NOT UNTIL EASTER

CHAPTER 6

It's been two months and close to Easter and there's only one thing: Roy. Is. Pissed. He's been really Ornery about the restriction from Ed's boxers. Right now he was eating shrimp ice cream and watching yaoi. Roy has a way for showing his anger without really expressing it, when the problem was Ed he would eat shrimp, if it was about sex he would watch yaoi and eat ice cream because naturally ice cream taste good and sex feels good. When it's about work he will eat bananas all week. (If you've heard that song banana phone XD!)

But today he was eating, well, shrimp ice cream and watching yaoi, and Ed knew the reason he was like this because of him, he just wish he would have eating something that represented him better than that. Why shrimp? It couldn't be anything else? Ed looked at him and sighed there was nothing he can say to get out of this state except 'Lets have sex!' and he'll drop everything and carry him upstairs.

Ed sat at the kitchen table and was reading some documents, he adjusted his glasses "invoice 47417 is seventy-eight dollars and fifty four cents and..." before Ed could finish the doorbell rung "wonder who that could be?" he asked. He looked at Roy hoping he would answer the door, but all he did was turn up the TV making the yaoi he was watching louder. "I'll get it" Ed sighed

Ed answered the door "Oh hey Wrath...more paper work?" he sighed sadly

"Yeah" he smiled sweetly

"Is my new assistant getting any of this work?" he asked

"Yeah he is. In all honesty, he's getting as much as you are getting" Wrath tried to step into the door but Ed blocked the door "its ok Wrath I can put those on the table myself" Ed smiled nervously; knowing what was on TV wasn't kid appropriate.

"That's alright I know your busy I'll do it myself!" Wrath smiled, as he slipped under Ed's arm, "Wait! No! Wrath!" Wrath had stopped and his eyes went wide his lips separated in shock. Roy turned his head towards Wrath having some shrimp hanging from his mouth, Wrath gasped. Roy just sucked the left over shrimp in his mouth "Hey kid you like porn?" he asked.

Ed quickly grabbed Wrath and pushed him out the door "well it was nice meeting you again Wrath, we should do more of this sometime!" he yelled with a smile, while slamming the door. Wrath stood there wide eyed "Oh yeah!" Ed opened the door and grabbed the paper work "bye!"

Ed sighed and leaned against the door, soon his sigh turned into blind rage. " Roy!" Ed screamed, while slamming the paper work on the kitchen table. Roy just ignored him, "Why are you so repugnant and stupid? You never consider other people well being, you only care about you damn self!!" he finished.

"So what? He's about what? Twelve? He probably watches this crap all the time" Roy yawned "its most likely nothing new to him, he probably masturbates for all we know" Roy scratched his arm pits.

"That's not what I mean! Your always an ass when it comes down to you not getting someth-ugh never mind!" Ed screamed. Roy shrugged that's when the phone wrung, since Roy was closet he answered it "A-hoy-hoy?" he said, Ed rolled his eyes "Uh-huh, ok I'll be sure to tell him" he hung up the phone.

"Who was it?"

"It was your gym teacher, she says she'll be over here in a thirty minutes to kick your ass"

"W-why!? What I do!!?" he screamed in terror.

"Something about revealing porn to her child-or something" he finished.

"See, that's what I mean! I always get in trouble for your shit!!" he screamed

"Whatever" Roy found out he was out of ice cream and shrimp. "Out of ice cream" Roy stated, as he slipped on his pants "You want something at the store?" asked Roy, as he put on his shoes.

"A little support would be good!" Ed sobbed, as he had his head down and he beat his hand on the kitchen table, knowing the beating he was about to get.

Roy grabbed his keys "one first-aid kit, got it"

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Roy was at the store getting the materials he needed for his prolonged anger he had inside of him. "Hmm, maybe I should get strawberry this time" he whispered. He was about to grab the last strawberry ice cream as another was about too "excuse you" he said rudely, not meaning to.

"Oh were you about to grab this?" the guy smirked

"Well isn't it obvious?" Roy scorned.

"Well calm down black-haired wonder you can have the ice cream" smirked the guy, as he put his hand down.

"What the hell gave you the balls to call me that?" Roy said in a warning tone. "Names Envy, don't giva' fuck what I say or if it offends you" he said sarcastically.

"Well names Roy, not afraid to kick people's asses in public places" he warned.

"Oh you must be the infamous Roy Ed is always talking about" Envy laughed "you are so lucky you know that man?"

"Am I?" Roy questioned sarcastically, as he reached for some frozen shrimp, which he would cook when he gets home. "Yeah" Envy got close to Roy's ear "that's one sexy piece of meat you have at home"

"Hey back up bastard! He's mine! If you ever-"

"Hey calm down Robo-Cop, just saying, why are you so peeved?" he asked.

"None of your damn business" Roy growled

"Come on, I'm a natural mind reader, even though I can't read them" Envy smirked

"Ok shoot, read my mind and tell me why I'm so peeved" Roy stated.

"Ok well one thing you're buying shrimp and Ed is short, so he's the problem. Also from the way your neck looks and your arm you haven't had sex for I'd say, about a month" Roy gave a small gasp "stop me if I'm wrong" Envy suggested, Roy didn't "ok then your eating unlimited supply of shrimp and ice cream, and ice cream equals sex and shrimp equals Ed. So if you put it together it all comes up to Ed isn't giving you no ass" Envy finished.

