Foxy Trouble

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Meeting of Fire and Fox

Kyuubi looked at the water with his blood red eyes, willing it to move like he wanted it to. There was a nagging feeling in his gut that he would need to have some small bit of reservation when using his powers, but at the moment, he found that he did not care. Tsunami was a nice woman, and she always seemed to be happy to see him, even though he was living in her house, with Tazuna giving him some tips on interaction with humans. It had been quite sad to lose Naruto, he understood that, but then again, he was free once again, free to do whatever the fuck he wanted to do, maybe have some wild orgy with some of the ladies that came around to talk to Tsunami that didn't look half bad. Actually, he did have some small ideas in his mind about a possible way that he could seduce the women, but then he would be doing something that would be illegal, and he knew that shinobi could come after him, not that they weren't, since he had been working as the protector of wave country for some time, using Kakashi's clothing to look like a shinobi out to guard the lands.

Kakashi ran through the foliage, Sakura following, as well as Hinata, Kiba and Shino, Kurenai being the last one to follow him., being without the two other team members had made Team 7 and Team 8 become teamed up for this mission. There was nothing to be done about it, since Naruto and Sasuke had met each other in the Valley of the end, Naruto dying there, making a mark on the valley as demonic Chakra had obliterated nearly everything in the valley, no life growing there anymore, and wouldn't for a very long time.

They had heard the rumours about the mysterious shinobi that had made his home in the wave country and seemed to be its protector, and he knew that there would be some fight should they encounter this shinobi. There was a small cloud of dust swirling in the horizon, which seemed to be some sort of tornado, and Kakashi halted the teams with his hand. "This might be trouble. I'll go scout it out, and then call you if I need assistance."

Kyuubi could feel how his burning chakra seemed to calm down for a moment, the feeling of familiar chakra coming to his body and he turned to the direction where Kakashi was coming from. He grinned a foxy grin and then closed the Akatsuki cape around him tighter,moving to a lake that was located not far from the village where Tazuna and Tsunami lived. He waited on the water, before deciding that it would be prudent to wait until they would leave, and then engage them.

Kakashi spotted nothing amiss when he came to a tranquil lake, but nevertheless kept his guard on at all times, knowing that a mistake could spell death for him as he would be unable to guard himself against a possible attack if he was off guard. But still, there was no attack, so that either menat that there was no enemy., or the enemy was at least S-class. The latter would be the most possible explanation, but it seemed that nobody was there, since there was nothing to be discerned.

He motioned for the teams to come closer, and he still sensed nothing moving in the vicinity, thus indicating that there was nobody there. He nodded finally, knowing that he would be either walking to his doom or just handle the mission, having sensed no enemies anywhere.

He stood in front of the house, that looked better now that the economy of the Wave had gained new life and he knocked once, seeing Tsunami open it and immediately gain a blush on her face as she beheld him. "Oh, it is you, Kakashi-san."

Then she invited him in, shouting at her father that Kakashi-san and some Konoha Shinobi were there. Inari came to visit, and they asked about Naruto, but Kakashi did not reply to their question, and it took Sakura some difficulty to answer the question when it was directed to her, and she said that Naruto had died while on an S-class mission. Tsunami acted sad, and Inari let a few tears roll off his face. The door opened once again to admit Kyuubi, who looked like he had just returned from work or something, wearing a black jacket and he walked up to Tsunami, and in a gesture that she interpreted as something that would be called intimate, he grabbed her by the waist, pulled her in close and then kissed her on the mouth, his tongue going inside. "Ah, my little flood, I love you." He whispered in her ear, trying to look like he was a caring man.

The female shinobi in the room went aww, whilst Inari and tazuna looked at the couple and Kyuubi gave them a smile and said; "Otousan, how are you? Inari-kun, still not willing to call me dad?" he ruffled Inari's hair and then looked at the Konoha shinobi. "Ah, I take it you were the man that gave my little tsunami a bit of tension relief?" he looked at Kakashi, who shook his head. "Nothing of the sort happened…" Kyuubi shook his head then. "Oh well, I heard her talk about you, about how cute you were and such, and how you had fought for her, so…"

Kakashi shook his head, knowing that the man might have been thinking about a possible relationship between him and Tsunami. There weren't any odd things about the man. He looked to be muscled, and seemed to be very caring towards other people, and there seemed to be no tension between him and Tsunami that might indicate a strained relationship. "Is it alright that we spend the night?" he asked, knowing that it was nearly twelve o'clock. Tazuna looked at the clock, seeing how late it was, and Kyuubi looked at Inari and said; "Kid, its time for you to go to bed. If you want me to read a story to you, then wait a moment, while I go and kiss your mother a bit more, okay?"

