Ack, sorry for not updating in so long!!My fellow writer has been busy, and kind of lost interest in the story for a while. But now she's back to write with me, so we'll be updating probably every 2 weeks.

This chapter is about Itachi's long and arduous plight to get that damned Sidekick off of Gaara. I want to thank everyone for their support and reviews, even though this hasn't been updated in so long. Someone said in a review that they didn't like the story because of the focus on cell phones though- well, every story has to have a plot, and a subject that it's based on. The problem in this story just happens to be about cell phones, because it's funny. I'm sorry that you disliked that!

Everybody Needs A Sidekick!

Chapter 4

They drove up to Gaara's house and came to a stop, "Like wow! We're here!!", Gaara yelled in enthusiasm. Gaara ran into the house pulling Ino behind him.

"Temari!! Temari!!", called Gaara, "Hmm…maybe she's out…with her boyfriend. Her dirty, disgusting, selfish, lazy, crab-ass boyfriend Shikamaru!!!" Gaara gripped Ino's arm extremely tightly. And 'she' screamed so high dogs outside started barking. "Oh! Ino what happened?! Did your make-up get smudged?! Here I'll go get a wet towel!!" 'Ino' fell down clutching her painful arm, "I am going to kill that child…and get his sidekick."

Gaara came back into the main entrance hall carrying not only a towel but two pairs of fuzzy pink slippers, fashion magazines, make-up and nail polish, hair accessories, and little plushies of him, Ino, Temari, and Kankurou. "Ino! I'm back!", exclaimed Gaara in an extra perky voice. 'Ino' looked at all of the pink stuff he had in his hands and almost vomited.

"Uh..heh, who is that for..?", said 'Ino' with shock in her voice. "Psh! Us silly!" Ino stumbled and started hyperventilating. "Oh my God I need to get out of here now.." She turned around and ran towards the front door. Gaara shouted, "Ugly!", and Kankurou quickly blocked Ino's exit.

Gaara had an evil expression on his face and he walked toward Ino and Kankurou, "Now I'm mad.." His face got all red. He clutched Ino's arm and threw her into pile of bags from Abercrombie. Then he went over to Kankurou, "You, make me so angry! You're so ugly I just want to rip my beautiful eyelashes out!"

Kankurou looked scared and confused, "But master, you don't have eyelashes…or eyebrows. Heh.." Gaara got even madder than before; he clutched Kankurou's throat and with his sand threw Kankurou back against the limo outside so hard that the metal wrapped around his entire body. Blood began to gush everywhere.

Gaara looked at him in disgust. "Oh my God, and I thought you where ugly before?! Oh God..so appalling! Ugh! Where's Temari?! I am NOT cleaning that up! Ew…" Gaara turned to Ino, "Do you like even know where that thing has been? I use it to clean the toilet and underneath the seats in the limo, and who knows what's under there. That thing could have AIDs, yuck!" Gaara slammed the double-doors shut leaving Kankurou to bleed.

A few minutes later a knock came at the door. Gaara walked over, and said, "Ugly I swear if it's you, you will have no food for three months!"

A high-pitched voice answered, "Are you like calling me ugly…yeah?! Uh like Pshh, I am so not ugly, I was in Fairy-topia magazine, and on the cover of ShinobiChic last month!" Gaara opened the door, immediately switching back to his perky voice, "Oh! Come in darling! Like, Ino and me have had such a good time so far!"

Deidara walked in, "Hey Ino..yeah!" Ino was going through Gaara's purse looking for his side-kick. "Uh..sure, what-ever." Ino continued looking.

"Wow you must have like, not gone shopping in a while to be in that kind of mood." Gaara grabbed Deidara and 'Ino' by the arm then they went upstairs.

The real Ino meanwhile had recovered from her fainting spell, and called Gaara on his designer Side-kick. "Hey! Gaara we still on for that sleep-over tonight?" Gaara replied, "Psh, poser stop!" Gaara hung up. "…Uh, Gaara? Are you still there? And I am so not a poser, go to Sakura if you want to see one." Ino hung up the phone.

Deidara who was painting her nails hot pink asked, "Who was that, like yeah.." Gaara walked over and got some make-up, "Probably Sakura, you know that guy I hate with the pink hair? She/he was totally posing as Ino I mean like ugh! Sakura isn't even close to as preppy and pretty as Ino is, am I right girls?!"

Deidara looked up, "Oh my God yeah!" 'Ino' just sat there, all depressed and made a very low growling noise. Gaara looked at Ino's face which was very ugly because of her angry look. "Ah! Ino! Try on some make-up! Your make-up is all blah!"

A couple of hours passed and Gaara turned on the TV. "Oh look! The History of Cell Phones is on!"

Ino's face became red, "Can we please watch something else…!" Deidara looked at Ino like she was on drugs, "Wow, see Gaara this is what happens when you don't go shopping for two days in a row." Deidara turned on channel 3, "Oh look my favorite soap!" Gaara's face lit up, "Really what is it called?!" "As the Cell Rings."

They kept on talking, and talking for hours on end, skipping through 999 channels. Finally on channel 999 there was a show about boxes. 'Ino' let out a sigh of relief, glad not to have to focus on 'her' failure to get Gaara's phone, and said, "Thank God, no more cell phones." Then the show talked about how you make boxes for cell phones.

Ino started twitching and then picked up all the nail polish and threw it at the walls. Gaara looked at her, then at the walls. He almost cried, "Ino…your decorating…is...just so…beautiful!!" Deidara smiled brightly, "Yeah, I absolutely love it! How did you ever come up with that style, such a good form of art! Yeah!! Wow, I wish I had your talent..yeah!"

They both walked over to Ino and hugged 'her'. Oddly enough, 'Ino' some what smiled, the first in a long, long time. Deidara fell asleep and Gaara put on fuzzy pink ear muffs and a sleeping mask to rest. Itachi drifted off, thinking happily to himself, "I…I feel so loved, and wanted..!"

Itachi woke up with a start, having returned to his normal self. He took Gaara's cell phone and left the house. He walked to the limo, forgetting that it was demolished. He saw Kankuro still there, "Ew. It's Ugly." Grudgingly, he decided to walk back to Akatsuki headquarters, fondling his new designer Side-kick cell phone.

Heh, I know the chapter was short, and only focused on 3 characters... Sorry about that!! Next chapter will be longer, and focus on more people. And remember, if there's a Naruto character you wanna see in this story, let us know!! We're willing to include any character in the story. Hope you enjoyed!!! Review:)