Okay, well here's Chapter 3!
It focuses on Gaara and Itachi a lot... With a bit of Neji too! Either next chapter or Chapter 5 will have lots of action with him.. and coming up next chapter for sure are Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke... But for now, enjoy this chapter!
Oh, and before I get reviews yelling at me, let me resolve something... Yes, Deidara is female in this story. As far as I know, although most people think Deidara is male, there is no solid proof to prove Deidara's gender one way or the other 100 for sure. So... in this story, I'm writing with Deidara being a girl, and in my otherNaruto story, Deidara will be male- to appease everyone! If youhappen to be one of those crazy fangirls who like want to marry DeiDei or something, then I don't know if you'll want to read this or not... But try to deal with Dei being a girl in this story, and don't take offense!
I really want you to enjoy the fic! Please read and review:)
Everybody Needs A Sidekick!
Chapter 3
Later that evening, Gaara ran excitedly into Yamanaka Flower Shop.
"Hey pig! Guess what! I'm getting a Sidekick!" Gaara grinned proudly and waited to hear Ino's praise and jealously pour out.
"Take that back bitch! I'm not a pig! Besides, your sis already took away your phone idiot!" Ino's face looked angry, but the Botox she had gotten the day before made it hard to frown. Ino 'Hmphed' and threw flowers at Gaara in anger… but he took it the wrong way.
"Oh thank you Ino! Free flowers! You're the best! I can use these for my theme… I'm gonna go show Temari and maybe she'll change her mind about thinking you and Dei are a bad influence on me! …" Gaara picked up the flowers and turned to go, then quickly remembered his other reason for being there. "Oh and here is an invitation to my Sweet 16! Rainbows and pink ponies, and you have to be part of my 'court'! We're going dress shopping next week!" Gaara gave her the invitation and then ran home.
"Temari-chan! Temari-chan! Temari you bitch get down here!" Temari came storming down the stairs murmuring curses, fan ready in hand.
"What do you want Gaara?" Temari put her hands on her hips and gave him a dirty look. "Look! Ino gave me free flowers! See she's a good friend!" Temari glared at him, "I'm sure she just threw them at you in anger."
Temari turned around and started walking away. Then she felt something heavy jump onto her back, and she fell to the floor. She looked up and saw Gaara on her back yelling, "C'mon horsey! Let's go!" Temari slipped herself out from under him and slapped him, "Go on my back again like that again and you won't be able to talk or eat for a month!" Gaara's face lit up, "Yay! You're gonna give me a makeover, and a facelift! Oh thank you Temari-chan!"
Temari walked up the stairs and went into her room, shaking her head in disbelief the whole way. She picked up her cell phone and called Shikamaru- she needed some sensible conversation desperately.
Later that evening Gaara walked up to Temari's room. He banged on her door loudly, "Temari-chan! Get out here lazy ass! Temari you big fat bitch!"
Temari slammed her door open, "What! I was sleeping you gay ogre! It's 1 a.m. bastard!" Gaara paused, frightened, and then got all perky again, "Well I have to tell you something important! There's this party tonight and you need to drive me!" Temari looked at him like he had 57 eyes, "No."
"Oh puh-lease Temari!", Gaara grabbed her foot. Then he thought for a second. "Oh! Temari! Go get your kimono on! Sasuke said he would take you!" Temari paused, "Oh my god really! I'll go get ready!" "Ha ha ha! Sucka!" ,Gaara whispered. Gaara ran into his room and changed into his strapless lavender dress. And he didn't hesitate to completely doll himself out with make-up too.
Temari walked out of her room with her black knee length kimono on ready to go. "Gaara! Gaara!" Gaara came running out of his room tripping because he had 6-inch heels on. Temari looked at him shocked and disgusted and started walking back to her room.
"Oh no you don't Tem. You're going!" Gaara grabbed something out of his pocket quickly, lifted it up to his mouth and blew in it. A sleeping dart shot out of it headed for Temari. She turned around and it hit her, right in the shoulder. She fell to the ground saying, "I'll get you bitch."
