Bigtoven: Yeah, yeah, I know this one sucks, don't get pissed. Anyways, hope you enjoy it anyways. This one is having the characters actually playing out a screwed up version of the wizard of oz. Now as a side note, there shall be no Yaoi, ha I actually didn't say that in the warning piece!
Warning: Extreme ooc-ness, bad grammar, spell check isn't 100 accurate after all. And let's see… Oh yea extreme stupidity read at your own risk.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho nor do I own the Wizard of Oz, and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory (I'm talking about the original one, not the remake) or anything else for that matter… Leave me alone already.
Yusuke was feeling mildly freaked out right at the moment. He was for some reason inside of a flying, spinning house. Why was the house flying & spinning you ask? Why it was in a tornado, that's why, and a pretty big tornado at that. Luckily for him however the tornado wasn't savagely tearing the house apart. No it was just spinning it around and around and around, and… Okay that's enough I'm getting dizzy. Another reason why
Yusuke was so lucky is that he wasn't alone, nope his friend Kurama also happened to be in the spinning house with him, "What the hell is happening?!" Yusuke screeched out while trying to hold himself steady inside of the spinning house. "We appear to be inside of a flying house that is also spinning, which is also inside of a tornado."
Kurama replied from his current position on the floor "I can see that, but why are we inside of a flying house that's spinning! How the hell did we get here in the first place?!" "How the hell should I know? I'm just as lost as you are at the moment!" Kurama yelled back while attempting to shakily stand up, and failing miserably "why the heck do you keep doing that! It's starting to get annoying!" Yusuke screamed at him, while going over
toward a trash can to empty his lunch, along with anything else he'd eaten. "I'm a fox; I can't stand up inside of anything that's moving like this!" Kurama replied while shakily standing up, and throwing his arms out for balance. He stayed like that for a few seconds before the house suddenly jerked and plopped down on the
ground, immediately throwing him off balance and causing him to smack face first into a wall "SON OF A…" "Hey Kurama I think we stopped." Yusuke suddenly said walking toward the door with the big sign marked 'Exit' in neon light. "Wow, wherever we are the people here have obviously never heard the words 'tone it down' before" Yusuke said looking around at all the colorful scenery. "Thanks for your concern for my well
being Yusuke" Kurama said sarcastically while walking outside and also looking at the overdone scenery, with all of the overly bright colors, when he suddenly spotted something. "Shit Yusuke you landed the house on someone!" Kurama stated pointing towards where only the legs and an arm from someone were sticking out from underneath the house. "Hey I didn't land this thing, and besides, its there own fault for not moving out of
the way" "can't argue with you there. I would have certainly moved if it were me… anyways we better get moving before anyone comes and thinks that we intentionally dropped this house on whoever this is." Kurama said, and then started walking towards the house. "Right behind ya" Yusuke said, following, when suddenly something caught his eye "wow, nice shoes, and that watch has got to be worth a lot" Yusuke said to himself looking toward the cool looking sneakers, and the solid gold watch that were on the corpse.
