Mystic: Another chapter of Beyond the Stars! THAT'S IT? DAMNIT!
Clario: No cursing in this damn fan fic.
Mystic: Fuck you! I'd rather drown in a shitty pool of fucking lava than listen to another crappy Beyond the Stars chapter!
Clario: Then who would make the ice cream around here?
Mystic: ...
Clario: Whoops, wrong line.
Mystic: ...
Clario: Then who would be here to play GBA with me while I make the fan fic?
Mystic: Damnit, I don't even like Chess.
Clario: Fine. Go drown in the damn pool of lava.
Mystic: ...I think you should start the fan fic. And besides, I was kidding.
Clario: Ok. But there still is no damn cursing in this damn fan fic.
Mystic: Otherwise, it would be blocked out...not.
Beyond the Stars
So, once again, is the continuation of this fan fic. Yep...
Part 1: Poof! Icy.
Kirby: Get to the point!
What?
Mystic: Fine, fine. I'll jump the stairs.
Kirby: No! That's how you die!
Gerby: Um...I don't know if I should be laughing at them, or giving them advice... I'll go with laughing at them. Hahaha!
Waddle: Intake of breath and releasing breath in idiotic manner!
Mystic, Kirby, and Gerby: ...
Waddle: What?
Anyway...
Kirby: GET TO THE POINT! DON'T JUMP THE STAIRS!
Mystic: YOU EXPECT ME TO RUN UP THE ENDLESS STAIRS!
Kirby: YOU NEED 70 STARS!
Mystic: Fine, fine...runs up the stairs See? I HAVE 70 stars!
Kirby: Mystic...you have 7.
Mystic: logic! I'm jumping it!
Kirby: Give me that extra DS, I'm going in with you.
Some guy: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Kirby: If it's that damn Cappy with the hat, I am not even going to bother helping him.
Some guy: MY HAT IS MISSING!
Kirby: Yes. The Cappy with the hat. Screw him. Her. It. Mystic, just get 63 more stars.
Mystic: Ok! (gets 3 stars) I have 100! WOOT!
Kirby: Mystic...You're holding the DS up-side down.
Mystic: Oh. turns it right-side up You know, I heard from one of my friends that I had mystical powers. Namely, Clario.
Waddle: No wonder they named you Mystic. And, give me my DS. I'm going in.
Gerby: Oh, oh! Me too!
Suddenly, Mystic was incased within a block of ice.
Mystic:
Kirby: What! We can't hear you!
Mystic:
They disappeared. Into some icy cave.
Kirby: Where the hell are we?
Waddle: The sign says, 'Icy Incredible'. Nice name.
Kirby: But...where's Mystic?
Gerby: Who knows? Let's look for him. I am gifted with the Plasma ability! dons the Plasma ability
Kirby: Wow. Sees a Boxin and sucks it up Now I'm Fighter Kirby!
Plasma Gerby: Alright, let's go!
Waddle: Hey, what about me?
Fighter Kirby: Um...sees a sword Here, use this to defend yourself.
Waddle: Awesome! I got a tiny sword! Ok, onwards we go.
Part 2: Frozen!
Mystic: Ahhhh! Let me out of here!
Unknown: Eyah heh heh heh heh heh! You cannot leave because-
Servant: Here's your pie, sir.
Unknown: What did I tell you about bothering me! Face the consequences!
Unknown's Bitch: Ha! What are you...Hey! You changed my name!
Unknown: Yes. Now leave!
Unknown's Bitch: Fine...
Unknown: Anyway, I will now DESTROY you! Eyah heh heh heh heh heh!
Mystic: Um...why?
Unknown: You know, that's a good question. So I can absorb your powers.
Mystic: ...That is a good reason. Too bad! HHHAAA! shoots an icicle from hands Whoa! How did I do that...If I'm gifted with Ice powers...then...
Unknown: Aw, crap.
Mystic: DIAMOND DROP! (a huge icicle falls from the ceiling and hits Unknown)
Unknown: Ow...That's it! RPG style!
(glass shatter)
Mystic casts Icy Shot!
59 damage!
Unknown kicked! Miss!
Mystic casts Icicle Cling!
Unknown was frozen to the ground!
Unknown: Ok! I give up...
Mystic: EAT THIS! DIAMOND DUST! whoosh!
Unknown was nowhere to be seen.
Plasma Gerby: Mystic! We've been looking all over for you!
Mystic: (twitch)
(insert bright flash here)
Waddle: Mystic is... the Ice Kirby...
Mystic: Well? Are we headed home or not?
Fighter Kirby: Right, let's go.
End the chapter.