The tale of Three Siblings

by Squeer

and a sister in law, along with 4 other friends, and a two headed dragon. Together, they will defeat naraku, in accordance with the prophecy. First, they need the demon sword, Sounga, and inny needs ramen. Pairings:Inukag,SesshyxOC, and possible others. :

4. How to Beat Naraku

Hey people! Long time no read. Well, lets get on with the lawyer repellent, and then we get to the next chappie, so…yeah…

Merlin: is that all you have to say?

Me: yes, I'm trying to get everything updated today, and I have no time to talk to everybody.

Merlin: Okay, then why are you talking to me?

Me: You're right, it's time to ignore you and …get to the lawyer repellent.

Lawyer Repellent: I own nothing that has a trade mark or patent, and if I'm sued I will throw chibis at you.

Chapter 3:

How to Beat Naraku

"Hi, InuYasha, I'm your sister, Sakura Taisho," Sakura said.

"Whadda ya mean sister!" InuYasha asked. "I have no sister."

"Well, as usual you are wrong, InuYasha," Sessho-Maru stated coldly.

"Oh brother!" Sakura-Taisho sighed.

"Sessho-Maru please be nice," Sheeba requested.

"Yes, Honey," Sessho-Maru agreed.

"Anyway, take a seat," Sakura-Taisho ordered, snapping her fingers. Enough chairs for everyone, except Miroku showed up. Everybody took a seat, leaving Miroku standing up.

"What about me?" he asked.

"You get to stand," Sakura-Taisho answered, not noticing that that Miroku was slowly inching towards her. Miroku got to where he was about three feet from Sakura-Taisho, and then kneeled down on one knee.

"Will you do me the honor of bearing my children?" Miroku asked.

"Umm…no (slaps Miroku), don't even think about it," Sakura-Taisho said, and right after the initial slap, pine cones began flying at him of their own accord.

"Oww! Owwie!" Miroku cried. "SOMEBODY CALL OFF THE PINE CONES!" Miroku took off into the forest.

"Well, now that he's out of our hair, down to business. Myouga and I have figured out a way to kill off Naraku once and for all!" Sakura announced.

InuYasha finally noticed Sheeba.

"Hey tall, dark, and human, who are you?" InuYasha asked.

"Who me? I'm nobody in particular," Sheeba answered.

"Somehow I find that hard to believe," InuYasha said.

"How are we gonna kill Naraku?" Sheeba asked Sakura-Taisho.

"We shall wait until the full moon, and then we shall attack him. Sessho-Maru, you and InuYasha need to help me retrieve Sounga," Sakura-Taisho answered.

"There is no way that I'm gonna fetch that sword!" InuYasha shouted.

"Oh yes you are," Sakura-Taisho ordered.

"And how are we gonna get it? Hell closed up after we defeated the sword!" InuYasha argued.

"I know of another way to get to Hell," Sakura-Taisho answered, "And without dying on the way there."

"Well, if you can make this work, then we might as well try it your way," InuYasha finally submitted after a few more hours of arguing.

And that's the end of the chapter, yes, I know cliffies suck, but I can't type anymore on this one, as this is about where I stopped in the notebook. Thanks to everyone, bye!

Squeaker 1