Gaara dragged her out to the waiting limo. He got in and said, "Drive ugly!" Kankurou sitting in the driver's seat said, frightened, "Yes master!"
They drove for about 15 minutes and finally arrived at the night club where the party was taking place.
"Aaahh! The 'free cell phone give-away' party! My dream come true!" Gaara bolted from the car and ran into the club, and to the exclusive room where the party was being held, dragging Temari across the floor behind him. He was the first in line to get a cell phone.
"Two celly phoneys beesh!" The man gave him one. "Sorry kid only one per person." Gaara was shocked, "But look! I have my sister with me!"
Gaara threw Temari on the table, "See!" The man looked at him, "We don't give dead carcasses cell phones. Now leave!" "What! She's not dead! See!" Gaara picked her up and started moving her arms and said, "Howdy do! I'm alive and I need a cell phone! So be nice and give me one!"
The man took out a gun and said, "Look kid, get out of here or I'll use this!" Gaara spit at the man and left Temari there, forgetting all about her as he fondled his new cell phone. The man looked at her and then went into a room behind the cell phone selling stand.
While he was gone, and while the bouncers were keeping everyone else from entering the club till he got back, a mysterious, dark figure passed by the cell phone table. He stared for a second, trying to deny the temptation, then grabbed every single cell phone the club was giving away and stashed them into his cloak, walking back in to the main part of the club. 'Who would dare have an exclusive 'cell phone party' without the Uchiha Itachi anyway? The nerve of some people!..', he thought as he walked out of the private room.
The worker returned moments later. "Well, the Leaf and Mist village people should be here soon..and since that ass left the girl here, maybe I could sell her!" The man made a sign and not to much later all the elite chunnin and jounin from Konoha, who'd been invted to the exclusive party were there waiting to get cell phones.
The bouncers let the first few party-goers in, and as the man reached for a phone, he realized they weren't there. In his shock and horror he quickly thought of something to appease the club's customers, and announced, "I have this girl for sale! Bidding starts at $500!"
Kakashi looked at her and then yelled to the man, "What can she do?" "Anything… and at anytime too!" The man said enthusiastically.
Kakashi promptly bid $550. And then everyone else started bidding, the cell phone giveaway forgotten.
Not too long after, the bidding ended and Temari was sold- without knowing it- for $3457 to Neji. After the party, Neji threw Temari into the back seat of his limo and he sat in the passenger seat harassing the driver, "So then he was like no way, and I was like yes way." "Please sir, just shut up!", the driver said extremely irritated, "I think you've talked enough for today." Neji snapped his fingers in the driver's face angrily, but shut up the rest of the way home.
Meanwhile, although Neji had left to take Temari back to his place, the party was still in full swing. Gaara was having a great time dancing and hanging out with Ino, who had just arrived, showing off his new cell phone. All thoughts of his sister were long forgotten. After a while, Gaara figured he'd better go check his make-up and freshen up, and so left the room to go find the powder room, fondling his cell phone the entire way.
Itachi walked back to the table he'd been sitting at in the main room of the club and sat down. "So, ya get what ya want?.." Kisame asked over his 10th drink of the night, speech slurred so he was almost unintelligible.
"Yes, of course." Itachi answered simply, as he took out a few of the cell phones and laid them on the table for Kisame to see. "However, I am quite disconcerted at the guest list for this party.." "Ah, don' worry 'bout it! They obviously aren't good 'nough to have ya there!" Kisame said, grabbing Itachi's arm in his drunken stupor, and patting it in sympathy. Itachi threw off Kisame's grasp, and quickly gave him the biggest death glare ever. "Do. Not. Touch my person. Ever." Itachi said angrily as he put his cell phones back away.
"We've been here long enough; let's go." Kisame was on the verge of tears from that glare, but nodded solemnly and quickly finished his drink.
Just as he stood up, tottering back and forth and almost falling over, Itachi grabbed his arm with such force that he fell back into his seat, breaking it and falling to the floor. "The hell!.."
