Bigtoven: well hope you like this one, I think it's significantly better than the other one. I am more fully off of that accursed writers block now, so it should be better. Hmm… this one seems to start out a bit creepy doesn't it?
Disclaimer: don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, never will, and just for any disbelievers out there… WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SMOKING! WHY THE HECK WOULD I BE WRITING ON FAN FICTION IF I OWNED IT! Cough, cough uh… yeah, I don't own it. Also I do not own Cujo, by Stephen King.
Warning: absolutely NO Yaoi again I don't know how that's a warning but oh well, also Major, MAJOR OOC, don't say I didn't warn you.
Title: Oh no, it's Cujo!
Genre: horror/comedy
Rating: T (for language)
"Speech"
'Thought'
/scene change/
It was around five p.m. and Yusuke just gotten home from doing whatever the hell he had been doing. Upon arriving at his house, he walked straight toward the couch, intent on watching some
mindless television for a while. As soon as he had sat down however, the phone started to ring, and after about the fifth ring, he decided to go and answer the phone, "Yo, Yusuke speakin' what
is it?" upon receiving no answer he said again "hello, anyone there?" still no answer, so slamming the phone down he walked back to the couch, cursing about lousy prank callers, and such. And
once again as soon as he sat on the couch, the phone started ringing. Getting angry Yusuke got up and quickly answered it "Hello?" He said once he answered the phone, upon receiving no
answer he got even angrier, "Okay, whoever the Hell is calling better answer right now or I swear I'm gonna find out who you are and kill your sorry ass!" He shouted into the phone, hearing no
answer, he angrily slammed the phone back down. This time though, instead of going to sit back down, he waited by the phone, intent on finding out who was on the other line, 'I swear, if this is
Kuwabara, he is gonna wish he was never born' Yusuke thought angrily while waiting for the phone to ring again. After about five minutes without the phone ringing, he decided that he probably
scared whoever had been calling off with his threat, and walked toward the couch. As soon as he sat down, he immediately froze, and looked toward the phone, just waiting for that accursed
ringing when no sound came, he relaxed and decided it was safe to watch the TV; Yusuke had just grabbed the remote when Briing crap he thought, immediately getting up and answering the
phone. "LISTEN, WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE, IF YOU DON'T STOP CALLING I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN, YOU GOT THAT BASTARD!" Yusuke
screamed into the phone, he was just about to slam the phone back down, when he heard a strange buzzing noise coming from it, 'what the…' he started, his thought trailing off as the buzzing
started to get louder. Starting to get just a tad bit freaked out (just a tad), he put the phone down, and quickly walked toward the couch. Sitting down he heard the phone start to ring once
again, still feeling a bit angry about all the callings, and a bit freaked by the buzzing, he decided to not pick up and just let it ring. He was about to turn on the television, when the phone decided
to pick itself up, hearing the buzzing sound once again, Yusuke quickly turned to his phone, seeing that it had somehow gotten off the hook. Walking over to the telephone, he quickly hung it back
up and, just for good measure, unplugged it. Feeling better about that, he turned around and headed toward the couch, to finally watch some TV, however, as soon as he sat down the phone
started ringing again. Freezing, he quickly turned toward the phone, to see that it was still unplugged from the phone line. Starting to get freaked out now, he walked up to the phone and
hesitantly answered it, which was a pretty bad idea, because as soon as he answered, that eerie buzzing sound started blasting from the phone at an awful sounding high pitch. Slamming down
the receiver, Yusuke picked up the whole phone, and threw it against the wall, effectively shattering it into a thousand pieces. 'Damn, I'm starting to get way too paranoid' Yusuke suddenly thought
to himself, looking at the shattered remains of what used to be his phone. Shaking his head at the mess, he started walking toward the door, deciding that he needed to get some fresh air,
however as he was about a few feet away from the door, the phone started once again ringing. Getting freaked out Yusuke quickly turned toward where the shattered mess of a phone was,
when that same buzzing sound came up. Starting to slowly back up, Yusuke steadily got toward the door, when he heard a low growling sound coming from his bathroom door. Quickly looking
toward the door, Yusuke saw that it looked as if something was trying to break the door down. Putting his hand on the door knob Yusuke began to slowly turn it, when his eyes suddenly
widened. His bathroom door suddenly shook violently, and a huge animal, which looked like an over sized Saint Bernard with rabies, (think Cujo, but about ten times bigger), came crashing
through it. "Oh Fuck" Yusuke exclaimed, looking at the giant rabid animal "It's a freakin' mutated Cujo!" with that said, he got ready to fire a blast of spirit energy at the giant thing, only to find out
he couldn't, "aw shit!" he exclaimed remembering why he couldn't use his spirit gun, damn it Koenma!' he said, angry 'why the hell did you have to make me go after that damn low level demon
for!" looking toward the rabid animal, that was glaring right at him with its rabid eyes, he decided to make a bolt for it, opening his door he ran as fast as he could away from it. He would be able
to kill it with his own hands, but that thing looked rabid, and he did NOT want to get bit, and have to get all kinds of shots just because of that. So running as fast as he could, with the
surprisingly fast dog just behind him, he ran toward whichever of his friends that was closest to the direction he was running. Which, unfortunately for a certain red head happened to be where
Kurama lived.
