Disclaimers: I do not own any characters in any of these chapters. Only what happens to them.
Warnings: Bit of shounen-ai in this chap. Nothing to big, just a kiss.
Duo and Heero, that's right, double sugar high!
The pilots were all currently trapped in the library.
Why? Because I'm the author, you shouldn't bother yourselves with the why's in a humor story. Okay back to the story.
Quatre, Wufei, and Trowa starred in awe at the two pilots who were acting very differently.
Duo was sitting with his elbows on his knees, fingers laced and covering his mouth. Think Sauske from Naruto. Heero was currently bouncing on the couch, much like Duo on one of his 'happy bouncy' days.
"Duo, are you feeling alright?" Quatre was the brave one who spoke first.
"Not really," Duo responded. He sounded depressed.
"Come on Duo? Why are you so down?" Heero asked him. He sounded too happy, almost high. Duo starred at him.
"I'm stuck in a room with someone who obviously should belong in a nut house." Duo faced forward again. "Why would I be happy," it was more of a statement than a question.
"They must be playing a prank," Wufei concluded. "Stop it. You shouldn't worry Quatre like that." Duo turned his cold stare on Wufei.
"Why would I play a prank?" he asked. "It's a useless waste of energy." Everyone starred open mouthed at Duo.
"Or maybe he is sick," Wufei wondered aloud. Heero was the only one besides Duo without that expression. The wheels in his brain were already turning.
'Prank, prank, prank,' he thought. He then smiled in delight. 'I got one!' The little devil ran off to find the tools of torture… I mean trade.
Quatre had sent Wufei and Trowa to search for the abnormally bouncy Japanese boy while Quatre looked after Duo. Wufei was passing by a dark corner when-
"Hah!" Heero popped out and covered Wufei completely with whipped cream. As Wufei's brain registered this sudden info, Heero covered him in three layers of fast cooling chocolate. Soon it hardened, and Wufei couldn't break out of the shell. He couldn't move at all in fact.
Trowa went back to Quatre defeated, as Heero bounced back to where they sat, dragging his prize behind him.
"Heero, there you are!" Quatre was relieved that he hadn't gotten into to much trouble. "Do you know where Wufei is?"
"Yep!" Heero showed him the victim of his prank.
"That's a big chocolate bar," Trowa observed.
"No it's not!" Heero yelled. "It's Wufei!"
"What happened?" Quatre asked.
"I turned him into a chocolate covered justice-mallow!" the boy glowed with pride.
"That's marshmallow, baka." Duo put in as he observed the event. Heero glared at him and stuck his tongue out at Duo.
Quatre was mortified and rushing to get Wufei out of the chocolate prison. Trowa snuck up on Heero and grabbed him. He tied the messy-haired boy to a chair as Quatre broke Wufei out of the shell.
Later that evening…
The chair was in shambles from Heero's escape efforts. He had gone through 15 of them, and he was only staying put now because they threatened to unleash Relena on him. Duo had come up with the threat, the others just repeated it. Trowa was online searching for what could be wrong with Duo and Heero.
"Another site dedicated to Relena's undying love for Heero." Trowa sighed. He kept getting pummeled with pop-ups for these things.
"She should just give up already!" Heero said. It was the first time in a long while he had talked about something other than all the ways you can blow up a Barbie doll. "I mean come on, I'm gay for heavens sake!" Everyone starred in amazement at him. "And I'm already crushing on this cute guy named-" Heero bit his lip so hard it started to bleed.
Apparently whatever was affecting them was wearing off. From then on they simply started to slowly fall asleep. Soon the three normal ones were left watching them sleep. They soon dozed off themselves.
Next day…
It was afternoon when they all woke up, they had been exhausted from dealing with the two odd ones. The two who had been acting weirdly slept in from the strain whatever had affected them had on their bodies.
The three normal ones found that Heero and Duo were back to normal. Except for the fact that Duo was looking hopefully at Heero and Heero looked mortified.
"What's wrong Heero?" Duo asked, putting a comforting arm around Heero's shoulders. Heero starred at Duo.
"I didn't say that. Please tell me I didn't say that," he said.
"Say what?" Duo was confused.
"That I was gay."
"You did, sorry pal." Heero looked back at the table. "Look at it this way," Duo tried to cheer him up. "The sugar high started to wear off and so you stopped yourself from telling who your crush is."
"SUGAR HIGH?!" the other three exclaimed. Duo looked at them.
"Yeah, we though the sugar was creamer and put a huge bunch of it into our coffee." Duo shrugged. Trowa was the first to burst out laughing, then the other two joined in.
Duo lead Heero to another set of chairs away from the laughing boys.
"If it makes you feel any better," Duo said once they were out of the others hearing range, "I'm gay too." Heero looked at him, surprise clear on his face.
"Really? But you flirt with the girls so much-"
"Yeah, that's just me playing around." Duo interrupted. "Doesn't mean a thing." Duo started to blush as Heero gave one of his rare smiles. Heero came up with an idea.
Duo gasped in surprise as Heero drew him into a kiss.
When Heero let go they noticed the other pilots watching them. Except for Wufei, he was on the floor with a nosebleed.
"Sorry, sugar must've not worn off completely." Heero tried his excuse to see if it worked. Duo, still in Heero's arms, laughed.
"Yeah right," Duo told him. "But don't worry, I've been waiting for that."
AN: There! I have another sugar high up! Thanks to my friend Jasmen who gave me the inspiration. Just so you know, and Jasmen is a living example of this, people who are normally hyper get super scary calm when on a sugar high. This was kind of a little treat for myself, well TTFN!