By the way, did you all thing the days are all in a row? Well, you're wrong! Really, they need a break, too.
Disclaimer:...Do I have to repeat this?
Thirteen Days, Thirteen Ways
Day 2: Name Day
Breakfast was like a holiday at Castle Oblivion. Especially on Sunday. On Sunday, Vexen cooked. And of course, Vexen was like a freakin' cooking god. Today, it was waffled. Blueberry waffles.
And so the entire Organization, except Vexen, was sitting at the table they had stolen from a homeless bum, chanting the Nobody's name and banging on the table. Since Namine was a girl, she wasn't allowed to join them. And well...they didn't count Larxene as being female.
So, when Vexen finally entered with the food, everyone jumped on the table and started some Indian ritual dance. It wasn't too bad until Axel flung off his cloak and tackled Roxas to the ground.But after awhile, things started calming down. Because honestly, who can be annoying and stuff your face at the same time? Well, apparently the two idiots can. And although nothing was verbally spoken, the others ocassionally glanced in their direction and scowled. Even though it had been two weeks, Laundry Day burned brightly in everyone's mind.
"Hey.." Axel frowned, breaking the eerie silence, "What is everyone's real name?"
The ten Nobody's glared at him. The nerve! They had to wear sailor fuku for an entire week before Superior could get them new cloaks, and now he was trying to speak to them?
"Mine Bra-" Xigbar started, before Demyx jumped on the table.
"I know!" he shouted, shoving waffles in Xaldin's face, "Axel and I should guess your original names!"
At this, Roxas, Marluxia, Zexion, and Larxene all stood up, teeth bared. Roxas and Zexion grabbed Axel and pinned him to the wall, while Marluxia and Larxene tackled Demyx to the ground.
"Don't you dare," they all hissed, before letting them go.
The breakfast ritual ended quickly enough, so everyone slowly departed. Saix and Zexion had a chick flick to watch, Luxord and Laxaeus had to play Pretty Pretty Princess, and the others had schedualed a Final Fantasy race. The first to beat FFX and FFX-2 without killing themselves wins. Simple, no? No. They were playing the German version.
Soon, only Demyx and Axel were left behind, a very stupid thing to do. And if Saix wasn't slipping Roxas pixy sticks under the table, the blonde probably would've done something. But since he was too stoned to remember that he was male, he just followed the rest, planning on dancing along to the Final Fantasy X-2 opening.
"...Their real names, huh?" Demyx said slowly, a grin appearing on his face. Axel grinned back, before the two raced for the library.
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Vexen stretched him arms, before rubbng his eyes. He was a whole 30 minutes ahead of Roxas in Final Fantasy X, so he could handle taking a break.
So he stood up, and wandered out of the room, only to be tackled to the ground by the two idiots.
"Oof! Get off me, you perverts!" he cried, but to no avail.
"No way, Neev," Demyx grinned, sitting on top of the blonde now.
"What the hell did you just call me?" he asked, growling. If this kept up, he wouldn't be in the lead anymore!
"Neev. It's your real name. Don't deny it," Axel beamed, 'tut-tutting' the scientist.
"Neev! Are you on crack! My real name's Eve-"
"Neev, I know your real name is freaky, but your mom gave it to you. And you love your mom. Who doesn't love their mom?" the musician said, frowning.
"My. Name. Isn't. Nee-" he started, before being knocked out randomly for an unexplainable reason.
"...Maybe Neev isn't his real name," the redhead muttered, sighing and standing up.
"What else would it be? Even? Pfft. I'm telling you, we guessed right on everything!"
So they both brushed off a bit of drool that Neev had put on them, and skipped down the hall.
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Luxord giggled, "I have the crown! Now, I only need the ring and the bracelet!"
He quickly placed the 'golden' crown on his head, before smirking. Laxaeus was so losing.
"Y-you're cheating!" the one lacking facial hair accused, pointing at the other with his left index finger, which was gracing. a purple ring.
"Me? Cheat? But...I'm a pretty princess!" he gasped, fiing the plastic crown.
"Dorlu! Salea..u..." Demyx exclaimed, bursting into the closet. The two Nobodies widened their eyes, and shrieked like little girls.
"W-w-w-w-what do you want!" Laxaeus said, throwning the blue jewelry at him, "We haven't been supplying the Organization with 'sleeping' drugs, honest!"
"That was you! I mean...ahem..." Axel said, following Demyx, "We know your real names. Luxord, your real name is Dorlu..And Laxaeus...well, we can't pronounce your name. But it's...Salaeu..a..I think."
But, the two men weren't listening, as they
were frantically digging to China. And they would. Superior said they
could, and Superior only lied on Thursdays and bank holidays.
So Demyx and Axel got bored of watching them, and decided to go find Saix and Zexion. Today...was awesome.
A/N: Okay, yes, I realize it is short, but...I say it can be. And I really want to thank my awesome friend Time for helping me come up with the 'real' names. Pfft, who needs to watch some stupid assembly for Student Body President when you can screw with fake people's lives! Anyways, I'll try to update fairly soon...Uh...but it would help if I got some motivation? And hey, it's still like 1000 words. So ha!