hey wait--!
Naruto: Beleive it!
Everyone: Stares at Naruto.
Gaara: Who invited you?
Naruto: Sakura!
Gaara: Ew. Sakura. Ew.
Sakura: HEY!
dosu: Who invited Sakura?
Kin: (Whistles.)
Sasuke: you could be more obvious?
Gaara: WHO INVITED YOU?! (points menecinglly at Sasuke)
Sasuke: Uh...
Gaara: Oh, you have t go do that Esurance commercial.
Sasuke: Oh yeah. Bye.
(leaves)
Gaara: Idiot. He already did it.
O.O
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