"Kisame… Is that?.. That boy there. In his hands, he's carrying a Sidekick, is he not!.." Itachi gasped in wonder and excitement. But it was the lopsided smile on his face that really terrified Kisame. As he lay in a fetal position on the floor, telling himself it was all just a dream, Itachi walked off towards the boy. Just as Gaara was about to enter the powder room, make-up already in hand, Itachi stepped in front of him.
Gaara stopped and quickly gave him a death stare, "Get out of my way lady I was gonna go in there first!" Itachi glared at him and replied, "I'm not a lady…" "Oh, so you're a girl!.." "No. I'm a guy… and I'm not going into the powder room. I was just wondering if I could use your side-kick little girl."
"Oh my god! Girls! Girls! This guy wants to go into the powder room!" Ino ran over, followed by other girls. Ino grabbed Gaara arm for a moment, but when she realized what was happening, she and almost everybody screamed and Ino and several other girls fainted.
The rest of the screeching girls came to help them, yelling at Itachi, "You perverted bastard!" "Ew freak, how dare you!" "Some guys just have no class!" "Die you freakin' rapist!" and hitting him with their purses. Gaara screeched and skipped away to his limo. And right before he left the building he yelled, "I'm not a girl! I'm a girly man!"
Itachi sighed for a moment, then reached up and pulled his hair out of its ponytail, swishing it around in the strange and sudden breeze that wafted through the room. Suddenly, the crazed girls stopped beating him. And just stared. "Oh my gosh!" "He's sooo hot…." "I want his number!"
As the girls fawned over Itachi's Kage Bunshin, he made his way over to Kisame and left. Gaara was just getting into his limo as the two Akatsuki members made their way out of the club. Itachi let go of Kisame, who fell to the ground, totally wasted, as he transformed himself to look like Ino(he'd realized they must be friends from the way she responded to Gaara's cries near the powder room).
"Brush faster!", Neji demanded while putting on cosmetic lotions. "I don't know how I got here and how you supposedly bought me but I swear I'll get out!", Temari yelled. "Shut up and brush! I'm getting a photo shoot done tomorrow with Sasuke! And I have to look absolutely gorgeous and my hair has to go according to the Three P's!" Temari looked at him puzzled… does that mean piss… pocket.. and pot-", Temari got cut off, "No! It means pretty, plush, and posh! So hurry up with the brushing!"
"Um, hey! Where're you going?.. Can I look at your Sidekick for a sec?.."
Gaara turned at the voice, and found Ino standing next to his limo. "Hey, ugly, wait a sec.", he commanded Kankurou, who had been about to drive away. Turning and switching back over to a perky voice, Gaara said, "Sure Ino. But hey! Get in; I totally forgot we were supposed to have a sleepover tonight!"
Gaara grabbed the Henged Ino and started pulling 'her' into the car. "I'm sorry, but no." Ino replied in a serious voice. "I.. I have other plans."
"Oh, pee-shaw! I know you're just playing around… But really though, you have to see the new purse I bought after you left earlier! Only $500! But I couldn't wear it tonight because it so clashed with my dress!.."
Gaara looked like he was about to cry about his poor purse, as Itachi-henged-as-Ino still tried to pull away. Damn that kid had a strong grip. "Um.. no, I really have no interest in a sleepover tonight." "You talk funny Ino! But ah, guess you just got all partied out! But c'mon, you so have to come back to my place!"
With that, Gaara gave a final tug and pulled Itachi into the limo. "Drive ugly.", he commanded Kankurou, back in his low and angry voice. Itachi meanwhile sat there in the back of the limo, completely disgusted, as far as he could get from Gaara, as the boy tried to show 'Ino' his new designer shoes, and explained for what seemed like forever where he had bought his make-up.
Itachi looked back helplessly, wondering why Kisame wasn't doing anything to help him retrieve his cell phone and escape, but as the limo turned the corner, he saw him still lying there on the ground. Damn, this was going to be a long night. If he didn't get the boy's cell phone after this, lots of people were going to die.
Well, I hope you enjoyed! Next chapter is coming soon! Please read and review, and let me know who you'd like to see in future chapters too:)