It was all quiet for a few seconds as Yusuke and Kurama were walking back inside the house when suddenly a bunch of little midgets came out from seemingly nowhere. "Look at the witch, she's smashed!" One of the midgets said "and look at who did it!" another said pointing toward Yusuke "Hurray, hurray, she destroyed the wicked witch!" all of them said happily. "What The HELL did you just call me!?" Yusuke shouted immediately turning around to look at the orange midgets with green hair. "Why the hell would you call me a she! I can imagine Kurama, he looks like a girl, but Me, Me I look nothing like a prissy ass girl you damn little oompa
loompa's!" Yusuke shouted out in anger "Hey! I don't look like a girl, and I'll have you know that lots of girls think I'm a very hot guy" Kurama said in his defense. "You have defeated the wicked witch. You are the chosen one!" the oompa loompa's said, unfazed by Yusuke's outburst. "Wow that explains why these shoes and watch magically appeared on me!" "No it isn't, you stole them" one of the oompa loompa's corrected. Just then a big
bubbly bubble appeared out of nowhere and gently flew towards them, and by gently flew I mean crashed into anything in its way, bowling over several oompa loompa's and running over some unfortunate oompa loompa who happened to be in its way before finally landing in front of them, "Hello I'm" "What the hell is Boton doing here!" Yusuke shouted out in shock looking towards the bubble, which contained Boton "Well, as I was
saying…" "I've absolutely no idea, and what the heck is she doing in that bubble." "I was just going to…" "What if she's trapped in there or something? We should get her out of that thing!" "No I'm not tra…" "Your right, I'll get her out of there right now" Kurama said, cutting off Boton mid sentence, again, he then reached into his hear and pulled out a… needle? "Got it" Kurama stated holding up the needle and getting ready to pop the
bubble Boton was in "No wait don't…. POP! Ahhhhh plop" "… pop the bubble…Okay that's it! I tried to be nice and play along with this crap but you two just plain screwed it up! Just see if I help your asses now you dang hoodlums!" Boton shouted out in rage, having just none to gently been dropped on her ass, from getting her bubble popped. "Shese someone's ungrateful" Yusuke whispered to Kurama, who nodded in reply "What
the hell is there to be grateful about! You popped my damn bubble! Now what am I suppose to ride in!" "Did I say ungrateful, I meant pmsing." Yusuke whispered to Kurama, and then quickly jumped out of the way as a ball of spirit energy was thrown towards him "Damn Boton I was just joking no need to go all mental and try to kill me!" Yusuke shouted at Boton "Uh, I wasn't the one who threw that" "really? Then who … What the hell is
grandma doing here and why is she dressed like that." Yusuke said looking toward Genkai, who happened to be standing a few feet away from Boton and was dressed like the wicked witch from the wizard of oz. "You dimwit didn't you listen to what Boton said" "but she didn't say anything" "of course she did, stop being such a dimwit, you dumbass" "actually Yusuke's telling the truth Boton didn't tell us anything" Kurama said in Yusuke's
defense. Hearing this coming from Kurama, Genkai knew that it had to be correct. "Why the hell didn't you tell them Boton!" "Uhh…well, you see… I was going to, but then they kept cutting me off, then they popped my bubble, and…" "Enough already! I don't need to hear you're dang sob story! Now listen here you dimwits, have you ever watched the wizard of oz?" Genkai said turning her attention to Yusuke and Kurama. At the nod
from both, she continued "well this is the same thing, and Boton is the kind witch, I'm the wicked witch of the west. Say anything and die! Yusuke, you're Dorothy, and Kurama your Toto, got it!" "What the Hell! Why am I Dorothy, Kurama looks more like her than I do!" "It was either that or the dog" "never mind. Kurama's better at being a dog than I am." "Great, and now to spear myself the headache I'm leaving" and with that said Genkai
disappeared in a puff of smoke, causing everyone in her immediate area to start choking from too much smoke. With a slight growl of anger Yusuke started off on the yellow brick road "well Kurama are you coming? I aint waiting for you forever you know." turning toward Kurama "…Uh… Kurama, why are you looking at me that way…" Yusuke said slowly backing away from a very enraged Kurama "Why are your eyes glowing red, and
why are your claws and teeth getting sharper… Uh… and why do I sense bloodlust coming from you're… Y. You know I was just kidding about you looking like a girl don't you, heh, heh that was just a joke; you don't look anything like a girl." Yusuke said nervously "First, you insult my looks by saying I look like a girl, and then you insult me further by calling me a damn, lowly, filthy disgusting dog! You bastard I'll kill you!" Kurama yelled
out angrily, lunging towards Yusuke "I was just kidding, no don't AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "gulp, err… someone should have told him that fox's and dogs pretty much hate each other" Boton silently said to herself while watching Kurama mauling Yusuke "uh, so… Let's go to that chocolate factory you guys told me so much about!" Boton said running off with the oompa lumpa's close behind. None wanting, nor too willing to be a witness to Yusuke's murder.
Bigtoven: So, How was it? Like it, Hate it, want to gouge your eyes out because of it? Well good for you. Because you actually made it all the way through to the end! Congratulations! As a reward for your miraculous feat I shall give you… a piece of invisible gum! Remember its invisible so don't expect to see it.