"How did yo-"

"Its amazing what can do with a few signs and evidence" Envy smiled "here" Envy grabbed another pack of shrimp and a container of vanilla ice cream "so you wont have to make another trip to the store" Envy walked away with a devilish smile. All Roy did was look blankly at him as he walked away "damn that guy is weird" Roy sneered, as he put the shrimp and ice cream in the buggy.

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Roy made his way home carrying a brown bag of groceries, he stopped "its kind of to quiet" Roy shrugged and walked in just say the outside looked better than inside, he dropped his bought goods on the ground "What...the hell" Roy stuttered. Broken kitchen table, broken coffee table, paint scratched off the wall, couch spewing cotton, broken chair leg lodged into the TV, papers everywhere, broken cans and glasses, unbalanced pictures and broken ones, and knocked out/sleeping chibi on the couch I'm guessing Izumi was here thought Roy.

Roy turned his eyes to Ed, seeing that his shirt was dramatically ripped off and he had beating scars all over his face and stomach. Seeing Ed laid out on the couch with his shirt off kind of gave Roy REALLY naughty thoughts. Roy crawled over the arm rest and on a cushion of the couch "maybe just..." Roy leaned over Ed's beautiful face and kissed him on his lips and lifted his body little back up, he stopped "maybe just one long one" Roy leaned father over Ed arching his back he sucked his lips with Ed's and first it was polite, but then it got erotic.

He stuck his tongue in his mouth and it swarmed his mouth, he made smacking sounds enjoying it, he missed the feeling of him and Ed kissing oh so much. His hands grabbed Ed's head and squeezed it with his lips harder; soon Ed joined his tongue with his. The sweet, sweet taste of Ed's tongue made Roy excited, there was a lovely moan coming from chibi. Roy wasn't sure if he was awake or not but it seemed like it.

"R-Roy" Ed muffled.

Roy lifted his head violently and he sat up. Ed opened his eye slightly and lifts his body and stared at Roy tiredly "she really kicked my ass" he gave a tired/weak smile, as he fell on Roy's knee. Ed snuggled a little until he maneuvered his tired self up, until he made way up into Roy's shirt. Roy chuckled because Ed's hair on his body was VERY ticklish. Ed finally made his way thought the collar of the shirt and snuggled from the warmth of Roy's body. Roy's warm body made any winter worth staying in.

Ed wrapped his arms around Roy's Body making him fall back against the arm rest, Roy smiled, and he was so adorable like a little kitten in a basket. Roy wrapped his arms around Ed on the outside of his shirt "I'll get him tonight" Roy whispered, as he fell asleep.

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"What the hell happened?" Ed said, as he rubbed his moist head; just got out of the shower. "All I remember is Izumi going ballistic and beating me left, right, up, and down." Ed yawned "Plus, I promise downstairs was a mess before I was knocked out, ah well" Ed shrugged, that's when he was violently thrown on the bed both Roy and Ed shared.

" Roy what are you-ahhhhh doooinnng" Ed moaned, as Roy was rubbing his naked crotch "you know damn well what I'm doing" Roy said.

"Aaahhh please aaah stop"

"No. It's been two fuckin months Edward and nothing is stopping me, nothing. I cleaned up the whole living room from the little battle you had today and I deserve something in return" Roy scorned, as he ripped off Ed's towel and tossing it on the floor, Roy licked his lips "don't you miss this feeling Ed?" Roy grabbed Ed's crotch and squeezed it, Ed bent his head back and moaned loudly, he did, he did miss that feeling dearly.

"I thought so, well you'll be feeling that all night because-" Roy started to rub his crotch "nothing will be disturbing us" Ed started to breath faster and made a low moaning squeal, that's when the phone started to ring "no fuckin way!!" Roy yelled, he picked up the phone

"Who the hell is it!!?" Roy screamed

"Umm can I speak to mister Elric please?"

"Can people fuck without being disturbed!? Damn!!"

"...um sir? Its kind of an emergency can please speak with him?"

Roy faced turned red in anger, as he looked down at Ed's face "here!! It's for you!!" Roy screeched. Ed grabbed the phone, while Roy laid on top of Ed from frustration

"Hello?"

"Umm mister Elric?"

"This is he"

"I know this is none of my business, but who was that?"

"That was my lover, he's just really mad right now, I apologize for his outburst of Fury on the phone, so what's going on?"

Roy turned his head a little to Ed with these ominous filled eyes "right now? Ok thanks for telling me" Ed hung up the phone.

"So what did they say?" Roy grimed.

Ed smiled nervously; Roy sighed and lifted off of him. "They said" Ed started, as he got up and went to his underwear drawer "I have to go work and finish all the paper my so called 'assistant' didn't finish, I seemed to always clean up everybody's messes now" Ed sighed, as he put on his button up shirt and pants. I should be thanking them for calling that was a close one Ed thought, while smiling.

Ed had left the house once again. Roy was fed up something was going down Roy picked up the phone and dialed a number "Hello? Can I speak to the marriage counselor doctor Ashley?" Roy said.

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