A/N: Ah, not quite a long of wait, eh? Eh, I don't think any of my ideas of how this is going to go are going as planned. So, let's just let it swing, eh?

"Something wrong, Marluxia?" Vexen asked, strolling up to the 13th floor of Castle Oblivion. It had been two weeks. Two wonderful weeks without the idiots, Roxas, Namine, and Larxene. Life, even his non-existant one, had never been better. Life had been so good, in fact, that finally many of the other Organization members went back to the decent castle! Now it was only him, Marluxia, Lexaeus, and the grave of Zexion.

"Actually, I need your help."

"With?"

"I need help protecting my castle!!!" Marluxia dispaired, "I had a vision last night!"

"Vision..? Of...?" the blonde question, raising an eyebrow.

"Axel!!!! And Demyx!!!" Marly wailed, clutching Vexen's cloak and looking around with wide eyes, "I can feel it... They're coming back."

"Well, we do need Namine," Vexen shrugged, "For the Keyblade Master."

"Good thing Axel's not here," Zexion sighed, walking into the room, "He has a thing for little boys." At the freak's appearance, the two men screamed.

"You're back from the dead?!?!?" they screeched, holding each other like lovers.

Zexion frowned, before looking down at himself, and looking behind him. "I am? Oh well, anyways, we should count our blessings. We might actually suceed. What are our plans?"

"MUTINY!!" Marluxia suddenly yelled, "I wanna lead our Orgy!!"

The other two twitched. Oh great. Marluxia really was gay.

-xii-

Xaldin sniffled, looking at himself in the mirror. It was hard being the ugliest member of the Organization. He didn't have a fan club like everyone else. How unfair!

"UGLY!" Xigbar yelled, bursting into the room, "Hey, ugly, we're going to the beach. You coming?"

"If I'm so ugly, then why are you asking me?!" Xaldin asked hotly, scowling.

"...Okay. See you!" the 'surfer' shrugged, turning and walking away.

"Wa-aaaait!" the ugly one yelled, chasing after the other.

-xii-

"Alright. So you guys wanted to come to the beach. Fine," Saix sighed, "But why am I here? Better yet, why is Superior here?"

"He lost a bet, and so did you," Luxord shrugged, before grinning. Oh how he loved his new swim shorts. Made entirely of Aztec gold coins. Delicious.

"Besides, you know you're thankful," Xigbar said, almost grinning.

"And why is that?"

"Oh, come off it!" Xaldin said, rolling his eyes, "We all know you like Superior!"

And soon, Luxord, Xaldin, and Xigbar were running for their lives, a beserk-mode Saix chasing after them.

-xii-

Superior grinned,splashing around in the waves. Oh, to be free like a dolphin! He sighed, like a fangirl does when she reads a fanfiction with her favorite homosexual couple, and glanced out into the ocean, watching a dolphin.

"Be free, little dolphin! Be free!" he called, sighing again. It was a perfect afternoon. So relaxing. Unfortunately, just as he said that, an orca came up to the surface and swallowed the dolphin whole. Superior whimpered.

He was just about to go find the others, when something caught his eye. Something was drifting out in the ocean. Like a dying dolphin! He had to save it! And so, calling on the useless powers he stole from Gooseman, he summoned a gaggle of geese to bring the poor animal ashore.

"Oh, you poor-" he said, before freezing. A twitch formed. "Please no. Oh God, kill me now!!"

"Uhhhg..." Demyx moaned, before blinking and sitting up, "Hey...I'm alive!! Thanks, Mansex!"

Superior didn't hear him, however, as he was too busy trying to call the orca to swallow him up as well.

-xii-

"Wait. You're trying to tell me you found the Keyblade Master's girl?" Marluxia asked, raising an eyebrow. Demyx was being interrogated in Superior's office, surrounded by everyone. Well, everyone except Axel, Roxas, Namine, and Larxene.

"Yeah," he shrugged, "While we were sailing away from Barney, we found this little island. Destiny Islands, actually. There were a couple of them. And soon we found that Kairi girl."

"What happened next?" Vexen asked, trying to sound like he wasn't interested.

"Larxene went crazy and stabbed a coconut tree. We left her behind, and kidnapped this whiny brat, Tidus."

"Why did you kidnap him?" Xaldin asked, sighing.

"Because we're pirates, DUH!" Demyx frowned, "Anyways, we got shipwrecked. Dunno what happened to everyone else, tho'."

There was silence, before everyone started cheering. Axel was gone! Gone! Now all they had to do was assassinate Demyx in his sleep. But, before anything else was said, four of those dark portal thingies appeared, and Axel, Roxas, Namine, and Larxene stepped out of them, wringing out their clothing.

"We're back!" Axel grinned.

Everyone except Demyx screamed.

A/N: Ta-da!