A/N: No half-assed excuses here! Move along, peeps, move along.

Disclamer: I don't own LoZ. I really wish I did though. Then I would have a bazillion fanboys drooling at my feet.

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"You and your Link aren't a couple, are you?" Zelda asked Tetra.

"Wh..What?" Tetra was caught completely off-guard.

"You and the Link from your time. You aren't a couple,"

"No, we aren't..." Tetra was unsure where this was heading.

"But you'd like to be," Zelda quirked an eyebrow.

"Maybe...Why?" Tetra was suspicious.

"It's pretty obvious. The way that you look at him whenever he's around. And also, the way that you lose your balance whenever he's in deep concentration,"

Tetra blushed. "Yeah...I mean...Look at him! He's dead sexy! If he was interested in me, I'd..." She trailed off.

Zelda smirked. "You'd tie him to your bedposts and ride him like a stallion?" Tetra glared at her, trying to suppress the laughter that was bubbling up inside her. "I'll take that as a yes,"

"You do that," Tetra fluffed one of the pillows on the bed. "What about you and your Link? Are you a couple?"

Zelda grinned and held out her left hand. "Engaged to be married," She giggled gleefully.

Tetra looked at the silver claddagh ring. "Wow. Impressive. Lucky," Tetra pouted.

"Aw, don't worry! I'm sure that your Link will come to his senses eventually. Worst comes to worst, you can always drag him somewhere quiet and rape him!" The pair laughed. A few minutes later, the males came back, carrying fish.

"I think something happened when we were gone," Tetra's Link said to Zelda's Link.

"I think you're right," He replied. "What were you talking about?" He asked warily.

"Nothing that concerns you...very much," Tetra and Zelda snickered.

The males felt a distinct feeling of dread as the females sauntered closer. But this feeling of dread was quickly evaporated when they took the fish into the kitchen to have some more girly talk.

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"Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!" Tetra screamed. Both Links jumped up from where they were relaxing and rushed into the kitchen, expecting to see a knife wound or something of that sort. But they didn't. It turns out that Tetra and Zelda were 'sword fighting' with fish. Tetra had a small, cold, wet guppy down the back of her shirt and was trying to get it out. "I'm going to MURDER you for that!" The guppy fell to the floor with a small 'snak' sound. Then Tetra and Zelda noticed the boys. Zelda hopped off the chair that she had lept upon in her moment of triumph, then she and Tetra shooed them out of the kitchen and finished preparing dinner.

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"Okay, bedding arrangements. Link and I will sleep in this bed, and you two can either share the other bed, or one of you can sleep on the floor," Zelda said.

"Meh. Share," Tetra said indifferently. Link shrugged, also indifferently.

Zelda smirked at Tetra and winked. "Sweet dreams!" She sang at them.

Tetra rolled her eyes, and trotted over to claim a side of the bed.

The pair snuggled down into the soft sheets and were soon fast asleep.

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Link got up early, careful not to wake Tetra, to watch the sun rise. When he came back in, she had snuggled up with his pillow, and was making happy noises. Link resisted the urge to kiss her and went back outside to remove temptation.

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A/N: Sorry it's so short peeps! I've been busy slacking off.