/With Kurama /
Kurama had just gone outside to get the mail when he had heard someone calling his name. Turning toward the direction the voice had come from, Kurama saw Yusuke running toward him at top
speed, frantically waving his hands in the air like a lunatic, to get his attention. Looking at him curiously, Kurama watched as Yusuke finally reached him, and started breathing heavily "Yusuke
what's wrong?" Kurama asked a little worried about what would have Yusuke acting like this. "Pant, pant, phone… buzzing… rabid Cujo…run… spirit gun… useless… shots… no…" Yusuke managed
to pant out between breaths. "Yusuke, you don't make any sense, speak clearly" Kurama asked with concern lacing his voice. Regaining his breath Yusuke quickly stated "Kurama have you had
your rabies shots yet!" "Wh… what? Kurama asked somewhat shocked at why he would ask such an odd question, "Why would you want to know?" Groaning in impatience Yusuke hurriedly
explained what had happened. "… And it's still behind me right now!" "So, your saying that you led it right to my house" Kurama said in a low calm voice. Yusuke was lucky that his mother wasn't
home or he'd be in huge trouble for leading it straight to his house, Kurama silently thought in anger, though glad that his mother wasn't home to get hurt. "Oh shit" Kurama heard Yusuke
suddenly say, looking toward where Yusuke was staring Kurama's eyes instantly widened. 'He wasn't kidding when he said it was huge' Kurama thought looking toward the giant dog. "Yusuke, I
want you to…" Kurama was saying, but cut himself off when he noticed that he was nowhere in sight. 'Where'd he go' Kurama thought quickly looking around for him. Suddenly spotting Yusuke just
slamming his screen (sp?) door shut, Kurama ran after him toward his house. Looking back he saw the 'dog' and quickly tried to open the door, only to realize that it was locked. "What the heck,
Yusuke open this damned door right now!" Kurama shouted, losing his cool at the fast approaching animal, "Sorry, but its every man for himself now!" Yusuke said, shutting the inside door and
locking it as well. "But this is my house, and I'm a fox! It doesn't count for me!" Kurama shouted banging on the door to be let in, "Same thing" Kurama heard Yusuke say from the other side of the
door. Hearing a low growling sound, Kurama came face to face with the muzzle of the giant rabid animal. Dodging its huge maw Kurama ran behind it, and started running. The 'dog' right on his
heels. After about ten, or fifteen minutes of running down streets and alleyways, Kurama finally came to a dead end. Putting his back against the brick wall, Kurama turned and faced the rabid
animal, and hoping that it wasn't as rabid as it seemed tried to bargain with it. "Look, it's not me you want, it's Yusuke, you were chasing him after all, if you let me go I'll take you right to him" he said.
Upon receiving no answer other than another growl Kurama decided that it was as mad as it looked. Dodging to the side as the beast lunged Kurama just barely missed getting bit.
Closing his eyes, and waiting for the animal to attack again, when all of a sudden he remembered something. 'Why the hell am I freaking out so much' Kurama thought to himself starting to chuckle a bit.
Swiftly side stepping the giant dog, Kurama got out his rose whip, and easily decapitated the rabid animal. Chuckling lightly at his own foolishness Kurama started walking away. Looking
toward the head of the now deceased rabid animal Kurama started to think of a way to get back a Yusuke for locking the door on him. 'I never did tell him if I had gotten those rabies shots'
Kurama thought to himself, deciding to make a quick trip to the store, he was out of whipped cream after all.
Bigtoven: hope you liked it; I might do a follow up on that rabies idea. Well anyways, sorry about my crappy writing, and grammar but I know for a fact that some people are worse than me. And on with the important question, so like, hate it, don't care, want to kill me for writing something like that? Well either tell me about it or don't the choice is entirely up to you. I won't pressure my readers to review, I might lose some.