Envy

Envy had sugar. Actually it was sugar water, but either way he got sugar. Now he was sitting, swaying back and forth, and singing. But that wasn't the worst part, oh no. Every five seconds he would change his appearance and voice. So he would go something like this: Ed, Roy, Al, Lust, Scar, Sloth, King Bradley, Ross, Riza, ect. Well Lust walked in and was not happy. She was furious.

"Envy, why are you doing this!" she yelled in rage. Hopefully whatever was wrong with him was not serious.

"I had sugar! I feel pretty, Oh so pretty!" He sang as a response.

"Well calm down or shut up, Damn it!" she yelled covering her ears. Envy just continued his song.

"I feel, pretty, and witty, and" he changed to Roy, "Gay!" then he went on with his random changing.

"Could you not yell/sing it please?" Lust nearly screamed. "You're hurting my ears!" Envy went to a normal singing voice.

"Who is that girl in the mirror there?" Lust stared at him in confusion. She had heard this song somewhere before, just couldn't name where.

"Who can attractive girl be?" For this whole line he had been Naga (from Slayers).

"Who is that! Are you implying that I'm not as attractive as her?" she stared at Envy who was still changed as Naga. The person had basket balls for boobs and nothing but a bra and underwear type outfit with a cape. The black hair was in a ponytail.

"Well face it; she does have a much bigger chest than you!"

"So!" Lust grew her nails out. "She's a slut!"

"But she can pull it of, unlike you!"

"WHAT!" Lust ran at him (or her, in this case) with a murderous look in her eyes. Envy ran away doing the infamous Naga laugh.

"OOOOH, HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! You'll never catch the infamous Naga, the white serpent!"

Lust never did catch him, but that was the sugar high's fault. Be sure though, when it wore off she got him. And killed him twice.

Author's notes: If you want to know how the rest of the song goes just tell me, and I'll e-mail you a link. Sorry it took so long to update! These ideas are getting harder to find. If you have an anime character that you would like to see me write a sugar high for, in your reply tell who, and what you think would happen. Any anime character will do. Even ones who are not FMA characters.