Inari looked at Kyuubi with an exasperated look, just playing along. "I'm not some little kid! You don't have to read me a story!" he huffed and then went to his room and Kyuubi looked at Tsunami, a little smile playing along his lips. "interested in going to bed too, my little flood?"

Tsunami looked him in the eyes, seeing that they were a purplish colour and then sighed and said: "I'm never going to get you to stop calling me my little flood, am I right?" Kyuubi grinned and said: "Of course not." Then he turned to the Konoha bunch and said: "Don't mind us, but we'll be pretty loud… or at least Tsunami-chan will be loud… wear ear plugs."

"RYO!" Tsunami half shouted, her cheeks enflamed by the lewd comment, and seeing that most of the women in the room held blushes of their own, and the men seemed to be envious.

That night, Tsunami screamed something about it being too big and that it was never going to fit, and that he could come inside her and have another child with her happily being willing to be filled up. Needless to say, a very happy Kyuubi came down to greet the Konoha bunch, who looked at him and the male part looked at him with nearly sleepless eyes, looking half asleep whilst they were waking.

Tsunami nearly seemed to float downstairs, her eyes being a bit unfocused and her feet a bit wobbly. She smiled at Kyuubi and then fell in his lap, asleep to the world… causing Kyuubi to sweat drop. "I don't exactly know why she is asleep, but I guess that it was enough for her… we shouldn't have done that scene from Icha Icha Paradise volume nine, chapter seventeen…"

"The part in which the woman gets anal raped by the tentacle demon?" Kakashi piped up, his words causing all the women in the room to look at him with a very disgusted look, including Hinata.

The Konoha shinobi left after ten minutes of waiting for tsunami to wake up, saying that they would be getting some breakfast in the village and then be back to their village. They wished Ryo goodbye, Tazuna giving them the money for the mission, given to him by their daimyo.

Kyuubi waited for them on the tranquil lake, looking at the shinobi as they stood opposite of him, apparently surprised by the fact that he was a shinobi. "Pleased to meet you once again, Kakashi-kun…"

Kakashi stepped forwards, looking at the man who had apparently married Tsunami or something like that. "Ryo, what do you want?"

Kyuubi grinned and dispelled the henge that kept his Akatsuki cloak hidden from view. "Revenge." And then he began to manipulate the elements to his will.

Massive columns of water shot from the lake as they formed a horrifying creature and then it shot at Kakashi, who jumped out of the way. Immediately, Kyuubi jumped away, since the rest of the shinobi were now attacking him. He gathered some of his power within a ball and then shot it at the water, creating a massive tornado of water, making no attack able to harm him.

"Stay back, this is something for us Jounin! He's too strong for you!" Kakashi shouted, drawing Kurenai's attention as the man apparently was engulfed within a tornado of water, unable to be reached by them.

Then, the tornado dispersed, and Kyuubi was visible once again.

What appeared, shocked both Kurenai as well as Kakashi…

In the next chapter, some things happen to one miss Kurenai that shan't be told of here, to preserve the balance between a thriller, and because I won't spoil the mood… let's just give one clue… Genjutsu will be used… by who? I'm not telling, but I will say that it is human…

EDIT: to the guy who spoke in a review about the LOTR thing... did you know i thought about writing the same thing when i was writing this? I've toyed with the idea a bit, and will probably post it sometime later... but rest assured, such an idea has surfaced within my mind... after all, i am the one who loves making the main lightsided characters turn to the dark side, by becoming all evil and stuff, like they should... after all, they will become villains! you might see it some time, maybe after i release a HP fic in which Harry will be the Blood God of legend... that will be fun...

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