Dragonball Z; Alti-verse

Chapter 2

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Thanks for reviews! This chapter has a brief courtroom scene in it. If I don't get something right, please don't get mad.


"Order! Court in session!" the judge boomed while everyone scattered to get to their seat. On the left side of the judge sat Bulma, ChiChi, Gohan, and their attorney all in formal/business outfits. On the right sat Vegito, obviously uncomfortable in his suit, and his lawyer. After all were seated the judge spoke. "Will the prosecutor speak his case?" a skinny, male lawyer walked up to the podium and began.

"My clients claim, although this man, Vegito, is two people, that he is both their husband. Now, both want him for themselves, but at the moment they merely want him to even be attainable. My argument is that he should be accountable to them, since both have children by the now 'fused' individuals," the prosecutor stated.

"Will the defense now speak her case?" the judge said, his eyes showing confusion at this strange case. A solemn looking woman stood and went forward.

"Vegito claims he is a completely different person from the two that 'fused', and thus is not married to either women," the defender said. She sat back down as the judge pondered.

"We will have a brief recess and return to give the ruling," the judge said. Everyone shuffled about, picking up papers and trying to get through the large doorway.


(After an hour.)

Everyone sat quietly, anxiously waiting to hear the ruling. "Through much thought, we have come up with a decision," the judge explained. "Vegito is officially a bachelor..." Vegito arm pumped with excitement, wile ChiChi and Bulma nearly ripped their hair out. "...But he will have to assist in raising of any children born by Goku and Vegeta, since they are partially his, by paying child care." Vegito simply shrugged his shoulders, although annoyed by the thought of paying for anything, and ChiChi and Bulma calmed down a bit. "Court is adjourned."

(Outside.)

ChiChi, Bulma, Gohan, and Vegito all stood on the sidewalk discussing things. "So I have to pay for the kids, but they're kind of mine?" Vegito asked to make sure.

"Yes, they're still some how yours," Bulma answered.

"So I can train them, and they can live with me when their older?" Vegito asked hopefully. ChiChi went mad.

"You will not interfere with Gohan's education!" ChiChi yelled angrily. Gohan sweat dropped.

"I will if I want to," Vegito answered. "I'm going to make Gohan and Trunks into real Saiyans."

"No you wont!" ChiChi argued. ChiChi was used to Goku's cowering, so when Vegito stood his ground, it kind of threw her off.

"You can't stop me! Gohan will continue to train regularly, and when Trunks gets older, he will too!" Vegito argued back. "Now where's dinner?" ChiChi and Bulma smiled at this and turned right around and began walking off.

"Come on Gohan," ChiChi called her reluctant son.

"Sorry, Vegito, you're going to have to get your own food," Bulma said. Vegito looked completely dumbfounded.

"Crap! I need to find a mate now!" Vegito said to himself, while his stomach growled like a T-Rex. He stood their thinking about his options, and then finally teleported off.


(At the lookout.)

Dende watched Earth in interest; particularly Vegito's life issues. Just then he freaked out when he heard something faze in behind him. He turned to see the Saiyan he was just observing standing with two fingers on his forehead. "Oh, Vegito, you startled me," Dende was relieved it was just the fusion. "What are you doing here?"

"Do you have any food here? I'm starving?" Vegito held his stomach as it rumbled loudly.

"I'm sure Mr. Popo could get you something," Dende answered.


(At the dinner table.)

"This is really good!" Vegito managed to say while stuffing his mouth. Both Popo and Dende were astounded by the Saiyan's veracious appetite.

"So what are you going to do now that you're officially a bachelor?" Dende tried to start a conversation.

"I need to find a mate real soon," Vegito said as he finished his meal with a large mug of root beer (I'm don't think Mr. Popo would have alcohol around.) "And then I think I might have to find a job."

"Who would you marry?" Dende asked.

"I thought you could suggest someone? I need someone that is strong, can cook well, and she should be attractive," Vegito said.

"I don't really know anyone off hand, but if I find out, I'll tell you," Dende. "Now what about a job?"

"I don't know, what pays good?" the fusion wandered.

"You need at least a high school diploma for any good jobs," Dende said, obviously pointing out Vegito's lack of one.

"Then I'll go to high school," Vegito said. "And I'll go to the one Gohan attends." Dende and Popo both looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders. "In the mean time, can I live here?" Vegito pleaded.

"All right," Dende rolled his eyes.


(At ChiChi's house.)

"Now have a good first day, Gohan," ChiChi called as Gohan left on the nimbus cloud.

"All right, mom!" Gohan waved goodbye and soared into the air. He flew for a good twenty minutes and finally came over Maye City (Satan City in normal DBZ.) He landed and saw a bunch of people yelling in terror near the bank. He ran over to see what the matter was and saw a gang of criminals holding bags of money.

"Stop! This is the police!" an officer yelled into a megaphone. One of the criminals aimed a rocket launcher and fired at the policeman. Just before it hit, Gohan jumped in the way and stopped the rocket with his hand.

"Quit now!" Gohan commanded as the crooks stared amazed. The leader, a real big guy, whipped out two machine guns and started firing at the half Saiyan, only to get busted in the nose by Vegito. Gohan and Vegito quickly beat the gang up and returned the money. After everything settled down Gohan asked Vegito what he was doing here.

"I'm going to your high school!" Vegito said excitedly.

"Awesome!" Gohan exclaimed. He then looked down at his watch. "Oh no! We're gonna be late!"

"Not if I can help it!" Vegito put his left hand on Gohan's shoulder and then put two fingers to his head, and disappeared. Shortly after they vanished a young girl came running up.

"Where's the trouble?" the girl asked. A man noticed what she said and answered.

"Oh, hey Videl, your too late," the mustached man said. "Some kid and another guy, both with big hair, showed up and pulverized the bank robbers."

"What did they look like?" Videl asked, very suspicious of the news.

"Like I said, one was a boy about your age with spiky black hair, and the other was a big muscular dude with black spiky hair. The boy wore a badge from Orange Star High school," the man described.

"A badge?" Videl repeated, thinking over what she was told. 'I guess I'll see him at school then' she thought. "Thank you!" Videl ran off, back towards school.


What will school be like now? Especially with Gohan having shown his abilities and Vegito going to school?

To Be Continued...

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