Ed

Ed walked into the headquarters in central feeling lighter than air. After lots of sugar cereal he was more hyper than ever. If it only weren't for every person in the building looking down on him he would be ecstatic. Havoc stopped and said hi, leaning down just a bit. Ed took this the wrong way and decided to beat him up for thinking he was short.

Riza came up to him a few minutes later.

"Are you lost Ed? Because you're nowhere near your office."

"I think I am." Ed responded. He didn't need to beat up Riza for looking down on him. She was nice, not sympathetic. She led him down halls towards his office. On the way they passed several people who stopped to say hi. Ed beat them up for thinking he was short. Roy was the 5th person.

"I don't know what to do with him sir." Riza confessed. "He won't stop beating people for looking down at him."

"Take him to your office and lock him up till he calms down." Roy told her.

"Yessir." She took off for her office with Ed in tow.

After he beat a total of 53 people up in the same manner for the same reason Riza dragged him into Roy's office.

"Sir I can not deal with him any longer! I leave him to you!" She said and then stormed out. But Roy had another problem right then. With a sly grin he figured out how to get rid of both his problems.

Roy put him in a large room to dispose of a failed experiment. Ed looked at the big cube of sugar that nearly took up the entire space. Ed paced around it for awhile, thinking of how to get rid of it. Then he looked up at it, looking down at him.

"You think just like everyone else that I'm no bigger than a grain of sand, don't you?! Well I'll teach you!" Ed attacked it. When the punching didn't work he decided to use another tactic.

King Bradley was walking down the hall when the door to the room Ed was currently in burst open as a wave of sugar pored out. It covered Bradley and most of the other people in the hall. He stormed into the room, very angry.

"What the hell is going on in there?!" He yelled as he stormed into the now white room. Ed sat on the floor smiling. He was clearly pleased with himself.

"I made it go boom! Just like Roy told me to!" He yelled back. Bradley took his anger out on Roy by making him hand clean all the sugar with Ed still on a sugar high.

Hope you all enjoyed! I finally was able to take all your good ideas for this one and turn them into a story! No on to the other 10 or so ideas. As always, ideas are welcomed with much thanks. Till next time (which will hopefully be shorter)!